1. "High heels, check. Duct tape, check. ... man, throw in a shaved beagle and this is turning into that date I had with Sullivan."2. "Hey, Larry, is my stance wide enough? Give me the 'palm's up' signal if my stance is wide enough."
3. Hillary dedicated her first term to getting even with men for '2000 years of patriarchal oppression.' Mandatory high heels laws were just the start.
4. "If John Edwards isn't the next president, I'll just die!"
5. Rick just never got the hang of "the rabbit chases the fox through the hole..."
Best of The Man
Now everyone run to the mall and act irrational.
Best of Whacko
I looked in my "1,001 Uses for Duct Tape" book. This isn't in there.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
You don't tug on Superman's cape... or he'll scratch your eyes out.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"If I'm gonna fly around all over, I'm gonna do it with style and sass!"
Best of metalgarth
Least... Collectible... Issue... Ever...
Best of attmay
ORA: "Nice girls don't wear cha-cha heels!"
Best of Submariner
Whoa - Jeff Garcia appears to taking his press clippings a bit too seriously...
Best of prince of leaves
Despite his powers, even Superman had to take special precautions against the homicidal footwear-collecting compulsions of The Fetishist.
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John realized that going to a podiatrist under Hillary's health care plan might be impossible, so he had to improvise.
Best of Mr. Right
♫ I'm super... Thanks for asking... ♫
Best of Anonymous Steve O
If this is what happens to SUPERMAN, then what does a Clinton presidency do for the REST of us?!!
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It's well known throughout the galaxy that Kryptonians had horrible fashion sense. Some even postulate that their planet exploded in disgust over this very issue.
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Now everyone run to the mall and act irrational.
N.O.W. hazes-in another set of male interns.
So, it seems Superman had other disguises besides mild-mannered Clark Kent.
I looked in my "1,001 Uses for Duct Tape" book. This isn't in there.
Kal Ella
The curious effects of pink Kryptonite.
"Clark, I've found the Bizzaro Clark!"
"No Chloe, it's me... and now you know ALL my secrets."
You don't tug on Superman's cape... or he'll scratch your eyes out.
"If I'm gonna fly around all over, I'm gonna do it with style and sass!"
Thought Bubble: "So then I zoom around town super-kicking the sh*t out of homeless people with her shoes on, and Maureen Dowd goes down for murder."
V - your #5 made me pig-snort, thinkin back to my days teaching knots for the merit badge to my son's Boy Scout troop. (Had one with that exact problem.)
The Dolphins sign a new player in an effort to salvage a modicum of respect.
Johnny Weir was apalled; "How can you be a 'Gay Blade' without donning your blades?"
The 9ers may not have much of a team anymore, but the fans still put on a "Market Street" show each Sunday...
Geoffrey could only hope that one of the players would Ram him...
Least... Collectible... Issue... Ever...
ORA: "Nice girls don't wear cha-cha heels!"
Whoa - Jeff Garcia appears to taking his press clippings a bit too seriously...
New to transvestism, Jim was disappointed to discover that spending $300 on women's shoes didn't buy you virtual indestructability like it did with men's shoes.
Despite his powers, even Superman had to take special precautions against the homicidal footwear-collecting compulsions of The Fetishist.
One of the entries from Leg Show Magazine's first and last amateur photo contest.
Blanche Armstrong prepares for the Tour de Prance.
This is the only way to avoid Bill these days. Trust me.
John realized that going to a podiatrist under Hillary's health care plan might be impossible, so he had to improvise.
♫ I'm super... Thanks for asking... ♫
If this is what happens to SUPERMAN, then what does a Clinton presidency do for the REST of us?!!
Steve O
It's well known throughout the galaxy that Kryptonians had horrible fashion sense. Some even postulate that their planet exploded in disgust over this very issue.
YOU try landing in these things with out losing one of them.
Is Imelda Marcos back in town?
Janet Reno prepares to introduce the one and only Hilldawg to the '08 Convention...
After the break "Queer Eye For The Straight Guy" presents an absolutely FABulous make-over you won't want to miss!
These things are hard enough without rolling your ankle on Rodney's Dill...
doh!
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