Friday, October 26, 2007

The Low Spark of High Heeled Kryptonians

Brender

1. "High heels, check. Duct tape, check. ... man, throw in a shaved beagle and this is turning into that date I had with Sullivan."

2. "Hey, Larry, is my stance wide enough? Give me the 'palm's up' signal if my stance is wide enough."

3. Hillary dedicated her first term to getting even with men for '2000 years of patriarchal oppression.' Mandatory high heels laws were just the start.

4. "If John Edwards isn't the next president, I'll just die!"

5. Rick just never got the hang of "the rabbit chases the fox through the hole..."

Best of The Man
Now everyone run to the mall and act irrational.

Best of Whacko
I looked in my "1,001 Uses for Duct Tape" book. This isn't in there.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
You don't tug on Superman's cape... or he'll scratch your eyes out.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"If I'm gonna fly around all over, I'm gonna do it with style and sass!"

Best of metalgarth
Least... Collectible... Issue... Ever...

Best of attmay
ORA: "Nice girls don't wear cha-cha heels!"

Best of Submariner
Whoa - Jeff Garcia appears to taking his press clippings a bit too seriously...

Best of prince of leaves
Despite his powers, even Superman had to take special precautions against the homicidal footwear-collecting compulsions of The Fetishist.

Best of lawhawk
John realized that going to a podiatrist under Hillary's health care plan might be impossible, so he had to improvise.

Best of Mr. Right
♫ I'm super... Thanks for asking... ♫

Best of Anonymous Steve O
If this is what happens to SUPERMAN, then what does a Clinton presidency do for the REST of us?!!

Best of sonicfrog
It's well known throughout the galaxy that Kryptonians had horrible fashion sense. Some even postulate that their planet exploded in disgust over this very issue.

33 comments:

The Man said...

Now everyone run to the mall and act irrational.

The Man said...

N.O.W. hazes-in another set of male interns.

Whacko said...

So, it seems Superman had other disguises besides mild-mannered Clark Kent.

Whacko said...

I looked in my "1,001 Uses for Duct Tape" book. This isn't in there.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Kal Ella

Son Of The Godfather said...

The curious effects of pink Kryptonite.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Clark, I've found the Bizzaro Clark!"
"No Chloe, it's me... and now you know ALL my secrets."

Son Of The Godfather said...

You don't tug on Superman's cape... or he'll scratch your eyes out.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"If I'm gonna fly around all over, I'm gonna do it with style and sass!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Thought Bubble: "So then I zoom around town super-kicking the sh*t out of homeless people with her shoes on, and Maureen Dowd goes down for murder."

Submariner said...

V - your #5 made me pig-snort, thinkin back to my days teaching knots for the merit badge to my son's Boy Scout troop. (Had one with that exact problem.)

Submariner said...

The Dolphins sign a new player in an effort to salvage a modicum of respect.

Submariner said...

Johnny Weir was apalled; "How can you be a 'Gay Blade' without donning your blades?"

Submariner said...

The 9ers may not have much of a team anymore, but the fans still put on a "Market Street" show each Sunday...

Submariner said...

Geoffrey could only hope that one of the players would Ram him...

metalgarth said...

Least... Collectible... Issue... Ever...

attmay said...

ORA: "Nice girls don't wear cha-cha heels!"

Submariner said...

Whoa - Jeff Garcia appears to taking his press clippings a bit too seriously...

prince of leaves said...

New to transvestism, Jim was disappointed to discover that spending $300 on women's shoes didn't buy you virtual indestructability like it did with men's shoes.

prince of leaves said...

Despite his powers, even Superman had to take special precautions against the homicidal footwear-collecting compulsions of The Fetishist.

prince of leaves said...

One of the entries from Leg Show Magazine's first and last amateur photo contest.

Rodney Dill said...

Blanche Armstrong prepares for the Tour de Prance.

lawhawk said...

This is the only way to avoid Bill these days. Trust me.

John realized that going to a podiatrist under Hillary's health care plan might be impossible, so he had to improvise.

Mr. Right said...

♫ I'm super... Thanks for asking... ♫

Anonymous said...

If this is what happens to SUPERMAN, then what does a Clinton presidency do for the REST of us?!!

Steve O

sonicfrog said...
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sonicfrog said...

It's well known throughout the galaxy that Kryptonians had horrible fashion sense. Some even postulate that their planet exploded in disgust over this very issue.

sonicfrog said...

YOU try landing in these things with out losing one of them.

sonicfrog said...

Is Imelda Marcos back in town?

Submariner said...

Janet Reno prepares to introduce the one and only Hilldawg to the '08 Convention...

Submariner said...

After the break "Queer Eye For The Straight Guy" presents an absolutely FABulous make-over you won't want to miss!

Submariner said...

These things are hard enough without rolling your ankle on Rodney's Dill...

Rodney Dill said...

doh!