Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Land of the Giant BALLS!!

wacha

1. Hillary's are bigger.

2. Sensing Jefferson was at the Nooddi Bar again, Marcy planned an elaborate revenge.

3. You just know somehow Mountain Dew was involved in this.

4. Little known facts about The Prisoner: Rover's brother was a soccer hooligan.

5. Tragically, Janene Garofalo was not in the car at the time of the accident.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Ironically, "Nooddi Nooddi" is Thai for "Watch for falling ginormous soccer balls"

Best of Mr. Right
"Oh, my God! It's Kasey Kahne! Kasey, we love you..."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"That's a hella-big stickshift knob ya got there, Ernie."

Best of Mr. Right
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL!!!

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Well there's yer problem right there..."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
God does not play dice with the universe... but watch out for that bank shot!

Best of Mr. Right
The continuing investigation into Princess Diana's death takes a strange and disturbing turn...

Best of Mr. Right
Chrysler introduces its latest model... The Dodge Ball!
[Groan all you like... I'm not deleting it!]

Best of Submariner
I take it that Smashmouth didn't like the sedan we sent over?

Best of Rodney Dill
"Kobe, I'm ope... NO NOT OPEN, ABORT, ABORT..."

Best of Rodney Dill
Due to a media type-o, no one ever found out that the Clinton's secret weapon to beat the Republicans in 1992 was Soccer Bombs.

Best of Kaptain
"A large, round object that ruins cars? Hell, I was married to that for a while!" Tom Arnold was not impressed.

Best of AJ
See...this is why Americans don't like soccer.

Best of curly
Although land was cheap, living next to the Jolly Green Giant’s soccer field did have its disadvantages.

Best of the paperboy
Confucious Say: He who stand in front of car get tired. He who stand behind car get exhausted. He who stand on top of car get bald.

48 comments:

Son Of The Godfather said...

Those antenna balls are getting ridiculous.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Ironically, "Nooddi Nooddi" is Thai for "Watch for falling ginormous falling soccer balls"

Son Of The Godfather said...

...or just one "falling"... PIMF

Mr. Right said...

"Oh, my God! It's Kasey Kahne! Kasey, we love you..."

[You need to know you're NASCAR commercials to get it.]

Son Of The Godfather said...

"That's a hella-big stickshift knob ya got there, Ernie."

Mr. Right said...

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL!!!

Mr. Right said...

90 ball in the side (door) pocket...

Son Of The Godfather said...

Nike - Just DOH! it.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Found: Left testicle from picture below.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Well there's yer problem right there..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Bash It Like Beckham

Son Of The Godfather said...

Sully foolishly worded his third wish to the monkey's paw: "...balls slamming against my chin..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

God does not play dice with the universe... but watch out for that bank shot!

Mr. Right said...

The continuing investigation into Princess Diana's death takes a strange and disturbing turn...

Son Of The Godfather said...

Mercedes Bends

Son Of The Godfather said...

Mitsubashi

Mr. Right said...

The BMW/Nike cross-promotional event goes horribly awry!

Army of Dad said...

Sadly it was the last header he ever did.

Mr. Right said...

Riffing off SOTG...

Ford Mushtang

Mr. Right said...

Chrysler introduces its latest model... The Dodge Ball!

[Groan all you like... I'm not deleting it!]

Son Of The Godfather said...

The copyright judge, unfamiliar with computer terminology, sentences V th K to 1 year for "googling big balls".

heh

Son Of The Godfather said...

The new Mitsubishi Collapse

jeff said...

How Phil Knight handles hypocritical anti-globalization types.

"He shoots - he scores!"

Remember the horse head from the movie "The Godfather?" Adidas has been warned.

Submariner said...

Ford Exploder




Ya just might have created a new standard, SOTG ol' chum

Submariner said...

Chevy Impaleya

Submariner said...

Dodge Wiper

Submariner said...

I take it that Smashmouth didn't like the sedan we sent over?

Submariner said...

Looks like "Plan 90 From Outer Space" on the daily matinee...



Groan all you want, Miss M.

Submariner said...

Swoosh? Naw, sounded more like "Smoosh - Crash - tinkle, tinkle, tinkel..."

Submariner said...

The Howards' always hated shopping for Clifford's annual chew-toy birthday present...

Son Of The Godfather said...

Worked for the fat chick, works here too!:

"That thing got a hemi?"
"Yeah, a hemi sphere..."

Damn you for beating me to "Chevy Impaleya", Subby! ;)

Rodney Dill said...

"Kobe, I'm ope... NO NOT OPEN, ABORT, ABORT..."

Rodney Dill said...

"What ball? I wanna go inside and see the Nooddi girls."

Rodney Dill said...

Cantor's revenge

Rodney Dill said...

Australian for Tragic-Comedy: "My Mother-in-Law was just sitting in my new car and..."

Rodney Dill said...

Due to a media type-o, no one ever found out that the Clinton's secret weapon to beat the Republicans in 1992 was Soccer Bombs.

Rodney Dill said...

James Bond's best car will always be the Smashed-in Martin

(...boys thought ya'd tuck 'em all huh?)

Son Of The Godfather said...

scoooz me captioners... i writing this while drinking my 2nd cranberry/vodka... vodka x3...

ball... car... smooshy.

k, i go bed now...

Submariner said...

And there are also the:

Bentley Carnage
Dodge Nitroed
Dodge Splintered 3500 Cargo
Ford Tore-up
Infinite OU812
Rolls Royce Plant-em

Submariner said...

And for the lucky guy who wasn't in it:

Ford Escape
or any old Dodge

which would make the driver a

Dodge REvenger

Kaptain said...

"A large, round object that ruins cars? Hell, I was married to that for a while!" Tom Arnold was not impressed.

AJ said...

See...this is why Americans don't like soccer.

curly said...

Although land was cheap, living next to the Jolly Green Giant’s soccer field did have its disadvantages.

the paperboy said...

Confucious Say:
He who stand in front of car get tired. He who stand behind car get exhausted. He who stand on top of car get bald.

the paperboy said...

In Russia Nooddi Bar, ball crush YOU!

the paperboy said...

I liked AC/DC for one reason. WE'VE GOT THE BIGGEST! BALLS OF THEM ALL!!!

the paperboy said...

Getting balled at the nooddi bar.

wacha said...

Brazil joins the space race