1. Hillary's are bigger.
2. Sensing Jefferson was at the Nooddi Bar again, Marcy planned an elaborate revenge.
3. You just know somehow Mountain Dew was involved in this.
4. Little known facts about The Prisoner: Rover's brother was a soccer hooligan.
5. Tragically, Janene Garofalo was not in the car at the time of the accident.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Ironically, "Nooddi Nooddi" is Thai for "Watch for falling ginormous soccer balls"
Best of Mr. Right
"Oh, my God! It's Kasey Kahne! Kasey, we love you..."
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"That's a hella-big stickshift knob ya got there, Ernie."
Best of Mr. Right
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL!!!
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Well there's yer problem right there..."
Best of Son Of The Godfather
God does not play dice with the universe... but watch out for that bank shot!
Best of Mr. Right
The continuing investigation into Princess Diana's death takes a strange and disturbing turn...
Best of Mr. Right
Chrysler introduces its latest model... The Dodge Ball!
[Groan all you like... I'm not deleting it!]
Best of Submariner
I take it that Smashmouth didn't like the sedan we sent over?
Best of Rodney Dill
"Kobe, I'm ope... NO NOT OPEN, ABORT, ABORT..."
Best of Rodney Dill
Due to a media type-o, no one ever found out that the Clinton's secret weapon to beat the Republicans in 1992 was Soccer Bombs.
Best of Kaptain
"A large, round object that ruins cars? Hell, I was married to that for a while!" Tom Arnold was not impressed.
Best of AJ
See...this is why Americans don't like soccer.
Best of curly
Although land was cheap, living next to the Jolly Green Giant’s soccer field did have its disadvantages.
Best of the paperboy
Confucious Say: He who stand in front of car get tired. He who stand behind car get exhausted. He who stand on top of car get bald.
48 comments:
Those antenna balls are getting ridiculous.
Ironically, "Nooddi Nooddi" is Thai for "Watch for falling ginormous falling soccer balls"
...or just one "falling"... PIMF
"Oh, my God! It's Kasey Kahne! Kasey, we love you..."
[You need to know you're NASCAR commercials to get it.]
"That's a hella-big stickshift knob ya got there, Ernie."
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL!!!
90 ball in the side (door) pocket...
Nike - Just DOH! it.
Found: Left testicle from picture below.
"Well there's yer problem right there..."
Bash It Like Beckham
Sully foolishly worded his third wish to the monkey's paw: "...balls slamming against my chin..."
God does not play dice with the universe... but watch out for that bank shot!
The continuing investigation into Princess Diana's death takes a strange and disturbing turn...
Mercedes Bends
Mitsubashi
The BMW/Nike cross-promotional event goes horribly awry!
Sadly it was the last header he ever did.
Riffing off SOTG...
Ford Mushtang
Chrysler introduces its latest model... The Dodge Ball!
[Groan all you like... I'm not deleting it!]
The copyright judge, unfamiliar with computer terminology, sentences V th K to 1 year for "googling big balls".
heh
The new Mitsubishi Collapse
How Phil Knight handles hypocritical anti-globalization types.
"He shoots - he scores!"
Remember the horse head from the movie "The Godfather?" Adidas has been warned.
Ford Exploder
Ya just might have created a new standard, SOTG ol' chum
Chevy Impaleya
Dodge Wiper
I take it that Smashmouth didn't like the sedan we sent over?
Looks like "Plan 90 From Outer Space" on the daily matinee...
Groan all you want, Miss M.
Swoosh? Naw, sounded more like "Smoosh - Crash - tinkle, tinkle, tinkel..."
The Howards' always hated shopping for Clifford's annual chew-toy birthday present...
Worked for the fat chick, works here too!:
"That thing got a hemi?"
"Yeah, a hemi sphere..."
Damn you for beating me to "Chevy Impaleya", Subby! ;)
"Kobe, I'm ope... NO NOT OPEN, ABORT, ABORT..."
"What ball? I wanna go inside and see the Nooddi girls."
Cantor's revenge
Australian for Tragic-Comedy: "My Mother-in-Law was just sitting in my new car and..."
Due to a media type-o, no one ever found out that the Clinton's secret weapon to beat the Republicans in 1992 was Soccer Bombs.
James Bond's best car will always be the Smashed-in Martin
(...boys thought ya'd tuck 'em all huh?)
scoooz me captioners... i writing this while drinking my 2nd cranberry/vodka... vodka x3...
ball... car... smooshy.
k, i go bed now...
And there are also the:
Bentley Carnage
Dodge Nitroed
Dodge Splintered 3500 Cargo
Ford Tore-up
Infinite OU812
Rolls Royce Plant-em
And for the lucky guy who wasn't in it:
Ford Escape
or any old Dodge
which would make the driver a
Dodge REvenger
"A large, round object that ruins cars? Hell, I was married to that for a while!" Tom Arnold was not impressed.
See...this is why Americans don't like soccer.
Although land was cheap, living next to the Jolly Green Giant’s soccer field did have its disadvantages.
Confucious Say:
He who stand in front of car get tired. He who stand behind car get exhausted. He who stand on top of car get bald.
In Russia Nooddi Bar, ball crush YOU!
I liked AC/DC for one reason. WE'VE GOT THE BIGGEST! BALLS OF THEM ALL!!!
Getting balled at the nooddi bar.
Brazil joins the space race
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