Wednesday, October 10, 2007

... Joey Lawrence Haircut

El Hombre
1. New evidence has surfaced proving John Edwards dodged the draft by hiding out in Toronto in the early 70's.

2. All your lunch money are belong to us.

3. I CAN HAS AZZ WHIPPING?

4. Canadian RenFaires are a wild trip, baby, can you dig it?

5. "All right," Geddy Lee said. "You can have all the money you want, but you have to destroy this picture and the negatives."

Best of AJ
Canada's national fruit.

Best of The Man
Johnny Wier's open tryout for the NHL did not go over very well with hockey purists.

Best of GOP & College
The first male hockey cheerleader was just as gay as "male hockey cheerleader" sounds.

Best of attmay
So I guess the rumors about Carol Channing and Pierre Trudeau were true.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
...and as they approached the magic tree, they encountered the Blue Fairy!

Best of Army of Mom
The Osmond brother they just never talked about.

Best of Frank_IBC
"...buggered and sore
like a hobo's whore
in the Big Rock Candy Mountains."

Best of Gregory
Little talked about hockey fact: When you win Lord Stanleys Cup, Stanley comes with it.

Best of racerboy
"He can loiter in my crease, any day" said Andrew Sullivan.


42 comments:

cj said...

After looking at this picture, does anybody still want socialist health care?

AJ said...

Introducing Mary Cheney's wif...no, husb...nooo, ummm...partner! Yes. Mary Cheney's "partner".

AJ said...

Canada's national fruit.

The Man said...

Johnny Wier's open tryout for the NHL did not go over very well with hockey purists.

AJ said...

After receiving his Christmas card from Canada's Prime Minister, Bush suddenly shifts his border control focus to our neighbors up North.

GOP & College said...

1) The first male hockey cheerleader was just as gay as "male hockey cheerleader" sounds.

2) Hillary Clinton circa 1975

attmay said...

So I guess the rumors about Carol Channing and Pierre Trudeau were true.

attmay said...

Reason #147 why plans for Disneyland Canada were never consummated: This guy as Prince Charming.

Son Of The Godfather said...

No one ever talks about Denise Kucinich.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Gary liked to wear the shoes with the styrofoam heels. He relished being lite in the loafers.

Son Of The Godfather said...

ORA:
"If your intention... was to shoot an arrow through my heart... BULLSEYE!..."

watch it, it's a riot! :)

Son Of The Godfather said...

...and as they approached the magic tree, they encountered the Blue Fairy!

Silhouette said...

Harlequin presents its latest romance novel: I Married A Sissy Boy.

Silhouette said...

"Yoo hoo! Mr. Mountie."

GregMan said...

Silky Pony's attempt to project a more macho image goes horribly wrong.

GregMan said...

Shrillary's idea of the Perfect Man: weak, effeminate, and Canadian.

GregMan said...

Dr. McCoy said, "He's not dead, Jim, but he ought to be".

ThatGayConservative said...

Why the Toronto version of FSF wasn't well attended and not the Canadian beer that tastes like ball sweat.

Anonymous said...

Maple Leaf, I think not. More like a Toronto Blue Gay.

Rachel said...

please tell me that's a wig

Army of Mom said...

The little known Osmond brother.

Army of Mom said...

Photographic evidence of why Halloween costumes in Canada suck.

Army of Mom said...

Pre-op Donny Hamill. Now known as Dorothy Hamill.

Army of Mom said...

Hi Silky Pony. It's good to see you're still following my hair care regimen. I miss you! *blowing kisses*

Army of Mom said...

Why Ren Faires in Canada aren't well attended.

Frank_IBC said...

"...buggered and sore
like a hobo's whore
in the Big Rock Candy Mountains."

Gregory said...

Little talked about hockey fact: When you win Lord Stanleys Cup, Stanley comes with it.

mormonbradybunchdad said...

Boy, how gay do the Toronto Maple Leafs look now??? Their mascot is a fairy.

Jay Guevara said...

Come back John Wayne. All is forgiven.

curly said...

Aren’t we being redundant when we say ‘gay Canadian’?

curly said...

Attention Canada: Our sissies can beat up your sissies!

Anonymous said...

The Sabers get their long-overdue vengeance on the Leafs.

DaveP.

Anonymous said...

The Canadian Labor Party finally finds a new set of field uniforms for the 'Princess Pats' that it can approve of.

DaveP.

prince of leaves said...

After his recent fundraising surge, it wasn't surprising to see incriminating pictures of Ron Paul suddenly spring up everywhere.

Rodney Dill said...

Lame Canada

Rodney Dill said...

Wanna puck?

Army of Dad said...

Wow, it is the rare Blue Breasted Queerleader.

Army of Dad said...

I think he spelled the team's name wrong. He must be cheering for the Maple Quiffs

Army of Mom said...

Little Boy Blue, Come blow your ...

divine miss m said...

ORA:

"Well, I'm just as God made me, Sir."

racerboy said...

"He can loiter in my crease, any day" said Andrew Sullivan.

racerboy said...

Is that Little Boy Blew?

...or Little Lord FondleBoy?