1. And all this time, you thought "Princess Sparkle Pony" was John Edwards's Secret Service code name.
2. "Keep watching your hand, and when you start to see trails, that means that the acid has kicked in..."
3. ORA: "We will now repeat 'The Non-Conformists' Oath'..."
4. "Wonder Twin Powers... Activate!"
5. "... and the winner will take on reigning champion John Edwards. Let the Sissy Fight begin!"
Best of Jay Guevara
"Gimme five!"
Best of Army of Mom
Your pimp slap is weak, Nancy. If you expect to keep Congress in line, you need to lose the princess wave thing you got going on there.
Best of mormonbradybunchdad
Needing a better facelife.
Best of Army of Mom
Ready to face off, Nancy and Condi? First one to buzz in and answer correctly chooses if you play or pass. Let's get ready to play the Family Feud!
Best of AJ
Not being able to control herself any longer, Nancy breaks the "invisible wall" and she and Condi engage in the most passionate lovemaking seen at the White House since the Eisenhower administration.
Best of curly
There’s nothing more pitiful than watching two Republican women perform the Macarena.
Best of curly
In another failed attempt to connect with her African-American roots, Condi hires a white woman to teach her how to dap.
Best of AJ
Right before their lesbian wedding vows are completed, Bush wakes up from the worst nightmare he's ever had.
Best of Zeke
High five me Condi, we are going to gang bang this clueless lug till the wheels fall off the wagon! Did you bring Madonna's strap-on?
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You take your hand like this and slap his face, this is exactly what I told Lora.
"Gimme five!"
Your pimp slap is weak, Nancy. If you expect to keep Congress in line, you need to lose the princess wave thing you got going on there.
Condi: Wow, you've had work. I'd really call to complain about the shoddy results.
Nancy gives Cowboys owner Jerry Jones competition for the plastic surgery joker face contest.
Damn, this is just too easy, V.
Needing a better facelife.
Pelosi family versus Rice family on the next Family Feud. First family to 300 points competes for the big money. Ready to face off, Nancy and Condi? First one to buzz in and answer correctly chooses if you play or pass. Let's get ready to play the Family Feud!
Condi was officiating at a straight wedding:
a. to provide the Administration an offset for the lesbian daughter of Dick Cheney.
b. because rice is traditional thrown at weddings.
c. because all of the high ranking male Republicans were in the mens’ room at the airport.
d. because the groom wanted both vanilla and chocolate wedding ‘cake’.
Not being able to control herself any longer, Nancy breaks the "invisible wall" and she and Condi engage in the most passionate lovemaking seen at the White House since the Eisenhower administration.
Jan. 2009: The spiteful Hillary Administration forces Condi to either work as a TSA airport screener or loose her pension.
“Don’t worry, honey. If I can manage peace talks with Israel and Syria, I’m sure I can ménage à trios.”
There’s nothing more pitiful than watching two Republican women perform the Macarena.
The Bush Administration’s “Star Trek Mondays” produced a slew of Spock impersonators.
The State Department is run like two women playing one-hand Pattycake.
In another failed attempt to connect with her African-American roots, Condi hires a white woman to teach her how to dap.
Right before their lesbian wedding vows are completed, Bush wakes up from the worst nightmare he's ever had.
High five me Condi, we are going to gang bang this clueless lug till the wheels fall off the wagon! Did you bring Madonna's strap-on?
Ok Nancy, one last thing. Remember when you try to illegally negotiate with Arab governments only use your right hand because the left is considered unclean in their culture.
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