Monday, October 15, 2007

"I Married a Sissy-Boy"

Sondra K


1. "Harok-ptui!"

2. Her: "The National Enquirer found out about your affair." Him: "Don't worry, Shatner will deny everything."

3. "Liz, your conditioner isn't properly pH balanced, that's why your hair is so limp and lifeless. Either that or the chemo."

4. "You have a kind face..."

5. Once again, CapThis! features hot girl-on-girl action.

6. "Hey, John-boy, why don't you do us both a big favor and channel John "Johnny Wadd" Holmes for once?"

7. "So, John, what's this I hear about you hiring Graeme Frost as your personal pool-boy? Don't we already have, like, six of those."

8. "I think I'll sue you last."

9. "No, it's your turn to wear the strap-on."

10. "When I show you the Queen of Spades, you will kill them. You will kill them all!"

Best of Van Helsing
A moment later he sucked her brains out through her eye socket and was sated for another day.

Best of curly
“Is that one of the ‘Two Americas’ in your pocket, or did Dennis Kucinich just walk into the room?”

Best of Whacko
John found out that a double Vulcan mind-meld worked much better than channelling.

Best of Army of Dad
John shows off his Ferengi side by getting his lobes rubbed.

Best of Zeke
Between the two of them they share one brain, a heart, and a small broken soul.

Best of Zeke
Elizabeth searched frantically for the reboot button after John was faced with another tricky illogical question from the press corp

Best of prince of leaves
"My only regret, John, is that I might not be there for you through the whole campaign, sticking up for you like a little boy's mother and making all the dirty personal attacks that you're too much of a violet to tackle yourself."

Best of Jay Guevara
"Remember, you are not gay! Not gay! Keeping saying it! Fake it until you make it!"

Best of Mr. Right
"Is that... is that hair gel?"



21 comments:

The Man said...

-You are the man I always wanted.
-Thanks John.

Van Helsing said...

moment later he sucked her brains out through her eye socket and was sated for another day.

curly said...

“Is that one of the ‘Two Americas’ in your pocket, or did Dennis Kucinich just walk into the room?”

Army of Dad said...

I didn't know the Silky Pony knew how to do the Vulcan mind meld...ooh I wonder if he can also do the death grip thing and take out Hillary and Obama!

Whacko said...

John found out that a double Vulcan mind-meld worked much better than channelling.

Army of Dad said...

John shows off his Ferengi side by getting his lobes rubbed.

Army of Dad said...

Hah! Beat you to the punch whacko!

Whacko said...

Army of dad ... great minds alike and all that.

lawhawk said...

Kthulu will not be pleased.

Mola Ram! Mola Ram!

Liz: How I love your hair.
John: I know.

Zeke said...

between the two of them they share one brain, a heart, and a small broken soul.

Zeke said...

moments before she died Elizebeth sent her spirit into John in an attempt to live on thru him. John promptly ate it.

Zeke said...

Elizabeth searched frantically for the reboot button after John was faced with another tricky illogical question from the press corp

prince of leaves said...

"My only regret, John, is that I might not be there for you through the whole campaign, sticking up for you like a little boy's mother and making all the dirty personal attacks that you're too much of a violet to tackle yourself."

prince of leaves said...

ORA: When he looked in her eyes, John heard in some deep recess of his brain the sound of a clock ticking...a clock with a flaw in need of fixing.

curly said...

“Let me slip into something more uncomfortable.” Liz knew that wearing a neck brace or body cast was the best way to get a rise out of the former class action lawyer.

Jay Guevara said...

"Remember, you are not gay! Not gay! Keeping saying it! Fake it until you make it!"

Mr. Right said...

"Is that... is that hair gel?"

curly said...

Is the Silky Pony a lapsed homosexual, a bisexual, or merely a metrosexual heterosexual? You decide, on the next Oprah!

curly said...

“John, you know singing helps when you’re feeling down…Let’s sing it together, shall we: ♫ I am woman, hear me roar in numbers too big to ignore…♪”

Jack Reacher said...

"See, John? When I cover your ears, the whistling noise stops."

lawhawk said...

Whatever you do, don't look at the Ark!

I love you.
I know.