Tuesday, October 16, 2007

I CAN HAS CAPCHUNS?

The Man and Yahoo News


1. "Sometimes I wonder if these morons are ever going to educate themselves about my story."

2. "Those idiots. I don't even like cheeseburgers."

3. The blogosphere's latest addition was even cattier than Andrew Sullivan.

4. "Click 'Ron Paul' refresh... Click 'Ron Paul' refresh... Click 'Ron Paul' refresh..."

5. "Sheesh, I can't believe she just emailed me her credit info. Should I just take the money now, or should I toy with her for a while first?"

6. "There, the last code is hacked. In thirty minutes, Moscow, Beijing, and Teheran will be smoking radioactive craters. "

Best of Rodney Dill
"Hmmmm... chinese catnip at 1/10 the cost... I wonder if there's a catch."

Best of Army of Mom
Fluffy's Google search: Kitty porn

Best of Capt. Queeg
STOOPID CRUNCHIE HUMAN MICES
FORMAT C

Best of Army of Mom
Fluffy's work was never finished as he sat staring, mesmerized for hours at his fish-filled aquarium screensaver.

Best of Rodney Dill
ROFLACUAHB
(Rolling On Floor Laughing And Coughing Up A Hair Ball)

Best of divine miss m
Toonces' driving improved dramatically after he discovered online door-to-door directions.

Best of prince of leaves
After tripping radio host Randi Rhodes, Felix aka "Catnip Brownshirt" brags about the deed in an online forum.

Best of andthenblammo!
This picture proves that your suspicions about Microsoft online tech support are well-founded.....

Best of Mr. Right
Scruffy, like most cats, preferred to play with the mouse for awhile before devouring it whole.

Best of Submariner
Dear Cat-House;
I never believed your letters until this REALLY happened to me!

Best of AJ
Nothing turns Mr. Kittles on more than watching some babes coughing on some hair balls.

39 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

"Hmmmm... chinese catnip at 1/10 the cost... I wonder if there's a catch."

Rodney Dill said...

KATZ ROOL

Rodney Dill said...

It was a dark and stormy night...

Rodney Dill said...

The Tiger's Revenge -- by Claude Balls.

Rodney Dill said...

"Hmmm... maybe I should've entered Persian cat instead of hairy pussy."

Rodney Dill said...

As long as 'Socks' lived, Monica Lewinski had thought she'd continued a surreptitious internet relationship with Bill.

Rodney Dill said...

"100 cases of tuna for $3214.50... sounds reasonable"

Rodney Dill said...

Little known Internet facts: The hamsterdance still remains the most active internet site.

Rodney Dill said...

Dear canine obedience school, I'm having a problem with a family pet...

Army of Mom said...

Fluffy's Google search: Kitty porn

Army of Mom said...

Fluffy's chatroom handle, El Gato Grande, yielded him way too many unwanted responses from Mexican men. However, his alternate, Big Black Pussy, just made things worse.

Army of Mom said...

IM POOPN N UR KIDZ SNDBOX

Army of Mom said...

Kitty was horrified to find that Tiger was having an online affair with a gal called Purrrfect.

The Man said...

Fluffy looks over the latest LOLHuman site. Oh those silly humans.

Capt. Queeg said...

STOOPID CRUNCHIE HUMAN MICES
FORMAT C

The Man said...

Making sure there's no one looking over his shoulder, Max checks out some Kitty P0rn.

Army of Mom said...

Tiger was dissappointed to finally see the picture of his online love interest, Freaky Pink Kitty. When she said she was a furry pussy, he thought she meant something else.

Army of Mom said...

LOL. That Garfield and his love for lasagne gets me everytime.

Army of Mom said...

Fluffy's work was never finished as he sat staring, mesmerized for hours at his fish-filled aquarium screensaver.

Army of Mom said...

Damn, damn, damn. I keep ordering a mouse online and they keep sending me one of these infernal computer devices to move the cursor around. Damn.

Rodney Dill said...

ROFLACUAHB

(Rolling On Floor Laughing And Coughing Up A Hair Ball)

Zeke said...

Kitler tried to blend into normal society after the plastic surgery, but was soon trying to finance the 4th riech with sports apparel

lawhawk said...

The v the k spycam was a huge hit among the 2-6 feline age group.

silhouette said...

...and in national news, due to a massive email campaign, the show CATS will return to Broadway this fall...

divine miss m said...

Toonces' driving improved dramatically after he discovered online door-to-door directions.

Jack Reacher said...

"I should get back to work, but this Frogger game is captivating."

prince of leaves said...

After tripping radio host Randi Rhodes, Felix aka "Catnip Brownshirt" brags about the deed in an online forum.

andthenblammo! said...

Amanda Marcotte's replacement as John Edwards' official blogger brought a lot less controversy upon the campaign; the occasional hairball was a small price to pay......

andthenblammo! said...

This picture proves that your suspicions about Microsoft online tech support are well-founded.....

Mr. Right said...

HEADLINE: "Cat blogging" takes next logical step

Mr. Right said...

Scruffy, like most cats, preferred to play with the mouse for awhile before devouring it whole.

Mr. Right said...

Chevy Chase stars in the new straight to DVD release, "Oh Heavenly Cat".

GOP & College said...

1) I R KOS KAT!

2) Windows Vista being programmed...

Submariner said...

Dear Cat-House;
I never believed your letters until this REALLY happened to me!

Rodney Dill said...

Thufferin' thuccotash

AJ said...

Nothing turns Mr. Kittles on more than watching some babes coughing on some hair balls.

AJ said...

The reason Bob Barker retired: Fluffy's black mail after the his "operation"

Mr. Right said...

All your catnip are belong to us!

Cricket said...

No caption but compliments to you all. I just about brought up a hairball laughing.

"I can see Vinnie. Unsuspecting duz he no I can see all. I get even for that 'little operation.
His cmptr r myne."