1. "Sometimes I wonder if these morons are ever going to educate themselves about my story."
2. "Those idiots. I don't even like cheeseburgers."
3. The blogosphere's latest addition was even cattier than Andrew Sullivan.
4. "Click 'Ron Paul' refresh... Click 'Ron Paul' refresh... Click 'Ron Paul' refresh..."
5. "Sheesh, I can't believe she just emailed me her credit info. Should I just take the money now, or should I toy with her for a while first?"
6. "There, the last code is hacked. In thirty minutes, Moscow, Beijing, and Teheran will be smoking radioactive craters. "
Best of Rodney Dill
"Hmmmm... chinese catnip at 1/10 the cost... I wonder if there's a catch."
Best of Army of Mom
Fluffy's Google search: Kitty porn
Best of Capt. Queeg
STOOPID CRUNCHIE HUMAN MICES
FORMAT C
Best of Army of Mom
Fluffy's work was never finished as he sat staring, mesmerized for hours at his fish-filled aquarium screensaver.
Best of Rodney Dill
ROFLACUAHB
(Rolling On Floor Laughing And Coughing Up A Hair Ball)
Best of divine miss m
Toonces' driving improved dramatically after he discovered online door-to-door directions.
Best of prince of leaves
After tripping radio host Randi Rhodes, Felix aka "Catnip Brownshirt" brags about the deed in an online forum.
Best of andthenblammo!
This picture proves that your suspicions about Microsoft online tech support are well-founded.....
Best of Mr. Right
Scruffy, like most cats, preferred to play with the mouse for awhile before devouring it whole.
Best of Submariner
Dear Cat-House;
I never believed your letters until this REALLY happened to me!
Best of AJ
Nothing turns Mr. Kittles on more than watching some babes coughing on some hair balls.
39 comments:
"Hmmmm... chinese catnip at 1/10 the cost... I wonder if there's a catch."
KATZ ROOL
It was a dark and stormy night...
The Tiger's Revenge -- by Claude Balls.
"Hmmm... maybe I should've entered Persian cat instead of hairy pussy."
As long as 'Socks' lived, Monica Lewinski had thought she'd continued a surreptitious internet relationship with Bill.
"100 cases of tuna for $3214.50... sounds reasonable"
Little known Internet facts: The hamsterdance still remains the most active internet site.
Dear canine obedience school, I'm having a problem with a family pet...
Fluffy's Google search: Kitty porn
Fluffy's chatroom handle, El Gato Grande, yielded him way too many unwanted responses from Mexican men. However, his alternate, Big Black Pussy, just made things worse.
IM POOPN N UR KIDZ SNDBOX
Kitty was horrified to find that Tiger was having an online affair with a gal called Purrrfect.
Fluffy looks over the latest LOLHuman site. Oh those silly humans.
STOOPID CRUNCHIE HUMAN MICES
FORMAT C
Making sure there's no one looking over his shoulder, Max checks out some Kitty P0rn.
Tiger was dissappointed to finally see the picture of his online love interest, Freaky Pink Kitty. When she said she was a furry pussy, he thought she meant something else.
LOL. That Garfield and his love for lasagne gets me everytime.
Fluffy's work was never finished as he sat staring, mesmerized for hours at his fish-filled aquarium screensaver.
Damn, damn, damn. I keep ordering a mouse online and they keep sending me one of these infernal computer devices to move the cursor around. Damn.
ROFLACUAHB
(Rolling On Floor Laughing And Coughing Up A Hair Ball)
Kitler tried to blend into normal society after the plastic surgery, but was soon trying to finance the 4th riech with sports apparel
The v the k spycam was a huge hit among the 2-6 feline age group.
...and in national news, due to a massive email campaign, the show CATS will return to Broadway this fall...
Toonces' driving improved dramatically after he discovered online door-to-door directions.
"I should get back to work, but this Frogger game is captivating."
After tripping radio host Randi Rhodes, Felix aka "Catnip Brownshirt" brags about the deed in an online forum.
Amanda Marcotte's replacement as John Edwards' official blogger brought a lot less controversy upon the campaign; the occasional hairball was a small price to pay......
This picture proves that your suspicions about Microsoft online tech support are well-founded.....
HEADLINE: "Cat blogging" takes next logical step
Scruffy, like most cats, preferred to play with the mouse for awhile before devouring it whole.
Chevy Chase stars in the new straight to DVD release, "Oh Heavenly Cat".
1) I R KOS KAT!
2) Windows Vista being programmed...
Dear Cat-House;
I never believed your letters until this REALLY happened to me!
Thufferin' thuccotash
Nothing turns Mr. Kittles on more than watching some babes coughing on some hair balls.
The reason Bob Barker retired: Fluffy's black mail after the his "operation"
All your catnip are belong to us!
No caption but compliments to you all. I just about brought up a hairball laughing.
"I can see Vinnie. Unsuspecting duz he no I can see all. I get even for that 'little operation.
His cmptr r myne."
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