Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Folsom Family Entertainment

Timmeh!

1. "By the power vested in me by the state of Massachusetts..."

2. Aroused by the smell of your own flatulence? Folsom has a place for you, too!"

3. "Mom? Dad? I'd like you to meet the love of my life. His name is Rick, but I call him 'Filthy Worm.' We met in a chat room."

4. Dr Neil Clark Warren's worst nightmare.

5. "What a coincidence! I also loved musical theater in high school!"

Best of Cricket
We met in a bar on Tatooine...

Best of Rodney Dill
Finally a device devised to muzzle James Carville.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Valerie Plame and Jessie McBeth go deep undercover for their next covert mission.

Best of Tim
Maus has trouble adjusting to civilian life after spending years in the concentration camps.

Best of GOP & College
"The Trojans will beat Stanford," you said. "It's a sure bet you said..."

Best of metalgarth
Slipknot's fanbase has gotten kinder and gentler over the years

Best of Submariner
Oh, so THAT'S how Inflated Scrotum Guy does it...

Best of prince of leaves
"This is Bob Barker, reminding you to have your freaks spayed or neutered."

Best of Whacko
"The gas mask? Yeah, it's real. The cat here had fish burritos and chili for lunch."

Best of Submariner
Whoa! What in the heck did Eisner do to Disneyland?

Best of Submariner
You will PAY ATTENTION you little b@st@rds because Sesame Street is brought to you today by the letters S and M*. And you will LIKE it!

and the numbers 6 and 9.

Best of curly
Calamity ensued as all of the fags in attendance simultaneously tried to comb out the tangles in Fluffy’s hairball.

28 comments:

Cricket said...

We met in a bar on Tatooine...

Rodney Dill said...

Finally a device devised to muzzle James Carville.

Rodney Dill said...

DRUDGEBREAKING: Today Willard announced his candidacy for President of the United States.

Son Of The Godfather said...

After the Bill Maher audience fiasco, "troofers" had to resort to clever disguises to infiltrate the show.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Valerie Plame and Jessie McBeth go deep undercover for their next covert mission.

Tim said...

Itchy and Scratchy, the Rainbow years.

Tim said...

Maus has trouble adjusting to civilian life after spending years in the concentration camps.

GOP & College said...

1) "The Trojans will beat Stanford," you said. "It's a sure bet you said..."

2) Jerry really does whip Tom.

metalgarth said...

Slipknot's fanbase has gotten kinder and gentler over the years

Submariner said...

Oh, so THAT'S how Inflated Scrotum Guy does it...

Submariner said...

While this is entertaining and all, I expected more Spaniels and Mastiffs in the S&M parade...

Submariner said...

Geoffrey was happy that he had figured out exactly what to wear when his Pirate Mouser became too Smelly...

Submariner said...

Kinda gives new meaning to "cat got your tongue" doesn't it?

Submariner said...

While rarely having much to cheer about, Angolan fans were usually among the most colorful at World Cup festivities.

Submariner said...

Nothin' nothin' - just practising my mouse control - you?

Submariner said...

The Veep invited us to go hunting with him and said it would be so exciting to see the "Prairie Mist" again...

prince of leaves said...

"This is Bob Barker, reminding you to have your freaks spayed or neutered."

Whacko said...

"The gas mask? Yeah, it's real. The cat here had fish burritos and chili for lunch."

divine miss m said...

No matter how bad my job gets, I'll always be thankful I don't have to wear a giant animal head and polyester suit in the hot San Francisco sun.

Submariner said...

Whoa! What in the heck did Eisner do to Disneyland?

Submariner said...

You will PAY ATTENTION you little b@st@rds because Sesame Street is brought to you today by the letters S and M. And you will LIKE it!

Army of Dad said...

WTF, he can afford a cat shaped gas mask, but has to tape up his backpack?

curly said...

Most would call it ‘taking your pet for a walk’, but Joe and Ed called it ‘foreplay’.

curly said...

Calamity ensued as all of the fags in attendance simultaneously tried to comb out the tangles in Fluffy’s hairball.

curly said...

Sully empathizes with the gas mask wearing mouse: “I’m allergic to pussy too!”

Rodney Dill said...

The Captain and Tennille should be shot.

Submariner said...

"There was this one time at band camp in Frisco ..."

curly said...

It's TAKE YOUR PET TO WORK day in San Fransicko.