1. "By the power vested in me by the state of Massachusetts..."
2. Aroused by the smell of your own flatulence? Folsom has a place for you, too!"
3. "Mom? Dad? I'd like you to meet the love of my life. His name is Rick, but I call him 'Filthy Worm.' We met in a chat room."
4. Dr Neil Clark Warren's worst nightmare.
5. "What a coincidence! I also loved musical theater in high school!"
Best of Cricket
We met in a bar on Tatooine...
Best of Rodney Dill
Finally a device devised to muzzle James Carville.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Valerie Plame and Jessie McBeth go deep undercover for their next covert mission.
Best of Tim
Maus has trouble adjusting to civilian life after spending years in the concentration camps.
Best of GOP & College
"The Trojans will beat Stanford," you said. "It's a sure bet you said..."
Best of metalgarth
Slipknot's fanbase has gotten kinder and gentler over the years
Best of Submariner
Oh, so THAT'S how Inflated Scrotum Guy does it...
Best of prince of leaves
"This is Bob Barker, reminding you to have your freaks spayed or neutered."
Best of Whacko
"The gas mask? Yeah, it's real. The cat here had fish burritos and chili for lunch."
Best of Submariner
Whoa! What in the heck did Eisner do to Disneyland?
Best of Submariner
You will PAY ATTENTION you little b@st@rds because Sesame Street is brought to you today by the letters S and M*. And you will LIKE it!
and the numbers 6 and 9.
Best of curly
Calamity ensued as all of the fags in attendance simultaneously tried to comb out the tangles in Fluffy’s hairball.
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We met in a bar on Tatooine...
Finally a device devised to muzzle James Carville.
DRUDGEBREAKING: Today Willard announced his candidacy for President of the United States.
After the Bill Maher audience fiasco, "troofers" had to resort to clever disguises to infiltrate the show.
Valerie Plame and Jessie McBeth go deep undercover for their next covert mission.
Itchy and Scratchy, the Rainbow years.
Maus has trouble adjusting to civilian life after spending years in the concentration camps.
1) "The Trojans will beat Stanford," you said. "It's a sure bet you said..."
2) Jerry really does whip Tom.
Slipknot's fanbase has gotten kinder and gentler over the years
Oh, so THAT'S how Inflated Scrotum Guy does it...
While this is entertaining and all, I expected more Spaniels and Mastiffs in the S&M parade...
Geoffrey was happy that he had figured out exactly what to wear when his Pirate Mouser became too Smelly...
Kinda gives new meaning to "cat got your tongue" doesn't it?
While rarely having much to cheer about, Angolan fans were usually among the most colorful at World Cup festivities.
Nothin' nothin' - just practising my mouse control - you?
The Veep invited us to go hunting with him and said it would be so exciting to see the "Prairie Mist" again...
"This is Bob Barker, reminding you to have your freaks spayed or neutered."
"The gas mask? Yeah, it's real. The cat here had fish burritos and chili for lunch."
No matter how bad my job gets, I'll always be thankful I don't have to wear a giant animal head and polyester suit in the hot San Francisco sun.
Whoa! What in the heck did Eisner do to Disneyland?
You will PAY ATTENTION you little b@st@rds because Sesame Street is brought to you today by the letters S and M. And you will LIKE it!
WTF, he can afford a cat shaped gas mask, but has to tape up his backpack?
Most would call it ‘taking your pet for a walk’, but Joe and Ed called it ‘foreplay’.
Calamity ensued as all of the fags in attendance simultaneously tried to comb out the tangles in Fluffy’s hairball.
Sully empathizes with the gas mask wearing mouse: “I’m allergic to pussy too!”
The Captain and Tennille should be shot.
"There was this one time at band camp in Frisco ..."
It's TAKE YOUR PET TO WORK day in San Fransicko.
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