Thursday, October 11, 2007

Filling a Much Needed Hole


1. "I put the lotion on my skin, Mr. Edwards, please don't use the hose again."

2. "It looked good at first, but when I got close, it was completely hollow, now I'm stuck in it. I should have known better than to vacation at Democrat Rhetoric State Park."

3. "Lemmiwinks? Is that you?"

4. One Thursday each month, the Keebler elves hire a hooker.

5. "Marshall! Will! Stop playing with that Sleastak and get back in the cave."

Best of AJ
Humperdinck! Humperdinck! Humperdinck! Humperdinck!

Best of curly
A ho in one!

Best of jeff
"No Bob, I'm not coming out - for one thing, the bear treats me nicer than you did!"

Best of Jack Reacher
"O HAI. U NOT wanna go in there 4 a while. KTHXBAI"

Best of divine miss m
A gal who -- thankfully -- doesn't quite understand "National Coming Out Day."

Best of Silhouette
Halp me, Jon Cary. I'm stuck in a rock.

Best of GOP & College
"Who wants my precious?"

Best of The Man
Cherry finally found it. After months of fruitless searches, it was here at last. The escape from The Kennedy Compound was finally at hand!

Best of curly
“I am on my first date with Dennis Kucinich and I don’t want to have to bend over to kiss him.”

Best of metalgarth
I wonder why John (Mark Karr) always needs to play silly games like Hide 'n Seek and Freeze Tag to get in the mood?

Best of Army of Dad
Judging by her left breast she must have gotten poked by a sharp rock and deflated her implant.

Best of Army of Mom
Judging by the look on her face, we know where Michelle Rodriguez's swords ended up.

Best of Army of Mom
Dave and Buster's newest game "whack a ho" was much more popular than the old "whack a mole."

Best of prince of leaves
A century after the global devastation of the Great Fembot Wars, lone holdouts could still be found in remote places, unaware that the war had ended long ago.


34 comments:

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Oh... when you said spelunking, you actually meant spelunking..."

AJ said...

Humperdinck! Humperdinck! Humperdinck! Humperdinck!

(2 people might get this joke)

curly said...

A ho in one!

jeff said...

Unfortunately, Marla saw her shadow, predicting winter to come early this year.

"No Bob, I'm not coming out - for one thing, the bear treats me nicer than you did!"

jeff said...

AJ, either I don't get the joke... or she's a lot better looking than either Carol Kane or Billy Crystal.

Jack Reacher said...

"Down here! I found Hsu's campaign contribution records!" And with those words, Jane's fate was sealed.

Jack Reacher said...

Budget cuts caused the Michigan Department of Transportation to switch to more economical toilets at rest areas.

Jack Reacher said...

"Oh, hi. Uh, listen, you may not wanna go in there for a while..."

divine miss m said...

A gal who -- thankfully -- doesn't quite understand "National Coming Out Day."

Silhouette said...

Halp me, Jon Cary. I'm stuck in a rock.

AJ said...

By showing bikini clad women every 15 minutes, networks are assured that the average white American male will be watching all of the Presidential debates.

AJ said...

Finally. Looks like Magic Max did something about that old bag Valerie.

Jeff, yeah, I see a lady in a tree (cave?) and I just have to quote The Princess Bride.

GOP & College said...

1) There's more than one dark crusty cave in this picture.

2) "Who wants my precious?"

The Man said...

If the blonde see's and get scared by her own shadow, it's 6 more weeks of winter.

The Man said...

1992 called, they want their Thursday babe back.

The Man said...

Cherry finally found it. After months of fruitless searches, it was here at last. The escape from The Kennedy Compound was finally at hand!

curly said...

“I am on my first date with Dennis Kucinich and I don’t want to have to bend over to kiss him.”

curly said...

A life-size replica of Rosie O’Dumbell’s anatomy will be used in the remake of “The Vagina Monologues”.

curly said...

Queefing: an alternative to dynamite blasting in environmentally sensitive areas.

metalgarth said...

I wonder why John (Mark Karr) always needs to play silly games like Hide 'n Seek and Freeze Tag to get in the mood?

Army of Dad said...

Judging by her left breast she must have gotten poked by a sharp rock and deflated her implant.

Army of Dad said...

Everybody sing! "Down in a hole, feeling so low..."

Rodney Dill said...

Suddenly the cavemen didn't seem so dumb afterall.

Army of Mom said...

Judging by the look on her face, we know where Michelle Rodriguez's swords ended up.

Army of Mom said...

Ok, keep smiling honey. Let me take one more step back to get the waterfall in the pic ...ahhhhhhhhh.

*splash*

Army of Mom said...

Dave and Buster's newest game "whack a ho" was much more popular than the old "whack a mole."

prince of leaves said...

A century after the global devastation of the Great Fembot Wars, lone holdouts could still be found in remote places, unaware that the war had ended long ago.

prince of leaves said...

"Welcome to Mordor...if you're looking for the Crack of Doom, you've come to the right place!"

Submariner said...

Army of Mom said...
Dave and Buster's newest game "whack a ho" was much more popular than the old "whack a mole."


Though having to provide your own tally-whacker was a constant complaint...

Submariner said...

spelunking? Uh, I didn't hear the "el." I'm not into caves...

Submariner said...

What did you THINK I meant when I asked you to enter my cavern, SOTG?

Submariner said...

What did you THINK I meant when I said I was gonna show you my hole, Paperboy?

Submariner said...

What did you THINK I meant when I said I was gonna bring you in the back entrance, The Man?

Submariner said...

SOTG? Why don't you come in and let me show you why we named it the "Blew Lagoon..."