Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Every Single Meeting With His So-Called Superior Is Like This

The Man

(It's a free-for-all. Have at it).
Best of Submariner
I didn't know Travis Twitt was a Yankees fan...

Best of Submariner
Well, she's obviously not a smelly Pirates hooker; I'm just sayin'...

Best of Double the U
After being kicked out of all Waffle House's Kid Rock rocked moved on to eating a strip bars, and managed to piss off people their also.

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
"And it's a line shot, right up the middle..."

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
She's looking a a little pastie...

Best of lawhawk
Today's lesson in radio usage of words: balls.
It's okay to say that Roberto Clemente has 2 balls and a strike, but it's not okay to say that Joe Smith was hit in the balls.

Best of Kaptain
Auditions for "Fever Pitch 2" do not go well.

Best of Kaptain
The echo of Nelson Muntz's jeering laugh reverberated in Travis' ears for a long, long time.

Best of divine miss m
Jack rued the day he said, "I'd give my left nut to see the Yanks in the Series this year."

Best of Army of Mom
Someone stole my Synchronicity reference. *pouting*

Best of Rodney Dill
Ned's alienated girlfriend would knee him in the groin everytime he farted. This would later become the known as The Curse of No Beano

Best of the paperboy
You still wanna hit that?


42 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

FOUL BALL

Rodney Dill said...

With the curse of the Bambino lifted, the Red Sox bestow the curse of Bambi on the Yankees.

AJ said...

It's a shame for her that he's numb down, there from all those years of f*cking the Red Sox over.

Submariner said...

I didn't know Travis Twitt was a Yankees fan...

Submariner said...

Giggidy, giggidy - she can blow my sox off!

Submariner said...

Looks like the Jehovah Witnesses are trying a new approach.

Submariner said...

Well, she's obviously not a smelly Pirates hooker; I'm just sayin'...

Submariner said...

Jew and Christian?
Black and White?
Asian and Mexican?
You haven't seen a REAL mixed marriage 'til you've seen a Yanks fan/Sox fan union...

Double the U said...

After being kicked out of all Waffle House's Kid Rock rocked moved on to eating a strip bars, and managed to piss off people their also.

Army of Dad said...

Oh she just crushed that ball!

Army of Dad said...

Cup check.

Army of Dad said...

If she hits him much harder she really will have a red stocking.

Army of Dad said...

This Kid Rock wannabe found out that when something other than the stocking is red she is best left alone.

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

"And it's a line shot, right up the middle..."

and to continue the quote

"The ball is bobbled out in center and here's the throw and WHAT a throw..."

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

She's looking a a little pastie...

GOP & College said...

1) Wow, it looks like The Man's really let his hair grow out.

2) Bubba still regrets that bet he made in the 2004 ALCS.

3) Sox fans around the country ensure the future, or lack there of, of the Yankees.

lawhawk said...

Today's lesson in radio usage of words: balls.

It's okay to say that Roberto Clemente has 2 balls and a strike, but it's not okay to say that Joe Smith was hit in the balls.

lawhawk said...

It's deep and I don't think it's playable.

metalgarth said...

Goofus was such a jerk that he got a knee in his crotch. She put a different part of her body on Gallant's crotch, but that picture is not suitable for a family oriented caption page.

Kaptain said...

Auditions for "Fever Pitch 2" do not go well.

Kaptain said...

The echo of Nelson Muntz's jeering laugh reverberated in Travis' ears for a long, long time.

divine miss m said...

Jack rued the day he said, "I'd give my left nut to see the Yanks in the Series this year."

Submariner said...

It's a game of inches, alright. And Yanks fans frankly just don't measure up this year.

Submariner said...

...and I'd a lost the bet. I thought SHE was the catcher...

Son Of The Godfather said...

Though they don't look like quantum physicists, they were still able to prove that matter can exist in two different states simultaneously... In this case, hard and soft.

verification word: ohmynutz (just kidding) :)

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Best.Holodeck.Simulation.Ever.", said Dr.Beverly Crusher

Son Of The Godfather said...

"He's got two balls, followed by a direct strike right over the plate."

Army of Mom said...

Once Mr. Damon got off the 'roids, it was sad to see how EVERYTHING deflated; muscles and all.

Army of Mom said...

Someone stole my Synchronicity reference. *pouting*

Army of Mom said...

The MILF hunter looked better with short hair. And, his prey looked better than the crack ho Sox fan.

Army of Mom said...

Add about 80 pounds to each of 'em, put her in a Rangers hat and him in a Twins outfit - you'd have Army of Mom and Army of Dad after the Minnesota-Texas series twice a year. Except we kiss and make up when its over. :)

Same happens for the Vikings-Cowboys game.

Army of Dad said...

What's up with all of the nut chrushing around here lately?

Jay Guevara said...

"The umpires drew the line at rubbing up those balls before the game."

"Bloop double."

"Johnny Damon gets the 'don't steal, and I mean it!' signal."

Rodney Dill said...

Ned's alienated girlfriend would knee him in the groin everytime he farted. This would later become the known as The Curse of No Beano

Anonymous said...

Yeah, well, we'll see who gets what in the end...

Steve O

jack reacher said...

NEA performance art under a Hillary administration will show a consistent theme...

curly said...

Although George mastered the wide stance, Sally never quite understood the concept of toe tapping.

curly said...

"Git yer hair cut, ya big sissy!"

curly said...

Therapy to cure George of his ball fetish was painful, expense, and effective.

the paperboy said...

You still wanna hit that?

the paperboy said...

Red Sox slammed the Rockies pretty hard huh? Brings tears to my eyes.

dickey swollenz said...

In a strange alternate universe, Folsom Street is 100% heterosexual and the parents of little leaguers take things verrrry seriously.