Friday, October 26, 2007

Dumbledore's Influence


1. "Yeah, I wasn't surprised either. I always thought Dumbledore had a 'wide stance.'"

2. Instead of foreplay, Harry justs points his wand at Draco's groin and incants, "Equus Enlargeus."


3. "Draco, I don't know how I'd even get out of bed if I couldn't see your sweet a$$ every morning."

4. "Creepy... Dumbledore was hanging out in the showers again doing 'wand inspections.'"

5. "Judging from the screams, I'm guessing Dumbledore forgot the Astroglide and decided to just 'go cowboy' on Ron Weasley."

Best of prince of leaves
"Harry, I've been thinking...what about bringing a house-elf into our relationship?"

Best of Snarkyone
Draco wants to keep his little Parselmouth all to himself.

Best of Robert
Perhaps we could talk to Professor Snape about an enlarging potion.

Best of Submariner
Don't be sad Draco...
After Hagrid, well, nobody is very "filling..."

Best of Submariner
Harry? Don't you think it time to remove the license plate?

Best of ThatGayConservative
"Harry, why is the Golden Snitch in there?"

19 comments:

prince of leaves said...

"Harry, I've been thinking...what about bringing a house-elf into our relationship?"

prince of leaves said...

"Of course time seems to stand still when we're in each other's arms...we're using Hermione's time-turner."

prince of leaves said...

"So...*that's* the Sword of Gryffindor? Color me unimpressed, Potter."

prince of leaves said...

"...and now you know why the Hat put me in the House of Slytherin."

Snarkyone said...

Draco wants to keep his little Parselmouth all to himself.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets left out a few details.

Robert said...

So, let's see that one-eyed basilisk again.

That'd better be you, Draco. I saw slob Crabbe with the polyjuice potion again.

Perhaps we could talk to Professor Snape about an enlarging potion.

Submariner said...

Is that your Patronus, Draco, or are you just happy to see me?

Submariner said...

Don't be sad Draco...
After Hagrid, well, nobody is very "filling..."

Submariner said...

♪That old black magic has me in its spell,
That old black magic that you weave so well
Those icy fingers up and down my spine,
The same old witchcraft when your eyes meet mine,
The same old tingle that I feel inside
And then that elevator starts its slide,
Down and down I go,
Round and round I go,
Like a leaf that's caught in the tide.
I should stay away but what can I do,
I hear your name, and I'm aflame,
A flame with such a burning desire,
That only your kiss can put out the fire.
'Cause you're the lover I have waited for,
The mate that fate had me created for,
And every time your lips meet mine,
Darling, down and down I go,
Round and round I go,
In that spin of love that I am in,
Under that old black magic of love.♪

Submariner said...

With apologies to the King:

♪My head is spinning a spell on me now
My head is spinning around and around
My head is spinning around and around
Your witchcraft has got me
Keep going down and down♪

Submariner said...

Ok, Draco - once more, but this time YOU be Samantha and I'M Darren...

Rodney Dill said...

I feel somethin' slitherin'

Submariner said...

Harry? Don't you think it time to remove the license plate?

Submariner said...

It came down to either Draco or Professor McGonagall, and, well, she reminded me too much of Granny Nan...

Mr. Right said...

After Scotland Yard got hold of Dumbledore's computer, the world soon realized, to its collective horror, that J.K. Rowling's admissions about his sexual orientation were just the tip of a very ugly iceberg.

ThatGayConservative said...

Draco: "What's that smell?"

"I got your Bippidy boppidy boo!"

"Harry, why is the Golden Snitch in there?"

Harry Quaffles while Draco Bludgers. Don't ask.

Rodney Dill said...

"What? You did Stifler's Mom too?"

Anonymous said...

Then Draco countered with the CurGAYcious curse...

Steve O