1. Janet Reno now devotes her volunteering time to helping recent immigrants learn moustache waxing.
2. ORA: 'Ow to speak Ellen James Society: "Noobs"
3. The Society of Patriotic Abstinent Lesbians turns out for a Columbus Day parade.
4. "Oh, and how am I supposed to know you're not a chupacabra? Keep the duct tape on and wait in line with the others, missy."
5. With the S-CHIP expansion, these illegal immigrants will be able to afford proper bulimia treatment.
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President Hillary inspects the crop of new interns for Bill
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Hey, I wanted them to learn to speak English, but this is much better.
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Duct tape – the other gag.
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SOTG imagines a time when we can tolerate our lefty friends from across the aisle.
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Proper PC debate form.
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The Ramirez sisters' troubles were nearly solved. Now if they could just narrow their stance in the restrooms...
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IM IN UR KUNTRY, BYING CHINEEZ DUKT TAPE.
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Producers finally found the way to make J Lo's next movie more appealing.
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'Ow to speak Australian: happy marriage.
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Women who can't vote and don't talk...just like the good old days.
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It was the only way organizers could keep the protestors from spitting on their flag props.
Duct Tape: Helping rednecks shut their wives up since 1953.
Don't ask what the other piece of tape was keeping closed.
Is going orange-face to a Columbus day protest racist?
Mexican hookers on a work-stoppage to protest lack of union protection?
President Hillary inspects the crop of new interns for Bill
Hey, I wanted them to learn to speak English, but this is much better.
Duct tape – the other gag.
The four sisters were any young man’s dream: extremely quiet, overly patriotic, and their wealthy father owned a chain of liquor stores.
Failing to find any Americans willing to do so, the task of ‘see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil’ fell to illegal immigrants.
SOTG imagines a time when we can tolerate our lefty friends from across the aisle.
Hope you're feeling better, Trixie!
Submariner's prom dates take logical steps to preserve their chastity.
"Hey, you on the right... Guess what you'd sound like on a date with me?..."
"MMMMF!... MMMFFF!.... MMMMFFF!"
"You got it!"
Gradates of the ‘Oral Fixation 101 – Stick Anything In My Mouth And I’ll Suck It’ class celebrate graduation, delighting the makers of Duct Tape and pissing off their boyfriends.
Next on Oprah: “Duct tape burkas, the early years.”
Proper PC debate form.
Unfortunately do to the high ratio of brunettes only 20% of the protesters also taped over their nostrils at the same time.
The Ramirez sisters' troubles were nearly solved. Now if they could just narrow their stance in the restrooms...
IM IN UR KUNTRY, BYING CHINEEZ DUKT TAPE.
The Edwards campaign issued a statement after the rally, bemoaning "Split ends, lack of shine, body, and bounce. Oh, the humanity!"
Although the courts ruled that the Tinman’s bukkake shots were not technically obscene, they were nonetheless considered to be in poor taste.
The immigration position of the Pelosi Congress could best be labeled “Don’t ask – Don’t tell”.
-"Lola, ¿por qué estamos haciendo esta pavada?"
-"Para que America legalice nuestra situación"
-"¿Qué, pero es que no estamos en México?!"
Doing the work Americans aren't willing to do...
Producers found the way to make J Lo's next movie more appealing.
The duct tape company's latest ad campaign shows one of the many uses for their products.
'Ow to speak Australian: happy marriage.
Instead of a string tied around their fingers, these Latinas try to remind themselves NOT to blow the guys at the day labor site.
Women who can't vote and don't talk...just like the good old days.
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