Wednesday, October 10, 2007

The Democrats Idea of a "Working Poor" Family Has a Nicer Kitchen Than I do


1. "Good news, kids! Our problems are solved! Barney Frank is hiring two of you as interns! Guess which two!"

2. The Frosts later performed a delightful take on a signature tune from The Sound of Music: "Dough, a check, a government check/ Ray, dad's 'friend' who goes in drag/ Me, the guy, who gets the check... "

3. "Mommy, that Pelosi woman scares me. Make her go away."

4. The cameraman from the DNC complained, "The kid in front is still smiling. You think maybe you could slap her around a little bit?"

5. "Oh mommy! This was the bestest intervention ever!"

Best of curly
"Somebody stole my Mom's boobs. Can you help?"

Best of Double the U
Nope, I am sorry, it's medical experiments for all of you.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"GEORGE BUSH DOESN'T CARE ABOUT THE UPPER-UPPER-MIDDLE-CLASS!"

Best of curly
“…and young Johnny here aspires to become blue silk wearing male cheerleader for the Toronto Maple Leafs when he grows up…Not that there’s anything wrong with that.”

Best of AJ
Realizing that her 3 sons have longer hair, her husband has bigger breasts, and her daughter gets laid much more often than she does...another day of Mary's miserable life passes on.

Best of Prince of leaves
After being laughed at as the Democrats' SCHIP poster family, the Frosts would later become the spokesvictims for President Edwards' SHEAR program, which aimed at providing the working poor with access to affordable yet *fabulous* haircare.

Best of Rodney Dill
The wife is hearing impaired. Everynight the man asks, "Do you want to go to sleep or what?"

Best of metalgarth
Retro TV remakes: "Married with more Children than We Can Afford"

Best of sonicfrog
That frown and 16'th century blouse make me want to go blow my brains out.

Best of Gregory
The new seasons first ratings war heats up as NBC challenges ABC's hit sit-com Carpoolers with their wacky new comedy Freeloaders.



24 comments:

Aridog said...

We be poor. Did ya'll know too much careless sex makes you poor?

Army of Mom said...

It's a crying shame. Look at those bare cupboards in the back. Just look at all one, two, three, heyyyy, their kitchen is bigger than mine, Hillary hisses.

Army of Mom said...

Hillary says it takes a village to raise a child, but it looks to me like these people are creating their own village. Perhaps, the medical coverage they need is birth control.

The Man said...

In other news, John Denver is alive?

curly said...

"Somebody stole my Mom's boobs. Can you help?"

curly said...

"Allright everybody...Say 'Government CHEESE'."

Double the U said...

Nope, I am sorry, it's medical experiments for all of you.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Hmmmm...

Socialized health care which will cost billions and result in catastrophic wait times?

OR

Fifty bucks for a class in proper family budgeting?

Son Of The Godfather said...

"GEORGE BUSH DOESN'T CARE ABOUT THE UPPER-UPPER-MIDDLE-CLASS!"

curly said...

“…and young Johnny here aspires to become blue silk wearing male cheerleader for the Toronto Maple Leafs when he grows up…Not that there’s anything wrong with that.”

AJ said...

Trojan Condoms - This is why.

AJ said...

No matter how many times she pours anti-freeze in her family's cereal, Mary's children still won't freakin die!

AJ said...

Little Suzie smiles as its announced that she's the first one out in FOX's new reality show "Last Family Member Left Has Been Given AIDS"

AJ said...

Realizing that her 3 sons have longer hair, her husband has bigger breasts, and her daughter gets laid much more often than she does...another day of Mary's miserable life passes on.

prince of leaves said...

After being laughed at as the Democrats' SCHIP poster family, the Frosts would later become the spokesvictims for President Edwards' SHEAR program, which aimed at providing the working poor with access to affordable yet *fabulous* haircare.

ThatGayConservative said...

In other news, Stever Irwin is alive.

Rodney Dill said...

The wife is hearing impaired. Everynight the man asks, "Do you want to go to sleep or what?"

metalgarth said...

Retro TV remakes:

"Halfway to Eight is Enough"
"Married with more Children than We Can Afford"
"The Brady Bunch" (Greg and Marcia are too bizzzay to pose for the promo

sonicfrog said...
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sonicfrog said...

Look at that nice smile. I guess the girl in front didn't get the memo explaining how to look unhappy and poor in the photo. Mom? Well, that frown and 16'th century blouse make me want to go blow my brains out.

sonicfrog said...

They may have a nicer kitchen, but DAMN, Look At Those Haircuts!!!

divine miss m said...

This is what happens when brother and sister mate: the kids all wind up with spavins and heaves.

Gregory said...

The new seasons first ratings war heats up as NBC challenges ABC's hit sit-com Carpoolers with their wacky new comedy Freeloaders.

ThatGayConservative said...

"But if Americans don't pay for our healthcare, we can't afford the important things like a big house in a fancy neighborhood, our own commercial property, the 60" plasma TV etc! What are we supposed to do?"