1. Not satisfied with defeating S-CHIP, Dick Cheney also likes to run down retarded children in his Satanic Subaru of Death.
2. Why you should never let NARAL sponsor your NASCAR Team.
3. "All I said was Ron Paul is a little kooky!"
4. Britney hit the accelerator. "Rat on me to Child Protective Services will you!" she said through a mouthful of curly fries.
5. This is exactly the sort of childhood trauma that can result in a kid becoming a cross-dressing Maple Leafs fan.
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Hollywood doesn't seem to grasp that nobody is going to pay $8.00 for a Forest Gump - Running Man crossover.
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Al Gore used his Nobel prize money for some Stage3 upgrades on his off road retard killing machine.
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The new event in the 2008 Special Olympics: Population Control.
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It no longer takes a village, thanks to the all new 2007 Subaru Impreza WRX STI with the optional 293-hp 2.5-liter DOHC intercooled, turbocharged Boxer engine.
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Too young to understand sarcasm, Tommy did what he was told when his father told him to "go play in traffic".
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♫"And if the Subaru tries to run you down, go crazy. Whoo!"♪
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The Super Adventure Club recently got into offroad rallies.
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'Ow to speak Australian: speed bump.
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It was at this moment that Chris Burke decided to give up his athletic career and concentrate on acting.
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'Ow to Speak Awstraylian; Tag
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As his parents said when Billy won the 5 Mile Dash in the Special Olympics, it was all about finding the right motivation during the training.
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America could afford some of Hillary's ideas. After the government took over health care she needed to eliminate those extra pesky costs such as those costs of the elderly and special needs people. Some of those costs were covered with proceeds from modern day gladiator type of entertainment.
Hollywood doesn't seem to grasp that nobody is going to pay $8.00 for a Forest Gump - Running Man crossover.
Hood oranament in the making
NASCAR jihadists on the prowl.
January 2009: In order to drive the hotrod under the new carbon offset rules enacted by President Kucinich, Dad either had to pay $5000 or off Junior.
In the end, in a race between a retard and a Subaru, is there a real winner?
Al Gore used his Nobel prize money for some Stage3 upgrades on his off road retard killing machine.
Sony finds a way to make Gran Tourismo 8 more appealing to the youth market.
Run, Kucinich, Run!
What slow children sign?
Testing out the "Retard Strength" myth.
To make a point, the Democrats hold a rally to show why children need health care.
To receive a 5 star safety rating for their autos, foreign car companies undergo a different series of tests.
The new event in the 2008 Special Olympics: Population Control.
ICE finally gets serious about border jumpers.
In an obvious display of pandering, Obama ups the ante by redefining late term abortion as ‘pre-teen and by any means necessary’.
It no longer takes a village, thanks to the all new 2007 Subaru Impreza WRX STI with the optional 293-hp 2.5-liter DOHC intercooled, turbocharged Boxer engine.
“One helicopter away from greatness my ass!” mumbled the homicidal ex-President.
Sully wasn't kidding when he said he never wanted to hear "RawMuscleGlutes" again.
Too young to understand sarcasm, Tommy did what he was told when his father told him to "go play in traffic".
♫"And if the Subaru tries to run you down, go crazy. Whoo!"♪
Run Kenny, it's NAMBLA!!!
The Super Adventure Club recently got into offroad rallies.
(Super Adventure club reference is from South Park)
word verification: quarr
Tommy's mom took training for the Special Olympics way too seriously. Run faster, Tommy, or mommy is going to run you over!
'Ow to speak Australian: speed bump.
It was at this moment that Chris Burke decided to give up his athletic career and concentrate on acting.
That's the last time you ring and run at my house, Timmy!
Finally free of his contractual obligations, Lightning McQueen sheds his stickers and runs free in the fields with little Timmy.
The original version of Metallica's Enter Sandman video was deemed inappropriate and yet, not brutal enough.
Quentin Tarantino announced today that he would remake "Logan's Run." Release is scheduled for the Easter break.
'Ow to Speak Awstraylian;
Tag
The Dead Milkmen decide to do an update to their classic song, "Bitchin' Camaro". The resulting video lands them in a whole heap of controversy.
As soon as the Suburban Trunk Monkey debuted, Subaru knew its Subaru Trunk Tard was doomed.
Failed Ad Campaigns # 361 -
"Come watch the 'World Road Rally Championships' at IMAX 3D;
Action so real you'll run from your seat screaming like a 'tard!"
Ultra-right-wing vision of forced bussing.
Ultra-left-wing vision of voluntary prayer in school.
What happens when Rosie sits in your passenger seat...
At the Special Olympics, Tommy turns in an exceptional time in the Subaru Carrying contest and gets a warm round of applause from the crowd.
As his parents said when Billy won the 5 Mile Dash in the Special Olympics, it was all about finding the right motivation during the training.
See Billy, this is what happens when you tell one of the guys from the Ultimate Subaru Club that Subaru's suck!!!
PS. I'm one of those guys in the club, so, everyone, take note!
So children are worth, what, 30 points?
"Sure I'd work with Timmy, but his dad's a bit over-competitive with that Subaru training, don't you think?"
Officials always found it difficult to get Timmy a hugger at the Special Olympics...
Mom! Look what followed me home. Can I keep it!
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