Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Bill Gates @ Hooters

The Man
1. Bill Gates sought to win Senator Craig's support in his anti-trust battle, but was obviously barking up the wrong tree.

2. "You know what would improve these girl's racks... a clumsy, crash-prone operating system."

3. "Yeah, $63 Billion is the ultimate babe magnet."

4. "Steve Jobs... Bite me!"

5.Bill Gates takes a cue from Moammar Ghadafy and begins traveling with an entourage of all-female bodyguards.

Best of The Man
I think I just rebooted in my pants.

Best of Gregory
Beta testing the new Microsoft Pop-Up blocker.

Best of andthenblammo!
'Must...not...blurt...out...hard...drive...joke!'

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Bill, you're SOOOOO rich!"
"Yeah, I have a few nipples to rub together... NICKELS!... NICKELS!"

Best of curly
Choose the lamest Bill Gates cap and win a free laptop!
1. “Excel-lant!”
2. “Let’s spread those sheets!”
3. “So much cleavage showing, it’s like your shirts have Windows.”
“My PowerPoint wants Access!”

Best of Double the U
"So... like you do stuff with computers?"

Best of curly
Bill waxes romantic: “Your twin terabyte top level domain servers are like a soft-switch system’s cached broadband access control device that prompt pop up propagation from my JPEG.”

Best of prince of leaves
Suddenly, the fembots started shrieking incoherently and fell spasming to the ground, smoke pouring out of their every orifice. "Damn Vista!" Bill muttered bitterly, his fantasy weekend ruined yet again.

Best of metalgarth
Bill's new holodeck worked really well but the source code that generated the back row had a couple bugs in it.

Best of sonicfrog
Computer terminology 101: BSOD = Boobs Surrounding One Dork

30 comments:

The Man said...

I think I just rebooted in my pants.

Gregory said...

Beta testing the new Microsoft Pop-Up blocker.

Rodney Dill said...

Bill: "OK Which mother board want to plug in my new RAM?"

andthenblammo! said...

'Must...not...blurt...out...hard...drive...joke!'

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Looks like my floppy drive is obsolete."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Wanna come up to Gates Manor and try to merge my Firewire with your USB port?... I'll keep tryin' till your Gigahertz."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Bill, you're SOOOOO rich!"
"Yeah, I have a few nipples to rub together... NICKELS!... NICKELS!"

GOP & College said...

1) I guess Sully's not the only one who wouldn't look down in this situation.

2) So many slots to put pins in...

3) Bill Gates is sponsoring the next Mrs. Hooters Girl contest, along with the Sugar Daddy candy company.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Hot-Babe-Thursday on Wednesday?...
Cash is king, and I worship the Bill.

curly said...

Warren Buffet in back row: “Young lady, I’m old enough to have performed an opportunistic leveraged recapitalization around any poison pill defense that your grandfather may have thrown up in an effort to ward off an unanticipated proxy fight by an antagonistic team of senior management stake holders!”

curly said...

Choose the lamest Bill Gates cap and win a free laptop!

1. “Excel-lant!”
2. “Let’s spread those sheets!”
3. “So much cleavage showing, it’s like your shirts have Windows.”
“My PowerPoint wants Access!”

Double the U said...

"So... like you do stuff with computers?"

Double the U said...

Hooters know for large breasted women, and Bill Gates known for his computer work, team up to start a new Internet Cafe style restaurant, they are going to call it "MEGA-BYTES!"

curly said...

Bill waxes romantic: “Your twin terabyte top level domain servers are like a soft-switch system’s cached broadband access control device that prompt pop up propagation from my JPEG.”

AJ said...

And at this very moment, Warren Buffet knows exactly where to donate the rest of his money.

AJ said...

Would ya look at all those huge boobs! Oh, and those Hooters girls too.

AJ said...

Bill Gates...yes...*still* a virgin.

AJ said...

Good news: Surrounded by Hooters girls.
Bad news: They're all Mac users.

prince of leaves said...

Bill's thought bubble: "...Why am I here? Why am I here? Why am I here? Why am I here? Why am I here?..."

prince of leaves said...

Suddenly, the fembots started shrieking incoherently and fell spasming to the ground, smoke pouring out of their every orifice. "Damn Vista!" Bill muttered bitterly, his fantasy weekend ruined yet again.

Rodney Dill said...

iBOOB

ThatGayConservative said...

Which one is the master and which is the slave?

"Is that a Microsoft Sidewinder Force Feedback 2 or are you just glad to see me?"

Jonathan said...

IM N UR HOOTERZ, SCREWIN UP UR CAPTIONS!

AJ said...

Do we have to see Bill Gates happy? The man manipulates everything, crushes the poor, has access to everything we put into a computer, he alwy.azj+?pmp-j(mn;//.... This is one heck of a classy photo, with one heck of a classy man. I love that Bill Gates. I feel we should all buy that Vista he has. It is swell. Buy. Buy. Buy. Buy. Buy. Swell. Buy. Buy.

metalgarth said...

Bill's new holodeck worked really well but the source code that generated the back row had a couple bugs in it.

sonicfrog said...

Trying to improve Microsoft's public image, Bill Gate has decided to enhance the windows experience by changing the display of the "BSOD" from the "Blue Screen Of Death" to a more pleasing "Boob Screen Of Death".

sonicfrog said...

Computer terminology 101:

BSOD = Boobs Surrounding One Dork

Rodney Dill said...

(Gates thinking): "Who the F--k needs Oompah Loompah's"

Rodney Dill said...

Bill was immediately selected to moderate the next Republican Candidate debate.

Gregory said...

"I can't wait to post this on boobieblog.com", thought Bill. "How do you like ME now Toby"