1. Bill Gates sought to win Senator Craig's support in his anti-trust battle, but was obviously barking up the wrong tree.
2. "You know what would improve these girl's racks... a clumsy, crash-prone operating system."
3. "Yeah, $63 Billion is the ultimate babe magnet."
4. "Steve Jobs... Bite me!"
5.Bill Gates takes a cue from Moammar Ghadafy and begins traveling with an entourage of all-female bodyguards.
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I think I just rebooted in my pants.
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Beta testing the new Microsoft Pop-Up blocker.
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"Bill, you're SOOOOO rich!"
"Yeah, I have a few nipples to rub together... NICKELS!... NICKELS!"
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Choose the lamest Bill Gates cap and win a free laptop!
2. “Let’s spread those sheets!”
3. “So much cleavage showing, it’s like your shirts have Windows.”
“My PowerPoint wants Access!”
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"So... like you do stuff with computers?"
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Bill waxes romantic: “Your twin terabyte top level domain servers are like a soft-switch system’s cached broadband access control device that prompt pop up propagation from my JPEG.”
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Suddenly, the fembots started shrieking incoherently and fell spasming to the ground, smoke pouring out of their every orifice. "Damn Vista!" Bill muttered bitterly, his fantasy weekend ruined yet again.
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Bill's new holodeck worked really well but the source code that generated the back row had a couple bugs in it.
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Computer terminology 101: BSOD = Boobs Surrounding One Dork