1. "I warned you not to spam 'Ron Paul'on the MSNBC poll."
2. Her head spinning with the scent of toilet water, the touch soft but firm thighs beneath her breasts, the sting of pain and ecstasy... a young Hillary Rodham experiences an erotic awakening.
3. "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"
4. "I told you 'no freebies,' not even if she is the junior senator from New York."
5. Cindy Brady learns the hard way not to refer to Alice as 'that bull-dyke bitch.'
Best of prince of leaves
"This'll teach you to make my burger with frozen meat!" Wendy learns at a young age the value of Fresh, Never Frozen.
Best of Jack Reacher
"The next time the F.E.C. asks if you made that Clinton donation with your own money, YOU SAY YES!"
Best of Mr. Right
"...And don't EVER let me catch you hanging out on that bastard V the K's filthy blog header again!"
Best of Robert
You know, spanking this kid is satisfying in its own way. To hell with Dr. Spock.
Best of Snarkyone
Rehearsing for the Folsom Street Fair was demanding, but Mistress
was determined not to be outdone by other doms.
Best of ThatGayConservative
"How many times do I have to tell you? NO MORE INVISIBLE HANGERS!!!"
Best of duke of red
When Papa's not available, Mommy SPANK!!