1. "I warned you not to spam 'Ron Paul'on the MSNBC poll."
2. Her head spinning with the scent of toilet water, the touch soft but firm thighs beneath her breasts, the sting of pain and ecstasy... a young Hillary Rodham experiences an erotic awakening.
3. "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"
4. "I told you 'no freebies,' not even if she is the junior senator from New York."
5. Cindy Brady learns the hard way not to refer to Alice as 'that bull-dyke bitch.'
Best of prince of leaves
"This'll teach you to make my burger with frozen meat!" Wendy learns at a young age the value of Fresh, Never Frozen.
Best of Jack Reacher
"The next time the F.E.C. asks if you made that Clinton donation with your own money, YOU SAY YES!"
Best of Mr. Right
"...And don't EVER let me catch you hanging out on that bastard V the K's filthy blog header again!"
Best of Robert
You know, spanking this kid is satisfying in its own way. To hell with Dr. Spock.
Best of Snarkyone
Rehearsing for the Folsom Street Fair was demanding, but Mistress
was determined not to be outdone by other doms.
Best of ThatGayConservative
"How many times do I have to tell you? NO MORE INVISIBLE HANGERS!!!"
Best of duke of red
When Papa's not available, Mommy SPANK!!
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Oh yes Mommy, yes.... did I blog that out loud?
"This'll teach you to make my burger with frozen meat!" Wendy learns at a young age the value of Fresh, Never Frozen.
"The next time the F.E.C. asks if you made that Clinton donation with your own money, YOU SAY YES!"
UR MOM RULZ. I HOPE SHE SPNKS ME.
"...And don't EVER let me catch you hanging out on that bastard V the K's filthy blog header again!"
Bad, evil naughty Zoot!... And after the spanking, the oral sex!
You know, spanking this kid is satisfying in its own way. To hell with Dr. Spock.
"No Mommy, I meant the Cleaver's son when I said I was playin' with the Beaver."
Not that there's anything WRONG with that...
...and later that night, Cindy helped send mommy into the corn.
This 'warming' ought to make you think twice about complaining about the heat, ya little whiner...
Rehearsing for the Folsom Street Fair was demanding, but Mistress
was determined not to be outdone by other doms.
Quick! Call CPS! This woman isn't instilling family values and the Global Village must be notified!
"How many times do I have to tell you? NO MORE INVISIBLE HANGERS!!!"
Despite, or perhaps due to her early discipline, Paris continued to go sans panties in her later years...
Is this Erotic Saturday?
Mommy SPANK!!
"And let this be a lesson to you. We don't hit other people!!"
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