1. And in order to preserve the balance, somewhere an Imam must be under suspicion for child molesting ... or would be, if there were anything *wrong* with that in Islam.
2. A moment later, the TSA chick had her face chewed off by the nun's psychotic conjoined twin.
3. This is kind of like Andrew Sullivan giving an AIDS test to Dr. Laura.
4. "And now my impression of Larry Craig in the men's room..."
5. "Let me just tuck that in for you, congressman Frank. Have fun in San Francisco."
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TSA Worker: Anything worn under there?
Nun: No, it's as good as it ever was.
TSA Worker: Well THAT'S a matter of opinion
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"The AK-47 strapped to your thigh is no problem but we'll have to confiscate the shampoo, sister."
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If the Nun turned her habit around and covered her face she would have been allowed to go through security with no problems.
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TSAhadi's thought bubble: "Wrapped up in black and...lessee...yep, a virgin. If this one weren't a filthy kuffar pig, she'd be a great third wife for my brother Rasim."
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“Flying Imams: go right in. Flying nuns: this way to the cavity search.”
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Nun's thought bubble; "One bad touch, one Hail Mary. Make that two bad touches, two Hail Mary's. Threeeeehhhhooooolycraaaaap! Two Hail Mary's and four Our Fathers..."
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