Sunday, September 23, 2007

Your Taxpayer Dollars at Work in the Department of Ridiciulous Irony

Tom Wopat and LFG



1. And in order to preserve the balance, somewhere an Imam must be under suspicion for child molesting ... or would be, if there were anything *wrong* with that in Islam.

2. A moment later, the TSA chick had her face chewed off by the nun's psychotic conjoined twin.

3. This is kind of like Andrew Sullivan giving an AIDS test to Dr. Laura.

4. "And now my impression of Larry Craig in the men's room..."

5. "Let me just tuck that in for you, congressman Frank. Have fun in San Francisco."

Really Really Best of curly
♫ How do you solve a problem like Sharia ♪

Best of Passionate Conservative
TSA Worker: Anything worn under there?
Nun: No, it's as good as it ever was.
TSA Worker: Well THAT'S a matter of opinion

Best of Whacko
"The AK-47 strapped to your thigh is no problem but we'll have to confiscate the shampoo, sister."

Best of Double The U
If the Nun turned her habit around and covered her face she would have been allowed to go through security with no problems.

Best of curly
“Sorry, infidel witch, but I must confiscate your Bible and Rosary; they are illegal in Islamic DetroitNew Fallujah. Have a nice day.”

Best of prince of leaves
TSAhadi's thought bubble: "Wrapped up in black and...lessee...yep, a virgin. If this one weren't a filthy kuffar pig, she'd be a great third wife for my brother Rasim."

Best of curly
“Flying Imams: go right in. Flying nuns: this way to the cavity search.”

Best of Submariner
Nun's thought bubble; "One bad touch, one Hail Mary. Make that two bad touches, two Hail Mary's. Threeeeehhhhooooolycraaaaap! Two Hail Mary's and four Our Fathers..."

Best of racerboy
♫ Oh, Sweet Mystery of life at last I've found you...♫

21 comments:

Passionate Conservative said...

TSA Worker: Anything worn under there?

Nun: No, it's as good as it ever was.

TSA Worker: Well THAT'S a matter of opinion

Whacko said...

"The AK-47 strapped to your thigh is no problem but we'll have to confiscate the shampoo, sister."

Whacko said...

"What I'm carrying up in my nether regions is nun of your business."

Whacko said...

"Quit your whining, sister, we make all of the wheel chair passengers stand up for a full body cavity search."

curly said...

♫ How do you solve a problem like Sharia ♪

Double The U said...

If the Nun turned her habit around and covered her face she would have been allowed to go through security with no problems.

curly said...

“Is that an Akbar strapped to your leg, or do you enjoy this?”

curly said...

“I hate it here in infidel amerikkka, but I love my job.”

curly said...

“Sorry, infidel witch, but I must confiscate your Bible and Rosary; they are illegal in Islamic Detroit. Have a nice day.”

curly said...

Your uterus – My business.

curly said...

“Bill, I just had such an enjoyable dream.”

Silhouette said...

"Sorry, sister. I don't usually make a habit of this."

attmay said...

"Do I look like someone who would blow up a plane, or did you take a vow of stupidity?"

prince of leaves said...

TSAhadi's thought bubble: "Wrapped up in black and...lessee...yep, a virgin. If this one weren't a filthy kuffar pig, she'd be a great third wife for my brother Rasim."

Son Of The Godfather said...

curly said...
♫ How do you solve a problem like Sharia ♪


Excellent!

Rodney Dill said...

"Well sister, what kinda weapons of mass destruction you got under here?"
"nun."

Submariner said...

You're going to feel a "little pinch," Sister...

curly said...

“Flying Imams: go right in. Flying nuns: this way to the cavity search.”

Submariner said...

Nun's thought bubble; "One bad touch, one Hail Mary. Make that two bad touches, two Hail Mary's. Threeeeehhhhooooolycraaaaap! Two Hail Mary's and four Our Fathers..."

racerboy said...

♫ Oh, Sweet Mystery of life at last I've found you...♫

Matante said...

Assault with a dead...deadly weapon.