1. And in order to preserve the balance, somewhere an Imam must be under suspicion for child molesting ... or would be, if there were anything *wrong* with that in Islam.
2. A moment later, the TSA chick had her face chewed off by the nun's psychotic conjoined twin.
3. This is kind of like Andrew Sullivan giving an AIDS test to Dr. Laura.
4. "And now my impression of Larry Craig in the men's room..."
5. "Let me just tuck that in for you, congressman Frank. Have fun in San Francisco."
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TSA Worker: Anything worn under there?
Nun: No, it's as good as it ever was.
TSA Worker: Well THAT'S a matter of opinion
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"The AK-47 strapped to your thigh is no problem but we'll have to confiscate the shampoo, sister."
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If the Nun turned her habit around and covered her face she would have been allowed to go through security with no problems.
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“Sorry, infidel witch, but I must confiscate your Bible and Rosary; they are illegal in Islamic
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TSAhadi's thought bubble: "Wrapped up in black and...lessee...yep, a virgin. If this one weren't a filthy kuffar pig, she'd be a great third wife for my brother Rasim."
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“Flying Imams: go right in. Flying nuns: this way to the cavity search.”
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Nun's thought bubble; "One bad touch, one Hail Mary. Make that two bad touches, two Hail Mary's. Threeeeehhhhooooolycraaaaap! Two Hail Mary's and four Our Fathers..."
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♫ Oh, Sweet Mystery of life at last I've found you...♫
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TSA Worker: Anything worn under there?
Nun: No, it's as good as it ever was.
TSA Worker: Well THAT'S a matter of opinion
"The AK-47 strapped to your thigh is no problem but we'll have to confiscate the shampoo, sister."
"What I'm carrying up in my nether regions is nun of your business."
"Quit your whining, sister, we make all of the wheel chair passengers stand up for a full body cavity search."
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If the Nun turned her habit around and covered her face she would have been allowed to go through security with no problems.
“Is that an Akbar strapped to your leg, or do you enjoy this?”
“I hate it here in infidel amerikkka, but I love my job.”
“Sorry, infidel witch, but I must confiscate your Bible and Rosary; they are illegal in Islamic Detroit. Have a nice day.”
Your uterus – My business.
“Bill, I just had such an enjoyable dream.”
"Sorry, sister. I don't usually make a habit of this."
"Do I look like someone who would blow up a plane, or did you take a vow of stupidity?"
TSAhadi's thought bubble: "Wrapped up in black and...lessee...yep, a virgin. If this one weren't a filthy kuffar pig, she'd be a great third wife for my brother Rasim."
curly said...
♫ How do you solve a problem like Sharia ♪
Excellent!
"Well sister, what kinda weapons of mass destruction you got under here?"
"nun."
You're going to feel a "little pinch," Sister...
“Flying Imams: go right in. Flying nuns: this way to the cavity search.”
Nun's thought bubble; "One bad touch, one Hail Mary. Make that two bad touches, two Hail Mary's. Threeeeehhhhooooolycraaaaap! Two Hail Mary's and four Our Fathers..."
♫ Oh, Sweet Mystery of life at last I've found you...♫
Assault with a dead...deadly weapon.
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