Thursday, September 13, 2007

You say "fishwife" as though it's a bad thing

The Man


1. "Tricksy little hobbitses! Give us back our precious-s-s-s-s-s-s!"

2. If Reel Big Fish had used this for a CD cover, they might still be around.

3. Give a hot babe a fish and she'll eat for a day. Teach a hot babe to fish, and then you can put her picture up on Thursday and make fun of her.

4. "What is that delightful perfume you're wearing?" Rosie would ask later.

5. Another Thursday, another hooker...

Best of Rodney Dill
"Not tonight dear, I have a Haddock."

Best of The Man
The Blind Boater: Morning ladies!

Best of Army of Dad
With years of internet chat experience, Sally knew things often looked larger in a picture and cleverly positions the fish closer to the camera.

Best of Kevin Walker
*Insert obligatory "What's been inside Sully's ass" caption*

Best of Capt. Queeh
BTW, V, there's a monkey in love with a pigeon over at Drudge
(What do I care what Dennis Kucinich is up to? - V)

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Maybe things will go better for Jenny now that she's found Cod.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
The fish looked enormous, but was only millimeters thick... It was a Fluke alright.

Best of curly
“…it was the funniest thing. Rosie dived in and all of these fish just floated to the top.”

Best of duke of red
"Dammit, Trudie, now we'll NEVER get the smell outta that fish!"

49 comments:

Army of Dad said...

And she can really handle a rod.

Army of Dad said...

Tarpon are often caught while fly fishing. This experienced fly fisherwoman caught a big one one her first try.

Army of Dad said...

Funny, the fish has the same reaction as most men...the closer he gets to her chaest the more his mouth opens.

curly said...

“The bait? A pink thing with fur on it, similar to what I used to catch ex-husbands number 1 and 2.”

curly said...

“He’ll love my being a wet fish in bed.”

curly said...

John Edwards as guest commentator on ‘The Fishing Channel’: “Her hair has that casual blown back look, her skin glistens under the SPF-40 sunblock, and her bikini highlights her tan well.”

Army of Mom said...

Now, that's a keeper. Oh yeah, the fish, too.

Army of Mom said...

I'll show him cold fish next time I'm not in the mood and he wants to mumble under his breath.

Army of Mom said...

Once again, Susie emasculates Ron. This time, by catching a bigger fish than him.

Rodney Dill said...

"Not tonight dear, I have a Haddock."

curly said...

“It’s a ‘Salmon Roughy’ hybrid. I hope to collect the fatwa bounty money from Iran.”

Jack Reacher said...

While Gallant congratulated her on her catch, Goofus said "I'd like to catch her with my pocket fisherman."

Jack Reacher said...

Being blonde, she asked "What part of the fish do fish sticks come from?"

jeff said...

Something is wrong - that's not a striped bass!

The Man said...

The Blind Boater: Morning ladies!

Army of Dad said...

With years of internet chat experience, Sally knew things often looked larger in a picture and cleverly positions the fish closer to the camera.

Kevin Walker said...

*Insert obligatory "What's been inside Sully's ass" caption*

Anonymous said...

Tarpon, I thought she said tampon.

Son Of The Godfather said...

With a body like that, I'd fall for her hook, line...

Son Of The Godfather said...

...then I'd sink 'er! :)

Capt. Queeh said...

BTW, V, there's a monkey in love with a pigeon over at Drudge

Son Of The Godfather said...

False backdrop, way-too-calm water, girl displaying fish the same size as her. Looks like Reuter's is staging photos again.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Capt. Queeh said...
BTW, V, there's a monkey in love with a pigeon over at Drudge


...Not that there's anything wrong with that. :)

Son Of The Godfather said...

Lake Fake

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Nice bass."

Son Of The Godfather said...

♫ Salmon chanted evening... ♫

Son Of The Godfather said...

Carpe DeeDee

Son Of The Godfather said...

They were happy, but both knew it could never work... She was a tree-hugging hippee type... He worked for Halibut-on.

Ah, keep yer graonin' to yerselves! ;)

Rodney Dill said...

"All I get are guppies when I go 'fly' fishing."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Maybe things will go better for Jenny now that she's found Cod.

Son Of The Godfather said...

The fish looked enormous, but was only millimeters thick... It was a Fluke alright.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Touch him just right and he'll roe, roe, roe your boat.

Son Of The Godfather said...

♫ You don't send me Flounders anymore... ♫

Son Of The Godfather said...

Well yeah, it's sick, but where do you think mermaids come from?

curly said...

“My opinion on Roe vs. Wade? With a new Mercury 300 horse straight 6 Sequential Multi-Port Electronic Fuel Injection outboard motor, I’ll just take the boat.”

curly said...

“…it was the funniest thing. Rosie dived in and all of these fish just floated to the top.”

Hey SOTG!

curly said...

“The fish is for those poor lonely boys at Socialist Action. They expect others to feed them.”

curly said...

“It looks like somebody’s beating the hell out of those boys from Socialist Action.”

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

Rosie got so excited by the aroma that she jumped on the back;
the boat split in two, Miriam got tossed into the lake, and then the tarpon got away.

Submariner said...

So how DO you tune a fish?



Great sequence, SOTG - you're a really punny guy.

Submariner said...

Uh, no baby. I didn't want a blow fish...

Submariner said...

I think I'll name her "Wanda."

Dwight's Writing Manifesto said...

Ironically enough, the fish smelled like freshly washed twazzer.

Rodney Dill said...

"No, I said I wanted a fish on the Wharf."

sonicfrog said...

♫ She put de fish in de taco-nut... ♫

sonicfrog said...

Since Lance Bass is gay, she figured she stood a better chance scoring with Large Bass.

duke of red said...

"Dammit, Trudie, now we'll NEVER get the smell outta that fish!"

Rodney Dill said...

"Nice bass."

SOTG, you are such a chinook.