1. "Tricksy little hobbitses! Give us back our precious-s-s-s-s-s-s!"
2. If Reel Big Fish had used this for a CD cover, they might still be around.
3. Give a hot babe a fish and she'll eat for a day. Teach a hot babe to fish, and then you can put her picture up on Thursday and make fun of her.
4. "What is that delightful perfume you're wearing?" Rosie would ask later.
5. Another Thursday, another hooker...
Best of Rodney Dill
"Not tonight dear, I have a Haddock."
Best of The Man
The Blind Boater: Morning ladies!
Best of Army of Dad
With years of internet chat experience, Sally knew things often looked larger in a picture and cleverly positions the fish closer to the camera.
Best of Kevin Walker
*Insert obligatory "What's been inside Sully's ass" caption*
Best of Capt. Queeh
BTW, V, there's a monkey in love with a pigeon over at Drudge
(What do I care what Dennis Kucinich is up to? - V)
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Maybe things will go better for Jenny now that she's found Cod.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
The fish looked enormous, but was only millimeters thick... It was a Fluke alright.
Best of curly
“…it was the funniest thing. Rosie dived in and all of these fish just floated to the top.”
Best of duke of red
"Dammit, Trudie, now we'll NEVER get the smell outta that fish!"
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And she can really handle a rod.
Tarpon are often caught while fly fishing. This experienced fly fisherwoman caught a big one one her first try.
Funny, the fish has the same reaction as most men...the closer he gets to her chaest the more his mouth opens.
“The bait? A pink thing with fur on it, similar to what I used to catch ex-husbands number 1 and 2.”
“He’ll love my being a wet fish in bed.”
John Edwards as guest commentator on ‘The Fishing Channel’: “Her hair has that casual blown back look, her skin glistens under the SPF-40 sunblock, and her bikini highlights her tan well.”
Now, that's a keeper. Oh yeah, the fish, too.
I'll show him cold fish next time I'm not in the mood and he wants to mumble under his breath.
Once again, Susie emasculates Ron. This time, by catching a bigger fish than him.
"Not tonight dear, I have a Haddock."
“It’s a ‘Salmon Roughy’ hybrid. I hope to collect the fatwa bounty money from Iran.”
While Gallant congratulated her on her catch, Goofus said "I'd like to catch her with my pocket fisherman."
Being blonde, she asked "What part of the fish do fish sticks come from?"
Something is wrong - that's not a striped bass!
The Blind Boater: Morning ladies!
With years of internet chat experience, Sally knew things often looked larger in a picture and cleverly positions the fish closer to the camera.
*Insert obligatory "What's been inside Sully's ass" caption*
Tarpon, I thought she said tampon.
With a body like that, I'd fall for her hook, line...
...then I'd sink 'er! :)
BTW, V, there's a monkey in love with a pigeon over at Drudge
False backdrop, way-too-calm water, girl displaying fish the same size as her. Looks like Reuter's is staging photos again.
Capt. Queeh said...
BTW, V, there's a monkey in love with a pigeon over at Drudge
...Not that there's anything wrong with that. :)
Lake Fake
"Nice bass."
♫ Salmon chanted evening... ♫
Carpe DeeDee
They were happy, but both knew it could never work... She was a tree-hugging hippee type... He worked for Halibut-on.
Ah, keep yer graonin' to yerselves! ;)
"All I get are guppies when I go 'fly' fishing."
Maybe things will go better for Jenny now that she's found Cod.
The fish looked enormous, but was only millimeters thick... It was a Fluke alright.
Touch him just right and he'll roe, roe, roe your boat.
♫ You don't send me Flounders anymore... ♫
Well yeah, it's sick, but where do you think mermaids come from?
“My opinion on Roe vs. Wade? With a new Mercury 300 horse straight 6 Sequential Multi-Port Electronic Fuel Injection outboard motor, I’ll just take the boat.”
“…it was the funniest thing. Rosie dived in and all of these fish just floated to the top.”
Hey SOTG!
“The fish is for those poor lonely boys at Socialist Action. They expect others to feed them.”
“It looks like somebody’s beating the hell out of those boys from Socialist Action.”
Rosie got so excited by the aroma that she jumped on the back;
the boat split in two, Miriam got tossed into the lake, and then the tarpon got away.
So how DO you tune a fish?
Great sequence, SOTG - you're a really punny guy.
Uh, no baby. I didn't want a blow fish...
I think I'll name her "Wanda."
Ironically enough, the fish smelled like freshly washed twazzer.
"No, I said I wanted a fish on the Wharf."
♫ She put de fish in de taco-nut... ♫
Since Lance Bass is gay, she figured she stood a better chance scoring with Large Bass.
"Dammit, Trudie, now we'll NEVER get the smell outta that fish!"
"Nice bass."
SOTG, you are such a chinook.
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