Wednesday, September 12, 2007

You Did Not See This

The Man





1. This week on Jim Henson's DNC Babies, a young Hillary cops a feel from a young Marian Wright Adelman.


2. "Hey, cutie, welcome to Raisins. Wow, I'm so glad you're here. Everybody else is lame, but you guys look cool."

3. The Thursday Post on John Mark Karr's weblog.

4. "Now all we need to play 'The View' is an obnoxious unfunny comedian little girl and one really, really old little girl."

5. Even at 6 years old, Ellen had flawless gaydar.

Best of The Man
I don't what is wrong with this chick, I was just tapping my foot and now she won't let go.

Best of Kevin Walker
'Ow to speak Gary Glitter: Prom dates.

Best of Army of Mom
Just like that, Sheniqua. Once a month. The American Cancer Society says it is never too early to do breast self-exams.

Best of Army of Mom
Help, this little cracker won't stop hugging me since I said that once you go black, you never go back.

Best of Army of Mom
Little Sally hugged Sheniqua after she saved her from Ms. Michelin's detention dessert.

Best of duke of red
"My momma says you all Nee-grows are thiefin' stinkin' welfare rats, but I like you."

Best of duke of red
Young Hillary Clinton wasted no time in going after the black vote.

Best of duke of red
Cynthia McKinney soon learned the value of a good bitch slap in getting a ho to back up off you.

Best of prince of leaves
April 23, 1973: Janet Jackson is about to have her first wardrobe malfunction.

Best of Whacko
"So, color me --- Oh, wait, I am colored."

Best of Double The U
Little Susan had to spend the rest of the school year learning about "bad touch" she was also charged with a hate crime.

Best of Jonathan
Obama's education plan seems to be a big hit with the kids.

Best of Submariner
Rosie's kid kept bringing home notes from teacher that said "Your daughter plays a little TOO WELL with others."


23 comments:

The Man said...

I don't what is wrong with this chick, I was just tapping my foot and now she won't let go.

The Man said...

No! Kobe is coming to my Take your Baby Daddy to School Day!

Kevin Walker said...

'Ow to speak Hillary:

Lunchtime.

'Ow to speak Gary Glitter:

Prom dates.

Army of Mom said...

Just like that, Sheniqua. Once a month. The American Cancer Society says it is never too early to do breast self-exams.

Army of Mom said...

Nah, you're not getting boobs yet. That's just a mosquito bite. But, if you keep scratching it, it might get bigger.

Army of Mom said...

Father Jim was disappointed when he arrived in the classroom to find that the Pat and Sam touching each other inappropriately were not the altar boys, but in fact little girls.

Army of Mom said...

Help, this little cracker won't stop hugging me since I said that once you go black, you never go back.

Army of Mom said...

Little Sally hugged Sheniqua after she saved her from Ms. Michelin's detention dessert.

duke of red said...

"You goan eat yore corn bread?"

duke of red said...

"My momma says you all Nee-grows are thiefin' stinkin' welfare rats, but I like you."

duke of red said...

Young Hillary Clinton wasted no time in going after the black vote.

duke of red said...

Cynthia McKinney soon learned the value of a good bitch slap in getting a ho to back up off you.

prince of leaves said...

April 23, 1973: Janet Jackson is about to have her first wardrobe malfunction.

Whacko said...

"So, color me --- Oh, wait, I am colored."

Double The U said...

Little Susan had to spend the rest of the school year learning about "bad touch" she was also charged with a hate crime.

Jack Reacher said...

Gallant asked to join the girls' crayon party. Goofus just stared, mumbling "giggity" over and over.

Jack Reacher said...

"You know, girl, you're the same age as Mohammed's fourth wife." (Patiently awaiting my fatwa)

Jack Reacher said...

"You wanna get into a Livonia school, you gotta pay the toll, sister."

Jonathan said...

Obama's education plan seems to be a big hit with the kids.

Submariner said...

You ain't blind, Sally, and braille is only for books, so get off me.

Submariner said...

I can tell that they will eventually be FABulous!

Submariner said...

Rosie's kid kept bringing home notes from teacher that said "Your daughter plays a little TOO WELL with others."

Submariner said...

Her mama's had taught her well; little Sapphos had grabbed two handfulls of pink...