The Man
1. This week on Jim Henson's DNC Babies, a young Hillary cops a feel from a young Marian Wright Adelman.
2. "Hey, cutie, welcome to Raisins. Wow, I'm so glad you're here. Everybody else is lame, but you guys look cool."
3. The Thursday Post on John Mark Karr's weblog.
4. "Now all we need to play 'The View' is an obnoxious unfunny comedian little girl and one really, really old little girl."
5. Even at 6 years old, Ellen had flawless gaydar.
Best of The Man
I don't what is wrong with this chick, I was just tapping my foot and now she won't let go.
Best of Kevin Walker
'Ow to speak Gary Glitter: Prom dates.
Best of Army of Mom
Just like that, Sheniqua. Once a month. The American Cancer Society says it is never too early to do breast self-exams.
Best of Army of Mom
Help, this little cracker won't stop hugging me since I said that once you go black, you never go back.
Best of Army of Mom
Little Sally hugged Sheniqua after she saved her from Ms. Michelin's detention dessert.
Best of duke of red
"My momma says you all Nee-grows are thiefin' stinkin' welfare rats, but I like you."
Best of duke of red
Young Hillary Clinton wasted no time in going after the black vote.
Best of duke of red
Cynthia McKinney soon learned the value of a good bitch slap in getting a ho to back up off you.
Best of prince of leaves
April 23, 1973: Janet Jackson is about to have her first wardrobe malfunction.
Best of Whacko
"So, color me --- Oh, wait, I am colored."
Best of Double The U
Little Susan had to spend the rest of the school year learning about "bad touch" she was also charged with a hate crime.
Best of Jonathan
Obama's education plan seems to be a big hit with the kids.
Best of Submariner
Rosie's kid kept bringing home notes from teacher that said "Your daughter plays a little TOO WELL with others."
Best of The Man
I don't what is wrong with this chick, I was just tapping my foot and now she won't let go.
Best of Kevin Walker
'Ow to speak Gary Glitter: Prom dates.
Best of Army of Mom
Just like that, Sheniqua. Once a month. The American Cancer Society says it is never too early to do breast self-exams.
Best of Army of Mom
Help, this little cracker won't stop hugging me since I said that once you go black, you never go back.
Best of Army of Mom
Little Sally hugged Sheniqua after she saved her from Ms. Michelin's detention dessert.
Best of duke of red
"My momma says you all Nee-grows are thiefin' stinkin' welfare rats, but I like you."
Best of duke of red
Young Hillary Clinton wasted no time in going after the black vote.
Best of duke of red
Cynthia McKinney soon learned the value of a good bitch slap in getting a ho to back up off you.
Best of prince of leaves
April 23, 1973: Janet Jackson is about to have her first wardrobe malfunction.
Best of Whacko
"So, color me --- Oh, wait, I am colored."
Best of Double The U
Little Susan had to spend the rest of the school year learning about "bad touch" she was also charged with a hate crime.
Best of Jonathan
Obama's education plan seems to be a big hit with the kids.
Best of Submariner
Rosie's kid kept bringing home notes from teacher that said "Your daughter plays a little TOO WELL with others."
23 comments:
I don't what is wrong with this chick, I was just tapping my foot and now she won't let go.
No! Kobe is coming to my Take your Baby Daddy to School Day!
'Ow to speak Hillary:
Lunchtime.
'Ow to speak Gary Glitter:
Prom dates.
Just like that, Sheniqua. Once a month. The American Cancer Society says it is never too early to do breast self-exams.
Nah, you're not getting boobs yet. That's just a mosquito bite. But, if you keep scratching it, it might get bigger.
Father Jim was disappointed when he arrived in the classroom to find that the Pat and Sam touching each other inappropriately were not the altar boys, but in fact little girls.
Help, this little cracker won't stop hugging me since I said that once you go black, you never go back.
Little Sally hugged Sheniqua after she saved her from Ms. Michelin's detention dessert.
"You goan eat yore corn bread?"
"My momma says you all Nee-grows are thiefin' stinkin' welfare rats, but I like you."
Young Hillary Clinton wasted no time in going after the black vote.
Cynthia McKinney soon learned the value of a good bitch slap in getting a ho to back up off you.
April 23, 1973: Janet Jackson is about to have her first wardrobe malfunction.
"So, color me --- Oh, wait, I am colored."
Little Susan had to spend the rest of the school year learning about "bad touch" she was also charged with a hate crime.
Gallant asked to join the girls' crayon party. Goofus just stared, mumbling "giggity" over and over.
"You know, girl, you're the same age as Mohammed's fourth wife." (Patiently awaiting my fatwa)
"You wanna get into a Livonia school, you gotta pay the toll, sister."
Obama's education plan seems to be a big hit with the kids.
You ain't blind, Sally, and braille is only for books, so get off me.
I can tell that they will eventually be FABulous!
Rosie's kid kept bringing home notes from teacher that said "Your daughter plays a little TOO WELL with others."
Her mama's had taught her well; little Sapphos had grabbed two handfulls of pink...
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