Monday, September 17, 2007

The Willing Suspension of Revulsion

Sondra K


1. In times of stress, Hillary finds kneeling in prayer to be a great comfort. "Oh, Marx, Lenin, and Mao, please guide your faithful servant in her hour of need."

2. "Oh, goddess, I hope they don't recognize me without my red wig and 'Lesbian Power' sign."

3. Hillary pauses from feeding on the flesh of the living long enough to cast a vote for more funding for Planned Parenthood.

4. "Be with you in a minute, I'm just feeding on the blood of this peasant for the common good."

5. "Yup, sliced her clean across the jawline with my McColluch chainsaw and left her skull on the top of her desk." And then, V the K woke up.

Best of Double The U
Bill always said he felt better when Monica was on her knees behind his desk, I figured I would give it a try.

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
My Preciousss...

Best of curly
Hillary accepts a bribe from the Mole People.

Best of curly
“Hold on House Speaker Pelosi! I’ve got a trowel and a 5 gallon bucket of sheetrock spackling under my desk; that should see you through to your afternoon Botox injection appointment.”

Best of The Man
Among the earmarks Sen. Clinton requested was one for $40 million for a NY based company that produces really, really large nameplates.

Best of Jack Reacher
"Nope, not down here." New York's junior senator searches for her integrity, but only finds Chinese campaign contributions.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
For her evil deeds in life, Hillary was condemned to Eternity in Whack-a-mole Hell.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
It would come to be known as the "Transporter Malfunction That Saved The World".

Best of Submariner
"Please Ma'am, I'd like some more..."

Best of prince of leaves
An AP photographer caught the action when, frustrated with her unpardonable stupidity and self-important grandstanding, Gen. Petraeus pulled the lever on the trap door he had installed in the hearing room in the dead of night.

32 comments:

Double The U said...

Bill always said he felt better when Monica was on her knees behind his desk, I figured I would give it a try.

Anonymous said...

I'm meltiiing!!!

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

My Preciousss...

Whacko said...

After her "disbelief" comment, Hillary ducks to avoid incoming from the military and veteran voting blocs.

curly said...

“Duck!”

curly said...

Hillary accepts a bribe from the Mole People.

curly said...

“Cindy, we have to stop meeting like this!”

curly said...

If the Hilldog had done more of this when Bill was in office, he wouldn’t have had so many bimbo eruptions.

curly said...

“Hold on House Speaker Pelosi! I’ve got a trowel and a 5 gallon bucket of sheetrock spackling under my desk; that should see you through to your afternoon Botox injection appointment.”

The Man said...

Among the earmarks Sen. Clinton requested was one for $40 million for a NY based company that produces really, really large nameplates.

Jack Reacher said...

Senator Clinton prefers voice votes, as her hands are otherwise occupied.

Jack Reacher said...

"Nope, not down here." New York's junior senator searches for her integrity, but only finds Chinese campaign contributions.

Son Of The Godfather said...

For her evil deeds in life, Hillary was condemned to Eternity in Whack-a-mole Hell.

Son Of The Godfather said...

It would come to be known as the "Transporter Malfunction That Saved The World".

Submariner said...

I'll take "Scenes Bill Never Saw" for a thousand, Alex...





"Whack-a-mole Hell" - classic, SOTG!

Submariner said...

"Please Ma'am, I'd like some more..."

Submariner said...

"Why am I down here? I'm uhhhh, looking for my panties, er, pen, err, ...lost contact. Yeah! Lost contact - that's the ticket."

Jay Guevara said...

"Who said that? Who the hell said that?? This is not a wide stance!"

Submariner said...

The intern cleared her throat; "Ummmmm, my eyes are up here, Mrs. Clinton..."

metalgarth said...

Is "That Gorgon from Code Pink" still looking for me?

Submariner said...

Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of this old hag...

Submariner said...

Uhhhhhh, the dog did it?

Brian_in_MA said...

Hillary was not amused that someone added an S to her placard. Nothing remains of that poor soul.

prince of leaves said...

An AP photographer caught the action when, frustrated with her unpardonable stupidity and self-important grandstanding, Gen. Petraeus pulled the lever on the trap door he had installed in the hearing room in the dead of night.

SnarkyOne said...

Hillary tries to hide as Satan comes to collect.

curly said...

“Kobe, I’m not open.”

curly said...

In a moment of levity in the Senate chambers, the ‘disappearing’ Hilldog mimics the effects her marxist/socialist policies will have on the money in the pocketbooks of working class amerikkkans.

curly said...

The Hilldog’s attempts to discreetly ‘really scratch her balls’ were inadvertently caught on camera.

curly said...

Next on “24”: A presidential candidate goes missing, but Jack Bauer decides that pursuit is not in the best interest of the country.

Whacko said...

"Looks like no one is paying any attention, Ellen. Let's get back to it. C'mon funny feelin!"

Army of Dad said...

Views like this make "little Bill" shrivel up and hide.

Tim Johnson said...

I'll bet I was better than Monica!