1. "Anyway, I got a message on my myspace from a guy who claims to be a congressman from Massachusetts and he'll pay me $50 if I pee in a Coke bottle and send it to him. That's gotta be a joke, right?"
2. "Senator Byrd's gonna sh1t his pants when he sees you sitting at the front of the bus, Tyrone."
3. "Whoa! Those brothers are really pounding the crap out of the white kid. It's gonna be tough to hang any more nooses with both of his arms broken."
4. "Yeah, Ahmed's backpack does look unusually stuffed. And I don't like the way his mom is ululating at all. Screw political correctness, I'm walkin' to school."
5. "Why, thank you, Tyrone. I'd love a cracker."
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And if you look out the right side of the bus... the RIGHT side... the side the driver is on. Damn it, I hate these public school educated tours.
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Forrest and Bubba eventually worked their way to the front of the bus.
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"Now that you mention it, Samuel, Mr. Jenkins does 'look like a bitch'!"
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"Hey, Mr Reeves, slow down. What the Hell is wrong with you?"
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And if you look out the right side of the bus... the RIGHT side... the side the driver is on. Damn it, I hate these public school educated tours.
"Narrow your stance Abdul"
Willie beat the crap out of the kid next to him when he found out the bus number was 1555.
Forrest and Bubba eventually worked their way to the front of the bus.
"That, my friend, is Livonia. You won't be getting off here, Rufus."
A young Kirsten Powers seated in the second row, day dreams about her own little world while the rest of the bus sees what is going on in the outside world.
"Now that you mention it, Samuel, Mr. Jenkins does 'look like a bitch'!"
Samuel L. Jackson's first film project, "Snakes on a Bus" got little respect.
"Naw, man that ain't the sound of no 9mm hittin' the bus; that little pop ain't nuthin but a .22. A Ruger, it sounds like, model Mark II, with a bull barrel."
Mayor Nagin finally gets around to evacuating a N'awlins parish, but only to equalize the "chocolate factor."
"Hey, Mr Reeves, slow down. What the Hell is wrong with you?"
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