Monday, September 24, 2007

Waiting for the other Hsu to Drop

Sondra K

Anyone else notice that Hilldog has a "tell." Whenever she's about to unleash an incredible whopper of a lie, she cackles dementedly?


1. (The Note): Dearest Hill, Oh, if only the seat of this chair were my face, and you could sit on it all day long. Love, Rosie.

2. "No, Mr. Hannity, I expect you to die."

3. "(Demented Cackle) I swear, it wasn't me, it was the leather chair."

4. "Ah, another check in the usual place. Thank you Mr. Chang. I trust there will be another 'furniture delivery' next week? It would be just terrible if those nasty INS people found out about the people who work at your restaurant."

5. Ah, a check for $190,000 from an account in the Cayman islands in one hand and a mouth full of female ejaculate. Life is good.

Best of GregMan
"Good thing Columbia is so anti-Amerikkkan or I never would have got a seat this good for Ahmajerkijihadi's speech."

Best of Jack Reacher
Much to Hillary's surprise, Rose Law Firm records are still turning up in furniture taken from the White House.

Best of Jack Reacher
"It's a shopping list. Next time we leave the White House, we're cleaning that b**ch out!"

Best of Submariner
Bill: "Oh for cryin' out loud, Hill - it's been 15 minutes. Spit, already! I need to know if they can be surgically reattached..."

Best of Submariner
"...it's NOT socialized medicine, it's only mandatory Government MANAGED medicine..."
>wink< >wink<

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"How do you respond to the occasional rumor that you're a lesbian?"
(Demented Cackle) "People say a lot of things about me, so I really don't pay any attention to it," Sen. Clinton (D-N.Y.) replied.
Edited out: *Wink* *knowing glance* *makes a "V" with her fingers and tongues it*

Best of Submariner
"Well, Mr. Franken, we were going to name her 'Turkey Baster' after her daddy, but Bubba said it probably wouldn't play well with the voters..."

Best of Submariner
No kidding; Marcia Brady!?! thought bubble - "I might still have a chance to fulfill my fantasy from 1972 afterall..."

Best of Submariner
(Demented cackle) "I believe in America..."

24 comments:

GregMan said...

So, my puppet Ahmajihadhasbeen is spreading propagande at Columbia, our campaign to slander the troops is proceeding as planned, and the mass castration camps are under construction and on schedule to open after my inauguration. The plan to destroy Amerikkka is proceeding as planned."

Jack Reacher said...

"This? Nothing, just an envelope from my Hsu...SHOE, I mean SHOE!"

GregMan said...

"Good thing Columbia is so anti-Amerikkkan or I never would have got a seat this good for Ahmajerkijihadi's speech."

Jack Reacher said...

Much to Hillary's surprise, Rose Law Firm records are still turning up in furniture taken from the White House.

Jack Reacher said...

"It's a shopping list. Next time we leave the White House, we're cleaning that b**ch out!"

Submariner said...

Question: who photoshopped this picture? (Obvious since the Hilldawg would NEVER offer her left hand to her buddy Mahmoud...)

Submariner said...

Bill's thought bubble; "Oh for cryin' out loud, Hill - it's been 15 minutes. Spit, already! I need to know if they can be surgically reattached..."

Submariner said...

Shrillary offers the double-secret, left-winger, proletariat handshake to George Soros, identifying her entire agenda in an instant.

Submariner said...

"...it's NOT socialized medicine, it's only mandatory Government MANAGED medicine..."
>wink< >wink<

Submariner said...

"Why, Ms. Degenerate! I've admired your, uhhh, career for a long time."
>wink< >wink<

Submariner said...

Thanks for making my speech on Syrian TV, Dennis. Here's your "fee."

Son Of The Godfather said...

It's hard to lie to folks when your dentures become dislodged.

And a big ol' "EWWWWW!" to V the K's #5! lol

Son Of The Godfather said...

"How do you respond to the occasional rumor that you're a lesbian?"

"People say a lot of things about me, so I really don't pay any attention to it," Sen. Clinton (D-N.Y.) replied.

Edited out:

*Wink* *knowing glance* *makes a "V" with her fingers and tongues it*

Submariner said...

"Well, Mr. Franken, we were going to name her 'Turkey Baster' after her daddy, but Bubba said it probably wouldn't play well with the voters..."

Submariner said...

No kidding; Marcia Brady!?!
thought bubble - "I might still have a chance to fulfill my fantasy from 1972 afterall..."

jbinnout said...

Bill always snickered when I said I wanted to "wear the pearl necklace".

He said he thought it made my head look big.

curly said...

Send in the next Polish burka wearing intern applicant.

curly said...

“Curly! Great to see you and thanks for coming on such short notice. Sorry about the gag, having you hog tied and water boarded. Now, about those captions you’ve been writing about me.”

curly said...

“I love Hillary Clinton! I hope she’ll be the next President of these United States!”

curly said...

“Yes Alex. I’ll take ‘Curly’s Nightmares’ for $200.”

Submariner said...

(Demented cackle) "I believe in America..."

Submariner said...

(Demented cackle) "I love having Bill campaign for me, Katie."

Submariner said...

(Demented cackle) "I only believe in increasing taxes on the rich."

Submariner said...

(Demented cackle) "Of course I believe in God."