Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Turning Hilldog into Roadkill


1. "Now Entering... LIVONIA? OMG, Turn! Turn!"

2. "Watch me ram that Pakistani kid. That'll teach him for harboring bin Laden!"

3. "Wow! So that's what a 'Dirty Sanchez is' Aren't you glad daddy pushed for kindergarten sex ed, now?"

4. "Now, for your final initiation, pull out your AK and cap those Vato Murthafockers!" (And then Dawn's head exploded).

5. "Wow! Nine hits in a row. Your friend Patrick Kennedy sure is good at this game, daddy!"

Best of lawhawk
Laugh it up kid, this aint no game. It's not like hunting womprats with your T-42 back home.

Best of Army of Dad
John Edwards might be good, but Obama is O-tay!

Best of Submariner
"I'll bet Kennedy learns to say my name after I pack this bumper car up that pasty old fat @ss..."

Best of Submariner
See that cracker? 50 points!

Best of Shayne
"Watch me ram that f'ing Miss Daisy off he road!"

Best of Jack Reacher
Obama made sure to arrive early, because he wanted to claim the car with 20" spinners and curb feelers (And Dawn's head exploded yet again).

Best of Rodney Dill
turn left.... turn left.... turn left....

Best of sonicfrog
Obama's lifestyle choices doesn't seem to match his rhetoric concerning child safety issues, but at least he's not an SUV driving global warming hypocrite like Edwards and Gore...

20 comments:

lawhawk said...

Laugh it up kid, this aint no game. It's not like hunting womprats with your T-42 back home.

jeff said...

"MOMMY! Make him stop NOW!"
"Ah ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...."

Taking a cue from Fred Thompson, Obama practices for his role in the next Batman film - The Joker.

Army of Dad said...

John Edwards might be good, but Obama is O-tay!

Submariner said...

Thought bubble; "I'll bet Kennedy learns to say my name after I pack this bumper car up that pasty old fat @ss..."

Submariner said...

Thought bubble; "Three more years of amusement parks and she'll be Aisha's age..."




Sorry about the fatwa that caused on both our heads, V.

Submariner said...

"...and this is a basic avoidance maneuver for the I.E.D.'s that 'Religion of Peace' adherents soooo love to use..."

Submariner said...

See that cracker? 50 points!

Shayne said...

"Watch me ram that f'ing Miss Daisy off he road!"

Shayne said...

"see? Just like Teddy Kennedy!"

Paul Raposo said...

The bumper car fun quickly came to an end, when the police pulled Senator Obama over and asked what he was doing in a white man's bumper car.

Paul Raposo said...

Senator Obama had everyone in stitches when he did his Laura Bush impression.

Jack Reacher said...

Obama and a friend laugh watching Senator Kennedy's wild maneuvering after they yelled "Bridge! Look out!"

Jack Reacher said...

"Not only am I clean and articulate," shouted Obama as he took aim at Biden's car, "but I can drive like a mother******!"

Jack Reacher said...

Obama made sure to arrive early, because he wanted to claim the car with 20" spinners and curb feelers (And Dawn's head exploded yet again).

Brian_in_MA said...

Barack seemed to take the "start the short bus" taunt literally...

Van Helsing said...

Where's that Nascar kid from the Geico commercials when the world needs him?

Rodney Dill said...

turn left.... turn left.... turn left....

curly said...

Once you go Barack, you never go back.

sonicfrog said...

Yes, Obama's lifestyle choices doesn't seem to match his rhetoric concerning child safety issues, but at least he's not an SUV driving global warming hypocrite like Edwards and Gore...

Submariner said...

Don't worry honey, nobody's gonna hit us - daddy drives I-395 every morning...