1. Sometimes, a flannel shirt just isn't "bull" enough.2. "Hey, you'll put somebody's eye out!"
3. That's hammer's nothin' You should see the size of *my* tool.
4. Ann Coulter's fetish was sweaty road crew men, and she knew just how to get their attention.
5. Bob Vila directs his first p0rn shoot.
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The Bob the Builder sex ed episode soon became the web's second most downloaded video... after Chris Crocker's 'Leave Bob the Builder Alone' video.
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"Smelly Construction Wench" just doesn't roll off the tongue like "Smelly Pirate Hooker".
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"I'll take 'Tim Taylor's Wet Dreams' for 800, Alex."
Best of Army of Mom
Spike's newest show, Bobbi the Builder, was a ratings hit among the male 18-(oh hell, till they're dead) demographic.
Best of Army of Dad
This carpet is easy to lay, you just have to get it hammered.
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If Madonna had gone into the contracting business...
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The "Big Boys' Erector Set" is going to be a huge hit this Christmas, just you watch.
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"Ever since her botched boob job last month, Pam’s body language has been screaming ‘don’t touch my breasts’."
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and once Mr. Maplethorpe told her what to do with the hammer, he found himself without a model
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Bobbi's building motto:
"I'll nail or lay anything"
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The Bob the Builder sex ed episode soon became the web's second most downloaded video.
President Hillary unveiled her choice to head The Department of Housing &
Urban Development
Hillary staffer #1: Why is she here, dressed like that?
Hillary staffer #2: Hilldog hired her to build the website.
"Smelly Construction Wench" just doesn't roll off the tongue like "Smelly Pirate Hooker".
Dilbert casually looked up. Next thing he knew, his tie stiffened...
"I'll take 'Tim Taylor's Wet Dreams' for 800, Alex."
Spike's newest show, Bobbi the Builder, was a ratings hit among the male 18-(oh hell, till they're dead) demographic.
Between the oversized screwdriver and the tape measure, I'd say Bobbi has some high standards.
Please Hammer, don't hurt me.
*80s reference for you young'uns*
Army of Dad, quit blowing up the picture to look down the cone.
You too, SOTG. :)
Shelly was excited that her husband finally wanted to help remodel the kitchen until she saw the contractor.
The day labor site was never quite the same after Bobbi arrived.
Who wants to get nailed?
This carpet is easy to lay, you just have to get it hammered.
Gallant is relived that Ms. Fix it has finally arrived while Goofus hopes that this one will show her crack too.
I think I have the right tool for this job!
If Madonna had gone into the construction business instead...
I wonder if she'd give me a hand laying some pipe?
If the Vogons had used a crew that looked like this, Arthur wouldn't have minded the new hyperspace bypass going through his property.
Singing Telegram deliverer Bobbi hit on a way to triple her tips. She simply started by saying "I hear you need a hand getting an erection up in your back yard..."
Stay away guys, any girl that needs traffic cones and a screw driver that big has seen better days.
The "Big Boys' Erector Set" is going to be a huge hit this Christmas, just you watch.
Slow for the cone zone.
"Naughty, naughty VtK -- speeding through the construction zone will get your punishment doubled!"
“Ever since her botched boob job last month, Pam’s body language has been screaming ‘don’t touch my breasts’.”
At Curly’s Breast Augmentation Clinic, we guarantee that you’ll go home with firmer boobs in less then twenty minutes, or you get your entire $100 back.
Pam’s idea of ‘six inches’ was noticeably different than that of the average male.
♫ These boots were made for Tonka ♪
“Hillary’s new ‘jobs program’? No. I’m here to see Bill.”
For all you straight guys out there: This is what Sully sees when he looks at a typical male construction worker.
Hey, I ain't touchin' her. She's probably made in China and chalk full of lead!
Jonathan said...
"Smelly Construction Wench" just doesn't roll off the tongue like "Smelly Pirate Hooker".
You must not be doing it right, then.
(Sorry, couldn't resist.)
Please, Hammer, do hurt me! Do! Do! DO!
"How much? $220, $211, whatever it takes."
"How much? $220, $221, whatever it takes."
Sen. Clinton? The "agency" sent me over to clean your pipes...
and once Mr. Maplethorpe told her what to do with the hammer, he found himself without a model
Bobbi's new routine at the strip club was a big hit with the construction crowd, but gave dads of preschoolers a limp noodle.
Bobbi's building motto:
"I'll nail or lay anything"
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