Saturday, September 15, 2007

That Gorgon from Code Pink

LFG

1. Support for the Iraq War has still not sagged as low as her boobs.

2. Susan Sarandon, shown here in her natural look, shows why her make-up artist deserves an Academy Award.

3. "Is this protest gonna last too much longer? I gotta couple of kids back in the oven at my gingerbread house?"

4. Even Silky Pony was put off. "That hair neither bounces nor behaves!"

5. "I'm sorry ma'am, but your nipple piercings are creating sparks as they drag on the pavement, and that's a fire hazard. You'll have to take them out."

Best of Brian_in_MA
Here are some facts about Lesbians:

1. Lesbians are mammals
2. Lesbian's fight ALL the time
3. The purpose of the Lesbian is to look like a smelly pirate hooker

Best of Whacko
The taped-on "LESBIAN POWER" hides the sign's original "FIVE DOLLARS."

Best of Rodney Dill
In later years, Speaker Pelosi found the secret to real power.

Best of sonicfrog
Bitter Lesbian Face!

Best of sonicfrog
Most Unsuccessful.... Prostitute.... Ever!!!!!
All used up and no one to blow.

Best of Van Helsing
If Lesbian Power Around the World is the answer, what was the question? That would be "What would happen if Rosie O'Donnell merged with Exxon?"

Best of curly
“I’ll take ‘Obvious Hillary Clinton Supporters’ for $200, Alex.”

Best of curly
DSA (Dr. Seuss Alert): A walking horse actress who’s into other mares: A pedestrian equestrian thespian lesbian.

Best of Submariner
I'm sorry Ms Streisand, but that is NOT one of the officially recognized tartans. Nope. Uh-uh.

Best of divine miss m
Mean ol' Mr. Gravity's gone and done it again.

27 comments:

Army of Mom said...

Attendance lagged greatly for the Scum Queens soccer team when they introduced the cheer squad with their signs.

Shayne said...

AGGGGH!!! MY EYES!!! Oh the humanity! Please make it stop!!!

Anonymous said...

Mr. DeMille,

I'm ready for my closeup!

Anonymous said...

She muses, "Is Lesbian Power eco-friendly?"

Brian_in_MA said...

Lesbians have Real Ultimate Power!
Here are some facts about Lesbians:

1. Lesbians are mammals
2. Lesbian's fight ALL the time
3. The purpose of the Lesbian is to look like a smelly pirate hooker

Whacko said...

The taped-on "LESBIAN POWER" hides the sign's original "FIVE DOLLARS."

Rodney Dill said...

Mom?

Rodney Dill said...

In later years, Speaker Pelosi found the secret to real power.

Anonymous said...

Lesbians, I thought that was some kind of actor thingie. Not the north end of a south-bound horse.

Rodolfo said...

MY EYES!! MY EYES ARE BLEEDING!!
Damn you VtheK!


"tzgtpuh"

Jack Reacher said...

"Miss Sheehan, I'm open!"

sonicfrog said...

All I got to say is - Thank GOD I'm into men!!!

sonicfrog said...

Bitter Lesbian Face!

sonicfrog said...

Most Unsuccessful.... Prostitute.... Ever!!!!!

All used up and no one to blow.

Van Helsing said...

If Lesbian Power Around the World is the answer, what was the question?

prince of leaves said...

When I was young, we joined the war protests to pick up chicks. Nice to see some things haven't changed.

Rodney Dill said...

Jees, and I thought John Kerry was a flip-flopper,

Anonymous said...

C'mon. TELL me you wouldn't hit that.

With a stick, I mean... if it came after you...

Steve O

curly said...

Thanks to the lesbian movement, some poor guy was saved a life of misery with this one.

curly said...

“I’ll take ‘Obvious Hillary Clinton Supporters’ for $200, Alex.”

curly said...

Queefs -- The Other Lesbian Power ®.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Sorry guys, can't caption right now... My prom date's here.

curly said...

DSA (Dr. Seuss Alert): A walking horse actress who’s into other mares: A pedestrian equestrian thespian lesbian.

Submariner said...

I'm sorry Ms Streisand, but that is NOT one of the officially recognized tartans. Nope. Uh-uh.

divine miss m said...

Mean ol' Mr. Gravity's gone and done it again.

divine miss m said...

Down with evil penis-bearers!

(verif. word: snpis)

Submariner said...

Whoa. Who in Hades let Helen Thomas out in a bikini top?