Thursday, September 27, 2007

T&A CATS

jeff shultz/opie/anthony




1. "Whose the black little cat that's a sex machine to all the Thursday babes? Shaft! Damn right."

2. Noir Cat Doesn't Mind a Reasonable Amount of Trouble.

3. I'M IN UR THURSDAY, ALOOF TO UR BABES

4. "Frankly, babe... I don't see more than three or four p*ssy caps making the Best of List."

5. Hillary: "What cat?"

Best of ThatGayConservative
Coppertone quickly realizes that a cat is less compliant than a dog.

The first two in line for the Pam'sHouseBlend Thursday fish special.

Best of GOP & College
SULLY CAT IZ UNAROUZED

Best of Submariner
Toonces always kept his pimp-paw strong.

Best of prince of leaves
"That's not my cat, that's my familiar," Hillary hissed, just before draining the buxom virgin campaign volunteer of her lifeforce.

Best of metalgarth
Few people know that David Lynch and Bob Guccione were the directors for the "never shown on Friends" video for Smelly Cat.

Best of metalgarth
The session was cut short after the model heard Mr. Maplethorpe's suggestion about where to place the cat for the next picture...

Best of metalgarth
Sylvester: What thursday babe?

Best of Submariner
If the producers had only made Salem and Sabrina look like this, the show would still be playing...


Best of Submariner
Obvious die-job; blond hair, black pussy.

26 comments:

ThatGayConservative said...

Coppertone quickly realizes that a cat is less compliant than a dog.

ThatGayConservative said...

"Massengill works so well getting rid of fish odor that even this cat is confused!"

The first two in line for the Pam'sHouseBlend Thursday fish special.

Double The U said...

I checked *my* underwear, I wonder where that pussy came from.

GOP & College said...

1) SULLY CAT IZ UNAROUZED

2) Yeah, I know. I need to shave my p*ssy.

Submariner said...

"A chicken in every pot?" Screw Dogbert's candidacy; elect me and it's one a these in every bedroom!

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

I'd play "cat and mouse" with that...

Silhouette said...

The tall one looks like she needs to use the litter box.

Silhouette said...

The discovery of more nudie girl pictures leaves singer Elton John again denying vicious rumors about his sexual orientation.

Submariner said...

Toonces always kept his pimp-paw strong.

Submariner said...

Johnny Weir was horrified - stilettos with a bikini after Labor Day!

Anonymous said...

Nice pussy!

prince of leaves said...

"That's not my cat, that's my familiar," Hillary hissed, just before draining the buxom virgin campaign volunteer of her lifeforce.

prince of leaves said...

"Come here, Miss Frisky, let's make a funny kitty picture like the one of that doggy last week..."

curly said...

Behind the scenes at SNL, Toonces dressing room demands went well beyond ‘prima donna’.

curly said...

If Leona Helmsley had left $12,000,000 to a cat…

curly said...

Must be a peeping tomcat.

metalgarth said...

Few people know that David Lynch and Bob Guccione were the directors for the "never shown on Friends" video for Smelly Cat.

metalgarth said...

The session was cut short after the model heard Mr. Maplethorpe's suggestion about where to place the cat for the next picture...

metalgarth said...

Gallant wanted to give the nice kitty cat a good home.

Goofus volunteered to be the replacement model for Mr. Maplethorpe.

metalgarth said...

Sylvester: What thursday babe?

sonicfrog said...

This is the hottest poster since Farrah's in Enumclaw!!!

Submariner said...

If the producers had only made Salem and Sabrina look like this, the show would still be playing...

Submariner said...

OBvious die-job; blond hair, black pussy.

Army of Mom said...

Kitty, why is that kitty with the machine gun shooting at you?

Army of Mom said...

Blonde to the kitty: Look, when I take off my undies, we match!