Thursday, September 20, 2007

Splendor in the Grass


1. "Ha! And you thought Chris Crocker was Queen of the Fairies!"

2. Sensing a predator's approach, the Naked Prairie Babe lets out a shrill whistle as a warning to the other members of the colony before disappearing into her own burrow.

3. Hillary remakes the LBJ 'flower' ad.

4. Fed up with beagle droppings in their front yards, neighbors in P-Town erect a 'ScareSully.'

5. Subby's prom date would soon be de-flowered.



Best of curly
“You walked into the wrong ‘fairy’ picture, Mr. Sullivan. Try three posts down.”

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Yeah, yeah, yeah... Earth Mother, Gaia, Nature, all that crap... can we bone now?"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
I'm guessing Playboy, circa '77 or '78... I'd know a bit more if the frontal grooming were visible.

Best of Dwight's Writing Manifesto
Slap to the forehead! I coulda had a Vee Skank!

Best of the paperboy
Welcome to Unimatrix Zero. You won't be able to activate your implants, but we can assimilate over here.

43 comments:

Whacko said...

I don't care if it's poison ivy, I'm going in!

duke of red said...

Pointed boobs, flat butt with crack exposed, Roger Ebert and I give this Thursday Babe "two thumbs down"

curly said...

“As requested: white carnations, pink Stargazer lilies, purple iris, and a purple Matsumoto aster mix with a bottle of chilled Sangiovese Chianti and two 100 mg Viagra tablets. Anything else, you particular m****r f****r?”

Son Of The Godfather said...

Note to self: Some hippies are "good"!

curly said...

“You walked into the wrong ‘fairy’ picture, Mr. Sullivan. Try three posts down.”

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Yeah, yeah, yeah... Earth Mother, Gaia, Nature, all that crap... can we bone now?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Honey, I don't know if you like that pillow, but we're about to render it 'unuseable'."

duke of red said...

....Can't....get past.....dirty smelly hippy.......

curly said...

Due to the higher costs associated with HillaryCare, the Tooth Fairy will have to be replaced by an illegal immigrant.

Son Of The Godfather said...

I'm guessing Playboy, circa '77 or '78... I'd know a bit more if the frontal grooming were visible.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"wallah" or "voila", I don't care, I saw her first.

Jack Reacher said...

Stumbling upon the girl in the woods, Gallant excused himself and averted his gaze. Goofus asked her if she'd like to help him "plant some seeds."

Jack Reacher said...

"Hi, you don't know me, but your sister at the giant muffin shop said I'd find you here..."

Word Verification: BJGOYR---Um, a Gentile B.J?

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Hi Chlora, my name is Phil."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Hefner always has the best lawn ornaments.

curly said...

I said: “Honeysuckle.”…She said: “Tulips or hounds tongue?”…I said: “Impatiens; milkweed.”…She said: “Pansy!”

Son Of The Godfather said...

"No, I said the lawn needed more fertilzer, not fertilize her!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

So she's got some kind of fungal growth in her hair... wouldn't stop me.

Son Of The Godfather said...

If the Code Pink skanks all looked like this, we would all be living peaceful lives right now, under Islamic rule.

Submariner said...

Submariners usually don't cruise in meadows. But maybe, just this once...

Submariner said...

SOTG told me that wasn't originally "flowers" in her hair. Thank goodness for Photoshop!

Submariner said...

Pardon me ma'am, but I'm "fairy circle inspector Subby." I must inspect any round openings you might have...

Whacko said...

No wonder the hills are alive with the sound of music.

Whacko said...

"Well hello there hon, my name is Phil - Phil A. Dendron."

Dwight's Writing Manifesto said...

Slap to the forehead!

I coulda had a Vee Skank!

Dwight's Writing Manifesto said...

"Those square things on your belly? Just croutons, honey, now just lie back and we'll see if I can't manufacture a little Ranch dressing."

Submariner said...

Sunflower? When I said we were going to have a picnic "al dente" I meant, uh, never mind. I think I'll start with pie...

divine miss m said...

"Bathe her and shave her and have her brought to my tent!" ordered Subby.

jbinnout said...

word verification is:

butay...heh

jbinnout said...

Hey, she asked me to go on a picnic, and all she brings is one pink taco!

Kaptain said...

Hmmm... "It's not nice to f _ _ _ Mother Nature." I think I'll buy a vowel, Pat.

Army of Mom said...

Hef rethought his scratch n sniff issue when testers couldn't make out the flowers over the smelly hippy aroma.

Army of Mom said...

Word verification was scared queer by the image, it told me "iiifag."

Army of Mom said...

If a hippy queefs in the forest, can anyone hear it?

Army of Mom said...

Karen was a bit embarrassed when explaining the location of the mosquito bites to her general practitioner.

Army of Mom said...

The Discovery Channel's ratings went up when they introduced one of their new season's shows "Gardening, the Natural Way with Karen."

*apparently word verification disagrees: nnayy!

Whacko said...

Looks like a PETA vegitarian commercial to me.

Rodney Dill said...

Never up, never in.

the paperboy said...

♪The Democrats are smoking grass
The Democrats are high on crack
Dirty hippies and orgy chains and lace
Got to keep the moonbats in the race

♪The liberals are in the House
The celebtards are on the loose
Caption This holds their funny faces on the screen
And now the paper boy is getting green♪

the paperboy said...

Welcome to Godda Da Vitta! I'm Vitta.

the paperboy said...

Welcome to Unimatrix Zero. You won't be able to activate your implants, but we can assimilate over here.

the paperboy said...

Marco!
Polo! Found you! Now get on your hands and knees while I "tag" you, then you can be "it".

Army of Dad said...

If there are flowers in her hair this must be San Fransisco.