1. "Ha! And you thought Chris Crocker was Queen of the Fairies!"
2. Sensing a predator's approach, the Naked Prairie Babe lets out a shrill whistle as a warning to the other members of the colony before disappearing into her own burrow.
3. Hillary remakes the LBJ 'flower' ad.
4. Fed up with beagle droppings in their front yards, neighbors in P-Town erect a 'ScareSully.'
5. Subby's prom date would soon be de-flowered.
Best of curly
“You walked into the wrong ‘fairy’ picture, Mr. Sullivan. Try three posts down.”
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Yeah, yeah, yeah... Earth Mother, Gaia, Nature, all that crap... can we bone now?"
Best of Son Of The Godfather
I'm guessing Playboy, circa '77 or '78... I'd know a bit more if the frontal grooming were visible.
Best of Dwight's Writing Manifesto
Slap to the forehead! I coulda had a Vee Skank!
Best of the paperboy
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I don't care if it's poison ivy, I'm going in!
Pointed boobs, flat butt with crack exposed, Roger Ebert and I give this Thursday Babe "two thumbs down"
“As requested: white carnations, pink Stargazer lilies, purple iris, and a purple Matsumoto aster mix with a bottle of chilled Sangiovese Chianti and two 100 mg Viagra tablets. Anything else, you particular m****r f****r?”
Note to self: Some hippies are "good"!
“You walked into the wrong ‘fairy’ picture, Mr. Sullivan. Try three posts down.”
"Yeah, yeah, yeah... Earth Mother, Gaia, Nature, all that crap... can we bone now?"
"Honey, I don't know if you like that pillow, but we're about to render it 'unuseable'."
....Can't....get past.....dirty smelly hippy.......
Due to the higher costs associated with HillaryCare, the Tooth Fairy will have to be replaced by an illegal immigrant.
I'm guessing Playboy, circa '77 or '78... I'd know a bit more if the frontal grooming were visible.
"wallah" or "voila", I don't care, I saw her first.
Stumbling upon the girl in the woods, Gallant excused himself and averted his gaze. Goofus asked her if she'd like to help him "plant some seeds."
"Hi, you don't know me, but your sister at the giant muffin shop said I'd find you here..."
Word Verification: BJGOYR---Um, a Gentile B.J?
"Hi Chlora, my name is Phil."
Hefner always has the best lawn ornaments.
I said: “Honeysuckle.”…She said: “Tulips or hounds tongue?”…I said: “Impatiens; milkweed.”…She said: “Pansy!”
"No, I said the lawn needed more fertilzer, not fertilize her!"
So she's got some kind of fungal growth in her hair... wouldn't stop me.
If the Code Pink skanks all looked like this, we would all be living peaceful lives right now, under Islamic rule.
Submariners usually don't cruise in meadows. But maybe, just this once...
SOTG told me that wasn't originally "flowers" in her hair. Thank goodness for Photoshop!
Pardon me ma'am, but I'm "fairy circle inspector Subby." I must inspect any round openings you might have...
No wonder the hills are alive with the sound of music.
"Well hello there hon, my name is Phil - Phil A. Dendron."
Slap to the forehead!
I coulda had a Vee Skank!
"Those square things on your belly? Just croutons, honey, now just lie back and we'll see if I can't manufacture a little Ranch dressing."
Sunflower? When I said we were going to have a picnic "al dente" I meant, uh, never mind. I think I'll start with pie...
"Bathe her and shave her and have her brought to my tent!" ordered Subby.
word verification is:
butay...heh
Hey, she asked me to go on a picnic, and all she brings is one pink taco!
Hmmm... "It's not nice to f _ _ _ Mother Nature." I think I'll buy a vowel, Pat.
Hef rethought his scratch n sniff issue when testers couldn't make out the flowers over the smelly hippy aroma.
Word verification was scared queer by the image, it told me "iiifag."
If a hippy queefs in the forest, can anyone hear it?
Karen was a bit embarrassed when explaining the location of the mosquito bites to her general practitioner.
The Discovery Channel's ratings went up when they introduced one of their new season's shows "Gardening, the Natural Way with Karen."
*apparently word verification disagrees: nnayy!
Looks like a PETA vegitarian commercial to me.
Never up, never in.
♪The Democrats are smoking grass
The Democrats are high on crack
Dirty hippies and orgy chains and lace
Got to keep the moonbats in the race
♪The liberals are in the House
The celebtards are on the loose
Caption This holds their funny faces on the screen
And now the paper boy is getting green♪
Welcome to Godda Da Vitta! I'm Vitta.
Welcome to Unimatrix Zero. You won't be able to activate your implants, but we can assimilate over here.
Marco!
Polo! Found you! Now get on your hands and knees while I "tag" you, then you can be "it".
If there are flowers in her hair this must be San Fransisco.
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