Sondrak & The Man & Timmah!
1. "You were right, Barbra, they are *So* much more manageable once they've been
2. "... and have 22 young maidens from the village been ex-sanguinated for my beauty bath? Excellent."
3. "Hi, Paris? Yeah, I just wanted to call you, Lindsay, and Brittany and thank you for making a demented old slut like me look classy by comparison."
4. "Guy, I just can't decide between going on another awful tour or making another terrible movie."
5. "Oh, Guy, is there anything better than having 500 milliliters of fetal stem cells coursing through your blood veins? Gawd, I hope they never outlaw partial birth abortion!"