Friday, September 14, 2007

Skanque

Sondrak & The Man & Timmah!

1. "You were right, Barbra, they are *So* much more manageable once they've been

2. "... and have 22 young maidens from the village been ex-sanguinated for my beauty bath? Excellent."

3. "Hi, Paris? Yeah, I just wanted to call you, Lindsay, and Brittany and thank you for making a demented old slut like me look classy by comparison."

4. "Guy, I just can't decide between going on another awful tour or making another terrible movie."

5. "Oh, Guy, is there anything better than having 500 milliliters of fetal stem cells coursing through your blood veins? Gawd, I hope they never outlaw partial birth abortion!"

11 comments:

Son Of The Godfather said...

There ain't NOTHIN' like a virgin in that picture.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Desperately Seeking StemCells

Son Of The Godfather said...

Madonna's youth has been Swept Away

Anonymous said...

Sean, I'll be there as soon as I ditch this no-name loser I married. Wait for me?

Anonymous said...

Sean, get the jet ready - it' still summer in Havana.

Anonymous said...

Madonna realized she would have to hold the right side of her face up for eternity because the botox didn't take.

Jack Reacher said...

Doesn't she look peaceful? Almost life-like.

Jack Reacher said...

Madonna's minder keeps close, ready to catch her should she slip, to guard against hip fractures.

Jack Reacher said...

"Kobe! Thanks for calling. Yeah, yeah, you know me: Still open."

Whacko said...

Madonna alway's carries Guy's testicles around in a little pink bag.

SnarkyOne said...

"Yes! I would love to open for the Rolling Stones. Will they have oxygen and walkers for us all?
I also want it written in my contract that I get a nap between
numbers. And if Eddie van Halen
shows up, I quit."