1. "Hey you kids, get off my diaphragm!" Amanda Marcotte, the Golden Years.
2. It's all fun and games until someone falls off, lands head first on a cement patio, and becomes a lifelong Democrat.
3. "OMG, Mom you were so right. This is SO intense on crystal meth!"
4. "I don't see what Mr. Edwards was on about. This 'bounce and behave' thing i kind of lame."
5. "But how does this part of the interview relate to my duties as a Clinton intern?"Best of Jack Reacher
The Mexican government unveils the structure it intends to install alongside each mile of border fence.
Best of prince of leaves
The warm feeling down her pantleg suddenly reminded Sylvia that she had forgotten to depend on her Depends that morning.
Best of curly
“I’m almost as high as our ever escalating zero down, 100% financed, interest only, sub-prime, five year balloon payment adjustable rate mortgage.”
Best of Submariner
"OK, sweetie; we smoked the 'magic dust' and now it's time to fly!" Grannie was pretty hip, but a lousy baby sitter...
Best of Rodney Dill
If you've ever had a relative die right after saying, "Hey ya'll... watch this!" You just may be a redneck.
Best of sonicfrog
Well, they had to do SOMETHING with Rosie's diaphragm. I mean, she's never really needed it anyway, has she???