Friday, September 07, 2007

Saturday Wholesomeness


1. "Hey you kids, get off my diaphragm!" Amanda Marcotte, the Golden Years.

2. It's all fun and games until someone falls off, lands head first on a cement patio, and becomes a lifelong Democrat.

3. "OMG, Mom you were so right. This is SO intense on crystal meth!"

4. "I don't see what Mr. Edwards was on about. This 'bounce and behave' thing i kind of lame."

5. "But how does this part of the interview relate to my duties as a Clinton intern?"Best of Jack Reacher
The Mexican government unveils the structure it intends to install alongside each mile of border fence.

Best of prince of leaves
The warm feeling down her pantleg suddenly reminded Sylvia that she had forgotten to depend on her Depends that morning.

Best of curly
“I’m almost as high as our ever escalating zero down, 100% financed, interest only, sub-prime, five year balloon payment adjustable rate mortgage.”

Best of Submariner
"OK, sweetie; we smoked the 'magic dust' and now it's time to fly!" Grannie was pretty hip, but a lousy baby sitter...

Best of Rodney Dill
If you've ever had a relative die right after saying, "Hey ya'll... watch this!" You just may be a redneck.

Best of sonicfrog
Well, they had to do SOMETHING with Rosie's diaphragm. I mean, she's never really needed it anyway, has she???

16 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

The Mexican government unveils the structure it intends to install alongside each mile of border fence.

Jack Reacher said...

Eventually they bounced high enough to see the duffle bag of cash that Hsu placed on the roof. Before they could report the find, the girls met with an unfortunate accident.

prince of leaves said...

The warm feeling down her pantleg suddenly reminded Sylvia that she had forgotten to depend on her Depends that morning.

prince of leaves said...

John Edwards smiled warmly when he saw the girls bouncing...one slip, and he'd have the downpayment for his new 75,000-square-foot weekend hideaway.

duke of red said...

Susie's exuberance at bouncing with her grandma ended quickly when Marge broke her hip.

Rodney Dill said...

After the Crane Kung Fu lessions, Dorene was quickly able to show Mumsy who was boss.

Submariner said...

Come give gramma a great big kiss!

curly said...

Next on MSNBC’s “XTreme Toe Tapping”: Presidential candidate John Edwards uses a giant tom tom to attract a large crowd of men.

curly said...

“Your hair looks as bouncy as John Edwards’.”

Submariner said...

ESPN.com -
The Detroit Lions announced they have hired a new tackling coach just in time for the opening game in Oakland.

curly said...

Trampoline tramps lean to the left.

curly said...

“I’m almost as high as our ever escalating zero down, 100% financed, interest only, sub-prime, five year balloon payment adjustable rate mortgage.”

curly said...

Next on “Morphing Cultures”: White people eating Mexican jumping beans.

Submariner said...

"OK, sweetie; we smoked the 'magic dust' and now it's time to fly!"

Grannie was pretty hip, but a lousy baby sitter...

Rodney Dill said...

If you've ever had a relative die right after saying, "Hey ya'll... watch this!" You just may be a redneck.

sonicfrog said...

Well, they had to do SOMETHING with Rosie's diaphragm. I mean, she's never really needed it anyway, has she???