Wednesday, September 12, 2007

People Who Don't Like The War

Zombietime

1. Worst possible name for your pr0n business.

2. "Um, yeah, comrade, did you get the diktat memo from the politburo about the new cover for the TPS reports?"

3. I'M IN UR MEDIA AND UR SCHOOLS AND UR CHURCHES AND UR DEMOCRAT BASE, SCREWIN UP UR COUNTRY

4. "In my fantasy, you have the body of a horse, and really ripped abs."

5. "Hey, Gordon. Can you hand out the lit by yourself for a while. I'm changing into a werewolf."

Best of Jack Reacher
"Hey, have you read these pamphlets we're supposed to be passing out? This socialism stuff is WHACKED!"

Best of Rodney Dill
If you build it, Cindy will come.

Best of Cybrludite
Suzy waited until the photographer went away to garrotte the two commie-symps.

Best of GregMan
"Hey Alger, let's ditch this commie crap and go tarpon fishing instead."

Best of curly
Despite offering 50% off the regular $1.00 price to ‘visit’ Cindy in the ditch, the Socialist Action fundraiser failed to raise any money.

Best of GregMan
Whittaker Chambers looked down fram Heaven and smiled. The communist threat to America certainly wasn't what it used to be. Nevertheless he took the time to hock a loogie on them.

Best of curly
“Dude, I know you have a wide stance and all, but will you quit rubbing my leg with your petite bourgeoisie, slave labor manufactured, capitalist promoting, Nike Air Force 1 Supreme 07’s?”

Best of curly
“Dey's uh, socialist chauvinism, socialist control and integration, democratic socialism, social fascism, socialist imperialism…Dey’s uh…”

Best of The Man
Can you believe the NY Times let us run an ad for our Socialist booth for only $5.32 for a full page, on Sunday, on the front page?

Best of The Man
The Anarchist Action people burned down our other plot.

Best of Army of Dad
"Maybe these are the single squares of TP Cheryl was talking about."

Best of Dwight's Writing Manifesto
"What? Yeah this was the consession booth for Gorki's Polish Dogs an hour ago. That'll teach 'em to bring a security contingent next year!"

27 comments:

Double The U said...

They are not very social and don't seem to be getting much action.

Jack Reacher said...

"Hey, have you read these pamphlets we're supposed to be passing out? This socialism stuff is WHACKED!"

Jack Reacher said...

"Remember: Death to corporate America! Oh, and get me a double latte with chocolate sprinkles when you go to Starbucks."

Rodney Dill said...

If you build it, Cindy will come.

The Man said...

The Capitalist Action people bought up all the good plots, that is why we are way over here.

Cybrludite said...

Suzy waited until the photographer went away to garrotte the two commie-symps.

SNL said...

The New York Times new slogan failed to halt the decline in subscribers

curly said...

If Socialist Action pitches a tent in the forest and no one is around to see it, can I go and kick their commie asses?

GregMan said...

"Hey Alger, let's ditch this commie crap and go tarpon fishing instead."

curly said...

Despite offering 50% off the regular $1.00 price to ‘visit’ Cindy in the ditch, the Socialist Action fundraiser failed to raise any money.

GregMan said...

Whittaker Chambers looked down fram Heaven and smiled. The communist threat to America certainly wasn't what it used to be.

Nevertheless he took the time to hock a loogie on them.

curly said...

“Dude, I know you have a wide stance and all, but will you rubbing my leg with your petite bourgeoisie, slave labor manufactured, capitalist promoting, Nike Air Force 1 Supreme 07’s?”

curly said...

“Dude, I know you have a wide stance and all, but will you quit rubbing my leg with your petite bourgeoisie, slave labor manufactured, capitalist promoting, Nike Air Force 1 Supreme 07’s?”

curly said...

"I personally believe that U.S. capitalists are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our evil nation don't have jobs, and, uh, I believe that our socialism like such as in North Korea and, uh, the Cuba everywhere like, such as and I believe that they should, our socialism over here in amerkkka should help the masses, er, should help Venezuela and should help the Cuba and the North Korea countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our dhimmis."

curly said...

“Dey's uh, socialist chauvinism, socialist control and integration, democratic socialism, social fascism, socialist imperialism…Dey’s uh…”

The Man said...

Can you believe the NY Times let us run an ad for our Socialist booth for only $5.32 for a full page, on Sunday, on the front page?

The Man said...

The Communist Action people kicked us out of other plots, that is why we are way over here.

The Man said...

The Anarchist Action people burned down our other plot.

Army of Dad said...

"Maybe these are the single squares of TP Cheryl was talking about."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Dude, you said there'd be cake."

V the K - Your #1 is a keeper!

Submariner said...

Tell me again; did Komrade Lenin REALLY start this way?

Submariner said...

In back? Is Komrade Katie shatting in woods, proving she is REAL Russian bear...

Chrees said...

You may be a loser if...

this can't get you laid in San Francisco.

Submariner said...

Programs! Get yer programs here - each has been autographed by Katie Couric!

Dwight's Writing Manifesto said...

"What? Yeah this was the consession booth for Gorki's Polish Dogs an hour ago. That'll teach 'em to bring a security contingent next year!"

Anonymous said...

Umm, Greg can you watch the table for me while I take a quick walk to get some air? I'll be back in 4 minutes.

Submariner said...

What - like you'd rather have the Code Pink Harpies manning this booth?