Thursday, September 13, 2007

Nice Pom Poms


1. "Call me lazy, but I get tired jumping up after every score. I wish we were cheerleaders for the Wolverines."

2. "Ow! Who just hit me in the back of the head with hotel keys. Oh, hi, Senator Clinton."
3. "Gimme an 'A' ... Gimme an 'l' ... Gimme a 'Qaeda!' Yea Team!" MoveOn's pep squad warms up the YearlyKos crowd.
4. "It's nice to be out of those burqas Southwest Airlines made us wear."
5. "I'd rather be fishing."


Best of jeff
Karrie and Carla watch a replay demonstrating that their breasts bounce up to 8 inches, not 6 as previously thought.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
With a bod like that, I'm not really concerned if she can find America on a map.

Best of Jack Reacher
"I haven't misplaced my IUD since I started carrying it on my belt."

Best of curly
“It looks like somebody’s beating the hell out of those boys from Socialist Action.”

Best of The Man
Opposing teams now have cheerleaders call in the signs to throw off the Patriots and their spies.

Best of
Steve O

Say, isn't that Rightwingsparkle?

21 comments:

jeff said...

Karrie and Carla watch a replay demonstrating that their breasts bounce up to 8 inches, not 6 as previously thought.

So...how many guys has that horseshoe been lucky for?

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Hey Cindy, check out your jumbos on the Jumbotron!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

With a bod like that, I'm not really concerned if she can find America on a map.

Capt. Queeg said...

OK, I admit it: sometimes I'm a navel gazer.

curly said...

“Here comes the Hilldog now, on her broom!”

curly said...

“It looks like the Cocks just shot their wad.”

curly said...

“I have the power to make my boyfriend’s balls this blue.”

curly said...

“Don’t become misled by my glance to the right. I support the Blue States’ causes.”

curly said...

Janet, the blonde lesbian, kept having affairs with men.

Jack Reacher said...

"My neck's been stuck like this for two days, but my boyfriend says he'll adjust."

Jack Reacher said...

The cheerleaders looked for animal shapes in the clouds, unconcerned that they were in a domed stadium.

Jack Reacher said...

"I haven't misplaced my IUD since I started carrying it on my belt."

curly said...

“It looks like somebody’s beating the hell out of those boys from Socialist Action.”

Van Helsing said...

They adopted the white tops because of the seagulls.

The Man said...

That Patriots guy with the video camera is starting to freak me out.

The Man said...

Opposing teams now have cheerleaders call in the signs to throw off the Patriots and their spies.

Army of Mom said...

Do you smell that Denise? Ewwww, I hate standing downwind of those stinky guys. I can't wait till the quarter ends and we can switch sidelines. Ewwwww.

Submariner said...

Oh, hi Peyton. Nooooo, I didn't find your superbowl ring when I showered...

Submariner said...

Look, Bambi - the second deck fans are falling for you...

Submariner said...

ORA:
"California oranges. Texas cactus. We think your team needs a little practice.
Put 'em in a high chair, feed 'em with a spoon.
Roll 'em up in toilet paper, kick 'em to the Moon!"

Anonymous said...

Say, isn't that Rightwingsparkle?

Steve O