1. "Call me lazy, but I get tired jumping up after every score. I wish we were cheerleaders for the Wolverines."
2. "Ow! Who just hit me in the back of the head with hotel keys. Oh, hi, Senator Clinton."
3. "Gimme an 'A' ... Gimme an 'l' ... Gimme a 'Qaeda!' Yea Team!" MoveOn's pep squad warms up the YearlyKos crowd.
4. "It's nice to be out of those burqas Southwest Airlines made us wear."
5. "I'd rather be fishing."
Best of jeff
Karrie and Carla watch a replay demonstrating that their breasts bounce up to 8 inches, not 6 as previously thought.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
With a bod like that, I'm not really concerned if she can find America on a map.
Best of Jack Reacher
"I haven't misplaced my IUD since I started carrying it on my belt."
Best of curly
“It looks like somebody’s beating the hell out of those boys from Socialist Action.”
Best of The Man
Opposing teams now have cheerleaders call in the signs to throw off the Patriots and their spies.
Best of
Steve O
Say, isn't that Rightwingsparkle?
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Karrie and Carla watch a replay demonstrating that their breasts bounce up to 8 inches, not 6 as previously thought.
So...how many guys has that horseshoe been lucky for?
"Hey Cindy, check out your jumbos on the Jumbotron!"
With a bod like that, I'm not really concerned if she can find America on a map.
OK, I admit it: sometimes I'm a navel gazer.
“Here comes the Hilldog now, on her broom!”
“It looks like the Cocks just shot their wad.”
“I have the power to make my boyfriend’s balls this blue.”
“Don’t become misled by my glance to the right. I support the Blue States’ causes.”
Janet, the blonde lesbian, kept having affairs with men.
"My neck's been stuck like this for two days, but my boyfriend says he'll adjust."
The cheerleaders looked for animal shapes in the clouds, unconcerned that they were in a domed stadium.
"I haven't misplaced my IUD since I started carrying it on my belt."
“It looks like somebody’s beating the hell out of those boys from Socialist Action.”
They adopted the white tops because of the seagulls.
That Patriots guy with the video camera is starting to freak me out.
Opposing teams now have cheerleaders call in the signs to throw off the Patriots and their spies.
Do you smell that Denise? Ewwww, I hate standing downwind of those stinky guys. I can't wait till the quarter ends and we can switch sidelines. Ewwwww.
Oh, hi Peyton. Nooooo, I didn't find your superbowl ring when I showered...
Look, Bambi - the second deck fans are falling for you...
ORA:
"California oranges. Texas cactus. We think your team needs a little practice.
Put 'em in a high chair, feed 'em with a spoon.
Roll 'em up in toilet paper, kick 'em to the Moon!"
Say, isn't that Rightwingsparkle?
Steve O
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