1. "Call me lazy, but I get tired jumping up after every score. I wish we were cheerleaders for the Wolverines."
2. "Ow! Who just hit me in the back of the head with hotel keys. Oh, hi, Senator Clinton."
3. "Gimme an 'A' ... Gimme an 'l' ... Gimme a 'Qaeda!' Yea Team!" MoveOn's pep squad warms up the YearlyKos crowd.
4. "It's nice to be out of those burqas Southwest Airlines made us wear."
5. "I'd rather be fishing."
Best of jeff
Karrie and Carla watch a replay demonstrating that their breasts bounce up to 8 inches, not 6 as previously thought.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
With a bod like that, I'm not really concerned if she can find America on a map.
Best of Jack Reacher
"I haven't misplaced my IUD since I started carrying it on my belt."
Best of curly
“It looks like somebody’s beating the hell out of those boys from Socialist Action.”
Best of The Man
Opposing teams now have cheerleaders call in the signs to throw off the Patriots and their spies.
Say, isn't that Rightwingsparkle?