1. A new study in the New England Journal of Medicine conclusively links excessive masturbation and dyslexia.
2. The competition for "Miss Nude Verification Word" proceeds to the semi-final round.
3. At about the eleven o'clock position you can see where the disembodied head from the Glamour Shotz version of Rosie O'Donnell was photoshopped into the picture.
4. The European Nude Scrabble Team prepares to pounce on a triple word score.
5. This one's really gonna stump Miss South Carolina.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Everything to przyszlosci. batch woman. Poland is not woman. as well small potatoes until ulteriorly."
Best of Dickey Swollenz
I can't buy the woman in back a vowel, so instead I'll just show her my 'oh face' later tonight
Best of Jack Reacher
Fortunately, you say "giggity" the same in all languages.
Best of Submariner
I don't wanna, but I think I HAVE to buy a vowel if I want ANY chance at solving this puzzel, Pat...
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Left to right, top to bottom (click to expand):
Rosie O'Donut (very Photoshopped)
Meredith Viera
Mrs.Partridge
Jack Black
Martha Stuart's grandaughter
The freaky chick from Firefly
Mom?
Best of attmay
Whilt Turkish Wizard of Oz and Turkish Star Wars were pretty poor ripoffs of the American originals, Turkish Desperate Housewives was clearly an improvement.
Best of Army of Mom
Kobiet, I'm open!
Best of Submariner
Ralphie was completely disillusioned; his Little Orphan Annie super decoder ring translated their message as simply "Be sure to drink your Ovaltine."
26 comments:
When Curly drinks enough to slur “i nic do ukrycia”, that means the Code Pink hags look good enough to take home.
Even Alan Greenspan would agree: Thursdays ain’t what they used to be.
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Translation:
"Warning! You can only read this because you are drunk. My brothers are holding this sign."
The competition for "Miss Nude Verification Word" proceeds to the semi-final round.
HA!
SOTG math:
1 red-headed babe w/side boob + nip > 7 partially exposed wymen trying to "make a statement".
Actual interwebs translation:
"Everything to przyszlosci. batch woman. Poland is not woman. as well small potatoes until ulteriorly."
I can't buy the woman in back a vowel, so instead I'll just show her my 'oh face' later tonight
Fortunately, you say "giggity" the same in all languages.
The shares of Berlitz stock soared to new heights with the advent of their new phrase book ad campaign.
Translation:
Take good look at Polish babetkos.
Understanding is great, no? You tap this, no?
Signed, The Defense Counsel for German Reparations of the Second World War.
I don't wanna, but I think I HAVE to buy a vowel if I want ANY chance at solving this puzzel, Pat...
The way they've covered up, Kobe must be in town.
Their message ins't quite as clear as I'd like.
sonicfrog said...
Their message ins't quite as clear as I'd like.
Come on, Sonic... I've been to your blog! heh ;)
Left to right, top to bottom (click to expand):
Rosie O'Donut (very Photoshopped)
Meredith Viera
Mrs.Partridge
Jack Black
Martha Stuart's grandaughter
The freaky chick from Firefly
Mom?
Whilt Turkish Wizard of Oz and Turkish Star Wars were pretty poor ripoffs of the American originals, Turkish Desperate Housewives was clearly an improvement.
A government grant lets researchers study why Slovak porn site don't get any hits.
Steve O
Ile to kosztuje? Daj mi to.
Nie mogę bez Ciebie żyć. Zgoda!
Steve O
Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul,
ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.
Polish burkas.
Polish Feminists.
Kobiet, I'm open!
Now I know why the gals in the back row are frowning:
Notice how we only see one hand of the girls on each end; they're giving, but not getting back. The girls next them who are getting are clearly disgusted by the appearance of the girls doing 'em. And, the chick in the middle? She ain't getting any.
Gals on the front row: clearly happy by their position choice.
Ralphie was completely disillusioned; his Little Orphan Annie super decoder ring translated their message as simply "Be sure to drink your Ovaltine."
DRUDGEBREAKING...
Divine Miss M caused an international incident today when she repo'd the Polish team's mud suits for paying in "funny money."
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