Monday, September 17, 2007

More From the Bad Newz Kennelz

AP Photo/Kevin Sanders


1. The Wicked Witch orders her flying monkeys to capture Dorothy*.

2. "Does this smell like Sheehan to you?"

3. "Thank you for your generous $200,000 donations to my campaign, Mrs Wang, Mrs Chun, and Miss Deng."

4. "... and I support Illegal Immigrant Amnesty because I think it's high time another minority group leap-frogged ahead of African-Americans in socio-economic development."

5. "I like your choices, Mrs Clinton, you made some very *big* decisions."

Best of Whacko
"...and ladies, with just a flick of the wrist, the booger just flies off!"

Best of Submariner
Men's room? That way... You might need to light as match.

Best of Jay Guevara
"I picked this one just for you, wiseass."

Best of Submariner
♪ Get.Down.
Boogee-oogee-oogee.
Get.Down.♪

Best of Rodney Dill
"Ok, That was a queef and now I smell cigar, which one of you..."

Best of Robert
Ms. Voldemort doesn't need her wand to cast the torture curse. A look will do.

Best of curly
Thought bubble of Klingon woman behind Hill’s index finger: “If she points that finger at me, it’ll take a village to pull it out of her ass.”

Best of Army of Dad
"I find your lack of faith disturbing"



* And then Dawn's head exploded.

24 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

Senator Clinton always checks the prevaling winds before casting a vote.

metalgarth said...

It's even less likely that she "didn't have relations with that woman"...

The Man said...

Little did Hillary know, she was not the only one given a pearl necklace by Bill on their anniversary.

Brian_in_MA said...

"And I tells ya'all tham I'm gonna use mai black voice when I'm runnin' the countray. Don't you worry none.

Now get me a ***ng martini waitor servant boy and make it snappy!"

Whacko said...

"...and ladies, with just a flick of the wrist, the booger just flies off!"

Submariner said...

Men's room? That way...

Submariner said...

No contribution?
Imus was right about you people*





*and then Dawn's head exploded.

Again.

Submariner said...

Trust me, Coach; scraping with an index finger then wiping with a moist towlette will eliminate your DingleBerry problems...

Submariner said...

Usama Obama? uh-uh.

Anonymous said...

Now ya'll is good Democrats and ya'll ain't gonna get uppity like that Condee gal, right?

Jay Guevara said...

"I picked this one just for you, wiseass."

Submariner said...

♪ Get.Down.
Boogee-oogee-oogee.
Get.Down.♪
Look, I just can't boogee no more without a nose-bleed...

Submariner said...

uh-uh-uuhhhh, Wolf. We don't use the phrase "nationalized health care."

Rodney Dill said...

"Ok, That was a queef and now I smell cigar, which one of you..."

Robert said...

Ms. Voldemort doesn't need her wand to cast the torture curse. A look will do.

Submariner said...

"Billy Bob Thornton!"
The Hilldawg was the master at charades...

Submariner said...

ORA:

Blood and souls for my Lord Arioch!

curly said...

In Curly’s reoccurring minimalistic, Fellini-esc nightmare, President Hilldog repeatedly shows which of her fingers will be inches away from the button that will launch the nuclear holocaust.

curly said...

Thought bubble of Klingon woman behind Hill’s index finger: “If she points that finger at me, it’ll take a village to pull it out of her ass.”

curly said...

The Hilldog addresses a gathering of some of Bill’s former dalliances.

curly said...

Celebrity clenis bragging: next on Oprah.

Army of Dad said...

"I find your lack of faith disturbing"

The crowd was awed that Hillary had learned some new tricks since Vince Foster.

Rodney Dill said...

"ARRRRRRR"

GOP & College said...

"Hey Mrs. Clinton, do you smell some up-dog?"