Monday, September 17, 2007

Monday One Shot

The Man

1. "Now, I want to see both of you hanging loose behind my tight end."


Best of Son Of The Godfather
The best tackles in the NFL... They cling on to the unfortunate receiver, and never seem to let go.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Q: What do you get if you divide their circumferences by their diameters?
A: DingleBerry Pi.

Best of duke of red
When Dingle and Berry finally split up, it was a hair-pulling, painful time.

Best of Submariner
"Uh, Coach? What'd ya do wit' Roids?"

Best of Jack Reacher
There was a brief disturbance as Sully tried to slip between them.

Best of Submariner
Whadaya say that after the game we head over to Avalon Manor and see about cleanin' the ol' rosebuds?

Best of jbinnout
Players no. 91 and 94, (Goode and Duncan)secretly hated line coach Sully for making them sit in numerical order.

Best of curly
This half time show brought to you by Sheryl Crow.

Best of Capt. Queeg
"What are you two doing hanging around here? Get off your butts!"

23 comments:

Whacko said...

Second stringers for the Mountainieers are:
# 94 - Dick
# 95 - Weed

Submariner said...

PLEASE Coach; no more dirty cracks, ok?

Submariner said...

Probably ends...

Son Of The Godfather said...

Is it any wonder they've had trouble hiring a towel boy?

Son Of The Godfather said...

The best tackles in the NFL... They cling on to the unfortunate receiver, and never seem to let go.

Son Of The Godfather said...

ORA:
"A Dingle ate my baby!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Q: What do you get if you divide their circumferences by their diameters?

A: DingleBerry Pi.

Son Of The Godfather said...

OK ladies, I hear Berry is married, but Dingle is single!

duke of red said...

WE'RE ON UR BENCH, REMNANTS OF UR DOODIES.

duke of red said...

When Dingle and Berry finally split up, it was a hair-pulling, painful time.

Submariner said...

"Uh, Coach? What'd ya do wit' Roids?"

Submariner said...

Poot. You ARE the WeakestLink. To the SHOWERS you go.

Submariner said...

Andrew simpered; "I could fix that for you..."

Jack Reacher said...

There was a brief disturbance as Sully tried to slip between them.

Dan said...

Not a caption, but I just wanted to point out that it's a REAL photo as both of these guys are on the '07 West Virginia roster!

sixdegreesofblondness said...

ORA: "I love a massive in the MOOORRRnnniiiing...!"

attmay said...

That's what we all thought when Manilow refused to appear on The View with Elisabeth Hasselbeck.

Submariner said...

Whadaya say that after the game we head over to Avalon Manor and see about cleanin' the ol' rosebuds?

jbinnout said...

Players no. 91 and 94, (Goode and Duncan)secretly hated line coach Sully for making them sit in numerical order.

curly said...

This half time show brought to you by Sheryl Crow.

curly said...

Dingle and Berry: where the two Americas come together.

Capt. Queeg said...

"What are you two doing hanging around here? Get off your butts!"

Anonymous said...

Only at WVU would this happen.....GO VT!!!