Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Meanwhile, Back With Socialism's D-Student

Ass Press/Charlie Neibergall via Sondra K
1. Addressing a rally in his home state of Delaware, Joe Biden makes a point to thank both of his supporters.

2. "... and by positioning myself between the far left whackos of MoveOn and the extreme left maniacs of DailyKos, I represent the center of the Democratic party."

3. "So, then, you brush it back over your head and, voila, the perfect comb-over."

4. "Hey! Get these flags out of here! We're Democrats!"

5. "Walk like an Egyptian!"

Best of Rodney Dill
"Yes, I can attest that Craig's stance is about yay wide."

Best of Double The U
...two in the front of the plane, two over the wings and two in the rear of the plane...

Best of The Man
Well technically there is only 1 media microphone here, I bought the other 3 from Radio Shack.

Best of Jack Reacher
"So you can retreat one way, or another. The important thing is to retreat."

Best of Jack Reacher
Great; another duck with a microphone.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"I believe my relevance went out through one of those doors."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Senator, could you kindly point out who you plagiarized today's speech from?"

Best of attmay
♪ I'm a little teapot, short and stout,
Here is my handle,
No wait, here is my handle...

What? Those are spouts?!?!?

Good god this is confusing!

Best of Army of Dad
"Instead of using guns people should just point their fingers like this showing the criminals you know who they are!"

Best of metalgarth
Biden found working part time for the NY Jets as 'signal consultant' a much better use of his Sundays than mowing his yard.

Best of Submariner
When performed properly, Crane move is unstoppable, Hillary-san...

27 comments:

Rodney Dill said...


It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A...

Rodney Dill said...

"Yes, I can attest that Craig's stance is about yay wide."

Double The U said...

...two in the front of the plane, two over the wings and two in the rear of the plane...

ms said...

This is flag and red stripes means communism, ummm sorry I mean, blood that we die for.

Rodney Dill said...

"...and I want to set a clear direction for America... that way... or er, uh, that way..."

The Man said...

Well technically there is only 1 media microphone here, I bought the other 3 from Radio Shack.

The Man said...

Hey Kobe, she and he are open.

The Man said...

I learned this move from Andrew Sullivan. It's called the Fleet Week Tweak.

curly said...

The difference between a bidet and Biden: one removes fecal matter while the other attracts it.

curly said...

“…it’s just like what Bill told Monica, ‘quit your Biden, you’re hurting me’.”

Jack Reacher said...

"So you can retreat one way, or another. The important thing is to retreat."

Jack Reacher said...

Great; another duck with a microphone.

Submariner said...

"Hey Joe; what did you see when the Hilldog used the Senate men's room?"

curly said...

Joe Biden, marionette of the commie far-left, performs a pre-speech string tension test with his hidden puppet master, George Soros.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"I believe my relevance went out through one of those doors."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"I'm squishing all your heads..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Senator, could you kindly point out who you plagiarized today's speech from?"

attmay said...

♪ I'm a little teapot, short and stout,
Here is my handle,
No wait, here is my handle...

What? Those are spouts?!?!?

Good god this is confusing!

Army of Dad said...

"Instead of using guns people should just point their fingers like this showing the criminals you know who they are!"

"Of course that doesn't make sense none of my other positions do either!"

metalgarth said...

Biden found working part time for the NY Jets as 'signal consultant' a much better use of his Sundays than mowing his yard.

Submariner said...

That's right. There I was between Rosie and Ellen in the Daily Show green room. Yes folks - I was the boy with a finger in TWO dykes; (until Rosie kicked my ass when she realized it wasn't Ellen...)

curly said...

"You cannot hang out in a 7-11 or Dunkin Donuts bathroom stall unless you have a slight Indian accent…”

Rodney Dill said...

"ARRRRRRR"

Zeke said...

Biden displays his feared double finger flag stance for the cameras

curly said...

“We need to separate Dingle and Berry so that I can insert my plan into the backside of amerikkka.”

Submariner said...

When performed properly, Crane move is unstoppable, Hillary-san...

Submariner said...

So, when I'M ' ' your President ' ' I promise to * errrr
Sorry Hillary. When I'm ' ' your VICE President... ' '