1. Scared Straight for the 21st Century. Repeated viewing of the Chris Crocker YouTube videos reduced teenage homosexuality by 90%.
2. "Look at that limp lifeless hair," John Edwards hissed. "You're no son of mine!"
3. How nature says, "Please Kick My Ass."
4. "Solidarity Sister Manilow! Elizabeth Hasselback scares me, too."
5. "Let me explain why I'm voting for Ron Paul..."
Best of metalgarth
His audition for the Culture Club tribute band went pretty well, but somehow a duck with a microphone proved to have much more talent.
Best of attmay
♪ I am homo,
Hear me roar,
I am too fruity to ignore
And my wrist's too limp
To go back and pretend
Best of The Man
With all the pressure on him to live up to his dad's name, Jack Bauer Jr. failed his CTU entrance exam and ended up a lowly intern for Senator Craig.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
His alabaster skin blending into the white background is a result of his outrageous flamboyancy... He's sort of a Karma chameleon.
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
I'm pretty, I'm smart, I'm coherent when I film myself...why don't the boys like me, Mom?
Best of divine miss m
Nancy Boy Tuesday and Shirtless Fat Guy Wednesday never caught on quite at Caption This! quite like Hot Babe Thursday.
Best of attmay
I'll take "People LIberace Could Beat Up" for $1,000 please, Alex.
Best of Army of Mom
Courtney Love's paternity suit against Chris Gaines didn't meet any resistance when he saw their love child.
Best of Jack Reacher
The model had a sickness, but not a physical ailment, like smallpox. No, the model had a sickness of the mind. The model was a limp-wristed sissy-boy, and probable Edwards voter to boot.
Best of curly
“Bush lied – I cried until I almost died.”
Best of Submariner
John Edwards was GOOD!
Best of Andy loved her
Look, sugar, you can't name a single Democrat woman that's hotter than me, now, can you? Well alright then; let's go!