Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Leave Brittany Alone! She's a Human Being!


1. Scared Straight for the 21st Century. Repeated viewing of the Chris Crocker YouTube videos reduced teenage homosexuality by 90%.

2. "Look at that limp lifeless hair," John Edwards hissed. "You're no son of mine!"

3. How nature says, "Please Kick My Ass."

4. "Solidarity Sister Manilow! Elizabeth Hasselback scares me, too."

5. "Let me explain why I'm voting for Ron Paul..."



Best of metalgarth
His audition for the Culture Club tribute band went pretty well, but somehow a duck with a microphone proved to have much more talent.

Best of attmay
♪ I am homo,
Hear me roar,
I am too fruity to ignore
And my wrist's too limp
To go back and pretend

Best of The Man
With all the pressure on him to live up to his dad's name, Jack Bauer Jr. failed his CTU entrance exam and ended up a lowly intern for Senator Craig.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
His alabaster skin blending into the white background is a result of his outrageous flamboyancy... He's sort of a Karma chameleon.

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
I'm pretty, I'm smart, I'm coherent when I film myself...why don't the boys like me, Mom?

Best of divine miss m
Nancy Boy Tuesday and Shirtless Fat Guy Wednesday never caught on quite at Caption This! quite like Hot Babe Thursday.

Best of attmay
I'll take "People LIberace Could Beat Up" for $1,000 please, Alex.

Best of Army of Mom
Courtney Love's paternity suit against Chris Gaines didn't meet any resistance when he saw their love child.

Best of Jack Reacher
The model had a sickness, but not a physical ailment, like smallpox. No, the model had a sickness of the mind. The model was a limp-wristed sissy-boy, and probable Edwards voter to boot.

Best of curly
“Bush lied – I cried until I almost died.”

Best of Submariner
John Edwards was GOOD!

Best of Andy loved her
Look, sugar, you can't name a single Democrat woman that's hotter than me, now, can you? Well alright then; let's go!

27 comments:

Whacko said...

I've looked this photo over closely but I'm darned If I can see a breast in there anywhere. Or am I missing something?

duke of red said...

Dang, she's pretty.

duke of red said...

I stand corrected. HE is pretty.

metalgarth said...

His audition for the Culture Club tribute band went pretty well, but somehow a duck with a microphone proved to have much more talent.

attmay said...

♪ I am homo,
Hear me roar,
I am too fruity to ignore
And my wrist's too limp
To go back and pretend

'Cause I'm such an awful bore
And for Democrats a whore
And eventually I'll get it in the end. ♪

attmay said...

CapThis Thursday by special guest blogger GayPatriot.

Anonymous said...

Who knew Paul Raposo was such a big Brittany Spears fan?

The Man said...

Sully's all dressed up and has nowhere to go.

The Man said...

With all the pressure on him to live up to his dad's name, Jack Bauer Jr. failed his CTU entrance exam and ended up a lowly intern for Senator Craig.

The Man said...
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The Man said...

Gap unveils it's new line of clothing which only makes it harder to determine what side of the store you should be shopping on.

Son Of The Godfather said...

I just knew Robert Plant slept with those "Addicted To Love" girls.

Son Of The Godfather said...

His alabaster skin blending into the white background is a result of his outrageous flamboyancy... He's sort of a Karma chameleon.

and I HIGHLY recommend Chris's Brittany video on You Tube... I'm still recovering from laughing!

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

I'm pretty, I'm smart, I'm coherent when I film myself...why don't the boys like me, Mom?

divine miss m said...

Nancy Boy Tuesday and Shirtless Fat Guy Wednesday never caught on quite at Caption This! quite like Hot Babe Thursday.

attmay said...

I'll take "People LIberace Could Beat Up" for $1,000 please, Alex.

Army of Mom said...

Courtney Love's paternity suit against Chris Gaines didn't meet any resistance when he saw their love child.

Jack Reacher said...

The model had a sickness, but not a physical ailment, like smallpox. No, the model had a sickness of the mind. The model was a limp-wristed sissy-boy, and probable Edwards voter to boot.

Jack Reacher said...

"Have you seen my dog? He's white, about yea tall, and wears pink panties."

curly said...

“Bush lied – I cried until I almost died.”

curly said...

Fags -- Not Body Bags

curly said...

CAA (Cliché Abuse Alert): “I’m always open for you, Kobe honey.”

(Paper mache sashay, I say)

curly said...

The correct cap to finish the rhyming phrase “Red, white and blue…” would be:

a. “how ‘bout Silky Pony’s new doo”.
b. “keep rubbing my leg with your shoe”.
c. “don’t Bogart that glue”.
d. “I hate the evil Bushitler’s bigoted, homophobic/transphobic, Islamophobic policies more than you.”

Submariner said...

John Edwards was GOOD!

Andy loved her said...

Look, sugar, you can't name a single Democrat woman that's hotter than me, now, can you? Well alright then; let's go!

Submariner said...

Johnny Weir was appalled - "Do your roots, honey!"

CJ said...

Hey, John Kerry, got another Taser?