Monday, September 03, 2007

The L Word*

Sondra K (A Kerjillion Thanks)


1. "Oh, hi Hill. I almost didn't recognize you without the leather mask and the strap-on."

2. "I just hope when it's Bill's turn, he goes quietly, and not crying like a little p*ssy like Vince Foster."

3. "Yeah, Hill, I don't see what the big deal is either. I get $200,000 checks from lower middle class Chinese families all the time."

4. "OK, Ellen. You can come out to the media about our special relationship. But first, how about a walk in Fort Marcie Park... just for old times sake."

5. "You know, Hill, I had Edwards on my show, and he gave me some great tips for dealing with crow's feet and those big old nasty bags under the eyes. Just sayin'"

Best of Jack Reacher
"That's good, Hil, keep maintaining eye contact. I think you're pretty much over that staring-at-my-breasts fixation."

Best of curly
“If one of them toe tapping fags came onto me while I was using the men’s room, I’ld deck him!”

Best of Double the U
What?! You stay away from my daughter...ummmm ... Chelsea ... or else!

Best of Jay Guevara
"Let's not have a scene, Ellen, not here, not now, OK?"

Best of Van Helsing
"Not to worry, Janet isn't in a position to send in paramilitary units to abduct people at gunpoint anymore. Besides, she doesn't have to know about our little trysts…"

Best of Kaptain
"No, Senator Clinton, I don't know what you mean by you wanting me to be in your licker cabinet?"

Best of Submariner
...so then Dawn asks me to go shopping with her. Can you believe it? Me? At OLD NAVY? ! ?

Best of divine miss m
"Soft centers, hard centers...I like all the chocolates in the box."

Best of Steve O
"So... does Janet know?"


*Leftists!

25 comments:

Whacko said...

"Say, Ellen, think you can line me up with that little Miss Teen South Carolina for a night of, you know, geography?"

Jack Reacher said...

"That's good, Hil, keep maintaining eye contact. I think you're pretty much over that staring-at-my-breasts fixation."

Jack Reacher said...

"Hil, when you say Mine is longer than yours, please tell me you're talking about hair."

the doyle said...

Wow, Ellen, I prefer the hairless ones too.

curly said...

“If one of them toe tapping fags came onto me while I was using the men’s room, I’ld deck him!”

curly said...

“Ellen, your outfit screams ‘I am the anti-Edwards’!”

curly said...

“I misspelled the ExtraCARE signs; they should read ExtraCAIR.”

Kaptain said...

"Ever since I had that little discussion with my staff, there haven't been any more misspelled signs in my vicinity. Isn't that right, Security Detail Person Whatever-The-Hell-Your-Name-Is John?"
"You've robbed me of my soul, Miss Hillary."

Double the U said...

What?! You stay away from my daughter...ummmm Chelsea or else!

Jay Guevara said...

Rewarmed one: "Let's not have a scene, Ellen, not here, not now, OK?"

Van Helsing said...

"Not to worry, Janet isn't in a position to send in paramilitary units to abduct people at gunpoint anymore. Besides, she doesn't have to know about our little trysts…"

Rodney Dill said...

"I see we forgot our makeup today Senator Clinton... but I'm still really turned on."

Kaptain said...

"No, Senator Clinton, I don't know what you mean by you wanting me to be in your licker cabinet?"

(Sorry, V the K, this one may be pushing the boundaries of bad taste - no pun intended.)

Submariner said...

I'm a queefin' but you're supposed to be a grinnin.' Please try a little harder to get your role right.

Submariner said...

...so then Dawn asks me to go shopping with her. Can you believe it? Me? At OLD NAVY? ! ?

Submariner said...

...and after the bathroom break, they give me an honory membership to Avalon Manor...

Submariner said...

How do I explain Chelsea?
Three words - Bill, specimen cup.

Submariner said...

First agenda objective after I'm elected? Tough one; but probably to have Roberts legally OK the elimination of the "Clinton" name.

divine miss m said...

"Soft centers, hard centers...I like all the chocolates in the box."

racerboy said...

"You know I'm just using you to get to your constituents."
"That's OK, Ellen, I still love you"

racerboy said...

ORA: ♫"I love to hear you moralize...
When I'm between your thighs...
You blow me away!!!"♫

Anonymous said...

"So... does Janet know?"

Steve O

curly said...

“You’re my right hand man, Hill.”

Submariner said...

Why yes, I DO want "a lover with a slow hand." Know one?

Son Of The Godfather said...

I don't know why you folks are posting all these nasty comments... She's a pretty talented comedian!... And the gal on her left has her own talk show.