Sondra K (A Kerjillion Thanks)
1. "Oh, hi Hill. I almost didn't recognize you without the leather mask and the strap-on."
2. "I just hope when it's Bill's turn, he goes quietly, and not crying like a little p*ssy like Vince Foster."
3. "Yeah, Hill, I don't see what the big deal is either. I get $200,000 checks from lower middle class Chinese families all the time."
4. "OK, Ellen. You can come out to the media about our special relationship. But first, how about a walk in Fort Marcie Park... just for old times sake."
5. "You know, Hill, I had Edwards on my show, and he gave me some great tips for dealing with crow's feet and those big old nasty bags under the eyes. Just sayin'"
Best of Jack Reacher
"That's good, Hil, keep maintaining eye contact. I think you're pretty much over that staring-at-my-breasts fixation."
Best of curly
“If one of them toe tapping fags came onto me while I was using the men’s room, I’ld deck him!”
Best of Double the U
What?! You stay away from my daughter...ummmm ... Chelsea ... or else!
Best of Jay Guevara
"Let's not have a scene, Ellen, not here, not now, OK?"
Best of Van Helsing
"Not to worry, Janet isn't in a position to send in paramilitary units to abduct people at gunpoint anymore. Besides, she doesn't have to know about our little trysts…"
Best of Kaptain
"No, Senator Clinton, I don't know what you mean by you wanting me to be in your licker cabinet?"
Best of Submariner
...so then Dawn asks me to go shopping with her. Can you believe it? Me? At OLD NAVY? ! ?
Best of divine miss m
"Soft centers, hard centers...I like all the chocolates in the box."
Best of Steve O
"So... does Janet know?"