1. John Edwards new campaign poster targeted the key Democrat constituencies of hardline communists and NAMBLA members.
2. Ang Lee's Reds.
3. Barney Frank's campaign poster won him another Massachusetts landslide, a half dozen restraining orders, and a MoveOn-dot-org "Man of the Year" Award.
4. In 1986, the Soviet Government tried to reassure the people of Chernobyl that they could still be buff athletes despite having deformed twins growing out of their hips.
5. The emergence of a long-secret communist kiddie-pr0n movie from early in Arnold Schwarzeneggar's career doomed him in the Republican Party, but made him an unstoppable favorite in the race for Mayor of San Francisco.
Best of The Man
Andrew Sullivansky did what he was told, sit on uncle Boris' lap and talk about the first thing that comes up.
Best of Jack Reacher
Goofus begged off from visiting weird Cousin Ray, but told Gallant to be sure to admire Ray's muscles.
Best of Jack Reacher
Pranksters told John Edwards that the caption translates as "Real men moisturize."
Edwards said "I told you so!"
Best of Whacko
"Yeah, you do have impressive muscles but my dad still says you're a raging queen."
Best of Jack Reacher
It was pretty obvious why "Andrew Sullivan's Day Care Centre" never really got off the ground.
Best of Submariner
You like, Timmy? We visit Blue Oyster now - no?
Best of Submariner
Why John-boy! You've been working out since you went to Columbia!
Best of duke of red
In Soviet Russia, little boys grope YOU.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Brokebackski CubScoutski
Best of Army of Dad
Here we have an old poster from the East German woman's athletic program.
Best of Submariner
You complete me, mini-tovaritch.
Best of Silhouette
"I will use muscle to finally defeat moose and squirrel."
Best of Submariner
Is it only me or does every word in cyrillic look like "Kaopectate?"
Best of attmay
"Well what do you expect when all our women look like Boris Yeltsin?"
33 comments:
San Francisco, 2012.
Andrew Sullivansky did what he was told, sit on uncle Boris' lap and talk about the first thing that comes up.
jeff said...
San Francisco, 2012.
Actually, Jeff, I think you're about 40 years late on that estimate...
General Petraus or General Йцяутм яу?
When Neverland Ranch property was sold to satisfy tax leins, it was discovered that Michael Jackson collected a very specific type of communist propaganda poster.
Goofus begged off from visiting weird Cousin Ray, but told Gallant to be sure to admire Ray's muscles.
Pranksters told John Edwards that the captain translates as "Real men moisturize."
Edwards said "I told you so!"
"Yeah, you do have impressive muscles but my dad still says you're a raging queen."
It was pretty obvious why "Andrew Sullivan's Day Care Centre" never really got off the ground.
You like, Timmy? We visit Blue Oyster now - no?
Hillary scoffed; "Mine's bigger..."
Why John-boy! You've been working out since you went to Columbia!
In Soviet Russia, little boys grope YOU.
Todays verification word - qeguapo Gasp! The Mecksicans are even taking over at V the K!!!
Вы говорите NAMBLA?
Sub, I was totally gonna do the John Boy ref! Nice.
Brokebackski CubScoutski
Here we have an old poster from the East German woman's athletic program.
You complete me, mini-tovaritch.
"I will use muscle to finally defeat moose and squirrel."
Following AoD's lead:
East German shotputter, Helga, showed how even in the early 1900s, women could do it all - Olympian, mother, steroid-abuser ...
Stop feeling me up kid, you're grossing me out ... I oughtta ....
Den, I told him, stop feeling muscle little man. You study manifesto. You grow up, be great dictator. No, no, no. Not dick taster. Dictator. Dere is difference, son.
"But you left bicep is so flabby. What are you doing that only exercises your right hand, Uncle Ivan."
I wish I knew how to quitski you.
"Gee, Politburomember Frankski. How kind of you to work so hard to find me a good home in America with that nice John Edwards.”
Translation: "Gratuitous Physical Abuse Strengthens The Youth For Defending The Glorious Revolution!"
"How about we play a little game of 'Hide The Prole', Ivanchka?"
In Soviet Russia, muscle flexes you.
Like stagflation, until it happened it was considered impossible that CapThis! could suffer a shortage of vowels and hot babes at the same time.
Subby's deep thought for Saturday:
Is it only me or does every word in cyrillic look like "Kaopectate?"
Rosie Riveter wants we go do it. No? Good boy.
"Well what do you expect when all our women look like Boris Yeltsin?"
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