1. It may seem harsh, but it's the only way she's going to learn not to pee on the pitch.
2. "Call Me. (signed) Hillary"
3. ORA: "This tastes like a hybrid, a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia."
4. In DNC Soccer Action, Hillary's "Turf Munchers" wiped the floor with John Edwards "Limp-Wristed Sissy Boys."
5. Suddenly, Ellen was reminded of her wild one-night fling with the vegan brownie girl.
Best of Chrees
Lay There Like Posh
Best of Brian_in_MA
Soccer throughout History: "Madness? This is SPARTA!"
Best of curly
“…In other news, a young girl was thrown from a crashed taxi and on to a soccer field...”
Best of curly
“Yuck! Centaur poop!”
Best of curly
“Thank goodness for my new ‘Sniff-and-Find’ contact lenses” said the very near sighted Sally.
Best of The Man
Kobe, I'm opemmmgffffff
Best of The Man
Lindsey Lohan was soon off the Mountain Oaks Rehab soccer team after snorting the entire midfield line.
Best of curly
The call to prayer came at an awkward time for Fatima.
Best of Army of Mom
Susie was preparing early on to give her children the Catholic mommy guilt. Go ahead, walk all over me, she was often heard repeating.
Best of Army of Mom
Coach found it harder and harder to instruct his special needs team members.
Best of Army of Mom
Coach made a note to cancel the pre-game yoga meditations when Sally got stressed and started assuming positions that were probably not appropriate in the middle of the game.
Best of Army of Mom
Sally, hot on the scent of lusty lesbo soccer players couldn't resist the urge to track them and pounce.
Best of duke of red
Sally, having lost all use of her arms and legs, was reduced to using her teeth to pull herself around the soccer field.
Best of Submariner
World cup players are generally cranky when someone shows up with any brand but Vodaphone...
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Movie remakes:
When Nike met Adidas
Lay There Like Posh
Soccer throughout History: "Madness? This is SPARTA!"
“…In other news, a young girl was thrown from a crashed taxi and on to a soccer field...”
“Yuck! Centaur poop!”
Life is as hard at the Hilldog’s Intern Bootcamp.
“…and the Cocks went on to win the game 5 to 0.”
The Hilldog’s intern’s thought bubble: “If I keep digging lower and lower, I may come up with another talking point for my stern Mistress.”
“Thank goodness for my new ‘Sniff-and-Find’ contact lenses” said the very near sighted Sally.
Kobe, I'm opemmmgffffff
Lindsey Lohan was soon off the Mountain Oaks Rehab soccer team after snorting the entire midfield line.
While considered essential in pro golf, the idea of caddies in soccer never quite caught on.
The call to prayer came at an awkward time for Fatima.
Even though the looks like natural grass I guess it is really carpet.
"If there's grass on the field..."
"Hey! I really am crushing your head!"
So, Eva, this is what I will look like while pleasuring you. Satisfied, no?
Susie was preparing early on to give her children the Catholic mommy guilt. Go ahead, walk all over me, she was often heard repeating.
Coach couldn't understand the huge attendance by the boys at the university, but he was pleased nonetheless.
COACH: Sally, I meant keep your eye on the ball figuratively!
Coach found it harder and harder to instruct his special needs team members.
Sally took Sheniqua's playing advice of being on a the "down low" a little too literally.
Coach made a note to cancel the pre-game yoga meditations when Sally got stressed and started assuming positions that were probably not appropriate in the middle of the game.
Dan was disappointed when the rufies he slipped Sally took effect the day after the party.
However, Lisa the Lesbo on the soccer team was quite pleased. Yes, quite pleased.
The frat boys in the bleachers high-fived one another when they learned their experiment subjects responded as trained to the cheers of 'munch that carpet.' Professor Smith's lessons on Pavlov had never gotten such strong attention before.
Oh dear, Bob, I thought when Sally called, she said she thought she was a thespian. This is worse than I thought.
Sally suddenly realized that she was a hunting dog in a previous life. She also realized why she liked it when her sex partners called her a b!tch.
After the game, Sally was approached by the circus for a job as the human pretzel.
Sally, hot on the scent of lusty lesbo soccer players couldn't resist the urge to track them and pounce.
Sally, having lost all use of her arms and legs, was reduced to using her teeth to pull herself around the soccer field.
Oh, so THAT'S what they mean when they say "Bend it like Beckham"!
Evidently, Reynaldo didn't take too kindly to having HIS balls taking a "header."
World cup players are generally cranky when someone shows up with any brand but Vodaphone...
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