Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Hero of the Left


1. ♫ One Is The Loneliest Number That You'll Ever Do...♫ - Dinnerjacket followed up his speech with Karaoke night with Columbia College Democrats.

2. Shame on you Jan and Marcia! Shame! Shame! Shame!

3. "So, it doesn't bother you that I want to kill all the Jews, and I'm personally responsible for the murder of your soldiers, and I have little girls hanged for resisting rape... but then you get pissy when I diss the homos? Dudes, your country is f**ked up."

4. "Leave Britney Alone! She's a Human!"

5. "I've already cured one lesbian. Now, give me a shot at Hillary!"

Best of Double The U
and now, an Iranian with a tape recorder up his nose.

Best of curly
“There are no homosexuals in Iran, at least judging by the lack of action in the men’s room at Tehran International.”

Best of jbinnout
"Now I want you to listen very carefully, I.Never.Had.Sexual.Relations.With.That.Woman Miss Baaaaaaa baaaaaa"

Best of Jack Reacher
"That bathroom, upstairs? What's the deal with the narrow stalls? I mean, I'm a guy with a wide stance..."

Best of Army of Dad
Pull my finger and if Allah wills it I will poison this entire crowd with my personal mustard gas.

Best of Army of Dad
Stop me if you have heard this one. So a nun walks up to a muslim TSA employee...

Best of curly
“Send Number 47 to my personal interrogation room, immediately.”

Best of Shayne
"Notre Dame is #1!"

Best of Submariner
He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

Best of Submariner
"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"

42 comments:

duke of red said...

So, Ammadirtyb@stard, how many Jews do you think actually died during the "Holocaust"?

Double The U said...

and now, an Iranian with a tape recorder up his nose.

curly said...

“There are no homosexuals in Iran, at least judging by the lack of action in the men’s room at Tehran International.”

jbinnout said...

"Now I want you to listen very carefully, I.Never.Had.Sexual.Relations.With.That.Woman Miss Baaaaaaa baaaaaa"

"And I love it when your next president Hillary Clinton wears the pearl necklace."

Jack Reacher said...

"As Shakespeare said, First, we kill all the Jews..."

Jack Reacher said...

"That bathroom, upstairs? What's the deal with the narrow stalls? I mean, I'm a guy with a wide stance..."

Army of Dad said...

He not only believes some of the same things as Hitler, he actually mimics the man's gestures!

Army of Dad said...

I must ask the silky pony about conditioner!

curly said...

“Tell the useful idiot Harry Reid that I’ll be with him in one minute.”

Army of Dad said...

Pull my finger and if Allah wills it I will poison this entire crowd with my personal mustard gas.

curly said...

“There are no homosexuals in Iran, Islam is peace, and this magic finger can turn water into wine.”

Army of Dad said...

Stop me if you have heard this one. So a nun walks up to a muslim TSA employee...

Army of Dad said...

Achoo! Cursed Jews are befouling the air we breath!

curly said...

“Send Number 17 to my personal interrogation room, immediately.”

curly said...

meant to say...

“Send Number 47 to my personal interrogation room, immediately.”

wv = napmweb: Nappy headed ho's on my web connection.

curly said...

Countdown to the return of the 12th Imam with Dinnerjacket: Next on Oprah.

Capt. Queeg said...

IM IN UR COLLIDGE, FILLIN UR KIDZ WITH MUSH

Capt. Queeg said...

I've already cured one lesbian, but only Thursday at CapThis! may be able to help these two gentlemen."

Shayne said...

"Notre Dame is #1!"

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

There are no homosexuals in Iran! Just like there are no dikes in Holland!

lawhawk said...

And if you ask me one more time whether I was one of the guards who detained the imperialists in 1979 when I helped take over the Great Satan's embassy that defiles Tehranian air, I'll have my guards deal with you.

If you want to know how many Jews will be left on this planet when I'm done with my reign, here's a clue. Now subtract one.

Hitler was a piker because this is how many Zionists will be left when I'm done.

Number of green glows seen today? One.
Number of odious speeches given in NYC this week: 4
Wishing that Ahmadinejad would just shut up and die: Priceless

Submariner said...

Hey Mahmoody - counting yourself, how many friends do you have?

Submariner said...

Nothin', nothin' - just practicin' my proctologist routine. You?

Submariner said...

Golim was a piker.

Submariner said...

How can I promise you green glass windows for free? Because I'm crazy Mahmoud and I'm INSANE!

Submariner said...

"...so after I satisfied myself on the camel, the Guardsman said that they normally rode them to town..."

Submariner said...

Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

Submariner said...

"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"

wacha said...

"dear Columbia spoiled-brats, I hate America as much as you do, but please, don't ask me more Bin Laden's autographs because I haven't!"

Shayne said...

'Ow to speak like a Democrat, "up yours, America!"

wacha said...

"dear Columbia spoiled-brats, you can have sex with goats in the campus, but only female goats!"

Kaptain said...

Little Rabbit Foo-Foo
Hopping through the forest
Scooping up the Jews
And bashin' them on the head...

sonicfrog said...
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sonicfrog said...

OK. We did find ONE homosexual in Iran, but that problem has been eliminated.

sonicfrog said...

♫ You are still the one with extremist views
Still the one that wants to nuke the jews
We're still having fun, and you're still the one...

Van Helsing said...

Throw a bagel onto his finger and win a Kewpie doll.

Rodney Dill said...


one finger, one thumb, one hand, one arm, keep moving...
one finger, one thumb, one hand, one arm, keep moving...
one finger, one thumb, one hand, one arm, keep moving...
and we'll all be happy and not gay.

curly said...

“…so the infidel lawyer said ‘sue me you shit?’, but I corrected him and said ‘no, it’s Sunni/Shiite’. Then I chopped his head off…You may laugh now, please.”

curly said...

“There are no Silky Ponies in Iran.”

curly said...

“Given how our men think and smell, there are no homos in Iran. Many, many, VERY MANY lesbians, just no homos.”

Targetpractice said...

ORA: fgsfds

Sean Arther said...

Fine, you win! There WAS a holocaust. But it was just that one time.