1. "Senator Craig, put down the dwarf and step away from the stall."
2. Senator Clinton's "Electra Woman and Dyna Girl" fantasy was a little unusual, but she paid for the full hour.
3. "We're from Code Pink and we demand the complete dismantlement of the American Imperial War Machine with 24 hours... and we want the letter M stricken from the alphabet."
4. Why "Intern to Stan Lee" is not the resume enhancer you think it is.
5. Hillary liked the Saudi "mutawwaeen" concept so much, she created her own.
Best of Double The U
Now if they would only stop the squealing after they pulled the trigger they would be taken more seriously.
Best of Army of Mom
Wabbit season.
Duck season.
Wabbit season
Duck season - and there he is at the microphone. FIRE!
Best of Army of Mom
Silky Pony, tell us your secret for soft, manageable hair or we'll blast you.
Best of Army of Mom
Oh dear, now I suppose I shall have to use force.
Best of Submariner
We're done with the Venus Butterflies, now it's time for the Noisy Crickets...
Best of SnarkyOne
Daphne morphs into 'Magenta Maiden,' who battles injustice, bad hair and Hillary Clinton. It is rumored John Edwards never misses an episode.
Best of Whacko
"We have genuine Braun hair dryers and we're not afraid to use them!"
Best of Jack Reacher
Homeland Security Directory Chertoff unveils the Womnyn's Border Protection League. Chertoff also bears a striking resemblance to film director John Waters. Coincidence?
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
"Keep them covered, Dyna Girl, while I fix my slipping space diaper."
Best of Rodney Dill
Ancient weapons and hokey religions are not match for a good blaster.
Best of curly
“That’s the last time I mix Viagra with my anti-psychotic drugs”, said the hallucinating paranoid schizophrenic.
Best of curly
Sully’s psychiatrist analyzes his reoccurring dream: “The lady on the left holding the phallic-symbol gun is your overprotective mother, the one your right is your boyfriend in drag, and the gentlemen exiting the room represents your lost identity as a man.”
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Now if they would only stop the squealing after they pulled the trigger they would be taken more seriously.
Wabbit season.
Duck season.
Wabbit season
Duck season - and there he is at the microphone. FIRE!
Brace yourself for immediate disintegration
Silky Pony, tell us your secret for soft, manageable hair or we'll blast you.
Ok, you see her? Yeah, the girl with the 'cocks' sign. Fire!
Oh dear, now I suppose I shall have to use force.
What not to wear, Superhero version: Notice how the cape hides those troublesome saddlebags on her back side.
Foreplay at Rosie's place.
Larry Craig to aide: when I told you I wanted some strippers with big guns, this is not what I meant.
Give us the Illudium Pu-38 Space Modulator and no one gets hurt...
We're done with the Venus Butterflies, now it's time for the Noisy Crickets...
Daphne morphs into 'Magenta Maiden,' who battles injustice, bad hair and Hillary Clinton. It is rumored John Edwards never misses an episode.
"We have genuine Braun hair dryers and we're not afraid to use them!"
Sorry, I thought you meant something else when you said you were going to blow the hell out of me.
Duck soup
Homeland Security Directory Chertoff unveils the Womnyn's Border Protection League. Chertoff also bears a striking resemblance to film director John Waters. Coincidence?
"Keep them covered, Dyna Girl, while I fix my slipping space diaper."
They have such pretty pretty hair.
Ohhhh, we can't shoot the bad guy, he's too cuuuuute! (giggle)
Ancient weapons and hokey religions are not match for a good blaster.
"You've stiffed us on a Thursday post for the last time, V the K, if that IS, in fact, your name."
VtheK’s fembot thugs clamp down: “Curly, you’re under arrest for poor taste, lousy grammar, frequent misspellings, and boring caps.”
“That’s the last time I mix Viagra with my anti-psychotic drugs”, said the hallucinating paranoid schizophrenic.
“Stick ‘em up, Duck! This is ‘silly goose’ country!”
Sully’s psychiatrist analyzes his reoccurring dream: “The lady on the left holding the phallic-symbol gun is your overprotective mother, the one your right is your boyfriend in drag, and the gentlemen exiting the room represents your lost identity as a man.”
Security at Stan Lee's Halloween party may not have been worthy of employ as bodyguards, but no one ever complained...
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