Saturday, September 15, 2007

Girls with Guns

Army o' Mom

1. "Senator Craig, put down the dwarf and step away from the stall."

2. Senator Clinton's "Electra Woman and Dyna Girl" fantasy was a little unusual, but she paid for the full hour.

3. "We're from Code Pink and we demand the complete dismantlement of the American Imperial War Machine with 24 hours... and we want the letter M stricken from the alphabet."

4. Why "Intern to Stan Lee" is not the resume enhancer you think it is.

5. Hillary liked the Saudi "mutawwaeen" concept so much, she created her own.

Best of Double The U
Now if they would only stop the squealing after they pulled the trigger they would be taken more seriously.

Best of Army of Mom
Wabbit season.
Duck season.
Wabbit season
Duck season - and there he is at the microphone. FIRE!

Best of Army of Mom
Silky Pony, tell us your secret for soft, manageable hair or we'll blast you.

Best of Army of Mom
Oh dear, now I suppose I shall have to use force.

Best of Submariner
We're done with the Venus Butterflies, now it's time for the Noisy Crickets...

Best of SnarkyOne
Daphne morphs into 'Magenta Maiden,' who battles injustice, bad hair and Hillary Clinton. It is rumored John Edwards never misses an episode.

Best of Whacko
"We have genuine Braun hair dryers and we're not afraid to use them!"

Best of Jack Reacher
Homeland Security Directory Chertoff unveils the Womnyn's Border Protection League. Chertoff also bears a striking resemblance to film director John Waters. Coincidence?

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
"Keep them covered, Dyna Girl, while I fix my slipping space diaper."

Best of Rodney Dill
Ancient weapons and hokey religions are not match for a good blaster.

Best of curly
“That’s the last time I mix Viagra with my anti-psychotic drugs”, said the hallucinating paranoid schizophrenic.

Best of curly
Sully’s psychiatrist analyzes his reoccurring dream: “The lady on the left holding the phallic-symbol gun is your overprotective mother, the one your right is your boyfriend in drag, and the gentlemen exiting the room represents your lost identity as a man.”

26 comments:

Double The U said...

Now if they would only stop the squealing after they pulled the trigger they would be taken more seriously.

Army of Mom said...

Wabbit season.
Duck season.
Wabbit season
Duck season - and there he is at the microphone. FIRE!

Army of Mom said...

Brace yourself for immediate disintegration

Army of Mom said...

Silky Pony, tell us your secret for soft, manageable hair or we'll blast you.

Army of Mom said...

Ok, you see her? Yeah, the girl with the 'cocks' sign. Fire!

Army of Mom said...

Oh dear, now I suppose I shall have to use force.

Army of Mom said...

What not to wear, Superhero version: Notice how the cape hides those troublesome saddlebags on her back side.

Army of Mom said...

Foreplay at Rosie's place.

Army of Mom said...

Larry Craig to aide: when I told you I wanted some strippers with big guns, this is not what I meant.

Submariner said...

Give us the Illudium Pu-38 Space Modulator and no one gets hurt...

Submariner said...

We're done with the Venus Butterflies, now it's time for the Noisy Crickets...

SnarkyOne said...

Daphne morphs into 'Magenta Maiden,' who battles injustice, bad hair and Hillary Clinton. It is rumored John Edwards never misses an episode.

Whacko said...

"We have genuine Braun hair dryers and we're not afraid to use them!"

Rodney Dill said...

Sorry, I thought you meant something else when you said you were going to blow the hell out of me.

Rodney Dill said...

Duck soup

Jack Reacher said...

Homeland Security Directory Chertoff unveils the Womnyn's Border Protection League. Chertoff also bears a striking resemblance to film director John Waters. Coincidence?

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

"Keep them covered, Dyna Girl, while I fix my slipping space diaper."

John Edwards' ghost said...

They have such pretty pretty hair.

Double The U said...

Ohhhh, we can't shoot the bad guy, he's too cuuuuute! (giggle)

Rodney Dill said...

Ancient weapons and hokey religions are not match for a good blaster.

Jack Reacher said...

"You've stiffed us on a Thursday post for the last time, V the K, if that IS, in fact, your name."

curly said...

VtheK’s fembot thugs clamp down: “Curly, you’re under arrest for poor taste, lousy grammar, frequent misspellings, and boring caps.”

curly said...

“That’s the last time I mix Viagra with my anti-psychotic drugs”, said the hallucinating paranoid schizophrenic.

curly said...

“Stick ‘em up, Duck! This is ‘silly goose’ country!”

curly said...

Sully’s psychiatrist analyzes his reoccurring dream: “The lady on the left holding the phallic-symbol gun is your overprotective mother, the one your right is your boyfriend in drag, and the gentlemen exiting the room represents your lost identity as a man.”

Submariner said...

Security at Stan Lee's Halloween party may not have been worthy of employ as bodyguards, but no one ever complained...