1. "Good boy, Orenthal. Now, go and get your sports memorabilia back from that honky."
2. "We got your back, Dawn. That honky mo-fo ain't never gonna squeeze humor out of offensive stereotypes about black women ever again.
3. "Good, you're packin' Now get your a$$ down to the convenience store and get your daddy his forty and his pack of menthols."
4. "Good pose, now go burn those math and spelling books. Ain't nobody gonna accuse my boy of acting white."
5. "Good, now when Congressman Frank puts on the leather Police outfit and 'frisks' you and finds your 'weapon,' you're supposed to say 'Officer, ain't there some other way we can work this out?'"
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Like mother-f***ing father,
like mother-f***ing son.
Think about it, won't you?
Best of duke of red
Lil' Ray Ray shows off his new prison tat.
Best of Silhouette
We tried smuggling it on board by using a nun, but they're on to us.
Best of Jack Reacher
"Actually, Mom, it IS a gun in my pants; I'm not happy to see you. Where's my money, bitch???"
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Best of The Man
Daddy, i just tinkled on your 9mm.
Best of Army of Dad
Oh isn't that cute. American muslims take shots of their kids with guns, just like their Palestinian counterparts.
Best of Army of Mom
I'm a little gangsta, short and phat.
Here is my tummy and here is my gat.
When I see a cracker, hear me shout:
Get on the flo mother f***er and give me all yo money!
Best of Submariner
Pardon me; I always get a little verklempt when I see a father passing on time-honored cultural traditions to the next generation...
Best of prince of leaves
Bringing "Supernanny" advice to inner-city gangsta communities, Russell Simmons launches "Def Daycare Jam"...this fall, on the WB.