1. "Good boy, Orenthal. Now, go and get your sports memorabilia back from that honky."
2. "We got your back, Dawn. That honky mo-fo ain't never gonna squeeze humor out of offensive stereotypes about black women ever again.
3. "Good, you're packin' Now get your a$$ down to the convenience store and get your daddy his forty and his pack of menthols."
4. "Good pose, now go burn those math and spelling books. Ain't nobody gonna accuse my boy of acting white."
5. "Good, now when Congressman Frank puts on the leather Police outfit and 'frisks' you and finds your 'weapon,' you're supposed to say 'Officer, ain't there some other way we can work this out?'"
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Like mother-f***ing father,
like mother-f***ing son.
Think about it, won't you?
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Lil' Ray Ray shows off his new prison tat.
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We tried smuggling it on board by using a nun, but they're on to us.
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"Actually, Mom, it IS a gun in my pants; I'm not happy to see you. Where's my money, bitch???"
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"CapThis? CapThat!"
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Daddy, i just tinkled on your 9mm.
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Oh isn't that cute. American muslims take shots of their kids with guns, just like their Palestinian counterparts.
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I'm a little gangsta, short and phat.
Here is my tummy and here is my gat.
When I see a cracker, hear me shout:
Get on the flo mother f***er and give me all yo money!
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Pardon me; I always get a little verklempt when I see a father passing on time-honored cultural traditions to the next generation...
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Bringing "Supernanny" advice to inner-city gangsta communities, Russell Simmons launches "Def Daycare Jam"...this fall, on the WB.
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Like mother-f***ing father,
like mother-f***ing son.
P-diddy??? Yep. I guess he did.
How much would a condom have cost? 50 cent, of coarse!
Lil' Ray Ray shows off his new prison tat.
His shirt says "School Bus". Not that he'd ever rode in one.
And remember son, when you point that grip out tha winda, hold it sideways.
We tried smuggling it on board by using a nun, but they're on to us.
Stupid kid, he has to put it down the back of his pants if he wants to pop a cap in his ass.
"Actually, Mom, it IS a gun in my pants; I'm not happy to see you. Where's my money, bitch???"
(Dawn's head will never be the same after this set of captions)
“The difference between a school bus and a police car? You ride in the back of one on a daily basis; your Daddy rides in the back of the other.”
It’s ‘Utility Vehicle Wednesday’ at CapThis. His wife’s matching shirt says “Dump Truck”.
“If we want to hear some racist bull sh!t from some m****r f****ng white boy, we’ll take a m****r f****ng school bus.”
“We is just like Iran -- ain’t no m****r f****ng homosexuals in the vicinity. So you best get your m****r f****ng faggot a$$ on outa here, Sully.”
"CapThis? CapThat!"
Daddy, i just tinkled on your 9mm.
Die Leiden Des Junges Werthers goes to Harlem.
"I gots dis when I turned fo"
Oh isn't that cute. American muslims take shots of their kids with guns, just like their Palestinian counterparts.
*to the tune of I'm a little teapot*
I'm a little gangsta, short and phat.
Here is my tummy and here is my gat.
When I see a cracker, hear me shout:
Get on the flo mother f***er and give me all yo money!
50 Cent introduces his son, Nickle.
Pardon me; I always get a little verklempt when I see a father passing on time-honored cultural traditions to the next generation...
...and 'member Leroy, when da driver say "Get in back," ya pulls yo' 9mm and say "I kinda don' f**kin' think so, cracker."
He's going to ride his trike in Livonia. The boy'll need protection, won't he?
"...matter multipled by the square of the speed of light will give you... CRAP!*brother coming*"
"Sho' yo' gat, Tyrone."
"Sorry, false call. You can put your shirt down now, Ty. Where were we?"
whoopy goldberg: "you have to understand that's part of the afroamerican community culture, it's not like Charlton Heston and his guns"
Bringing "Supernanny" advice to inner-city gangsta communities, Russell Simmons launches "Def Daycare Jam"...this fall, on the WB.
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