Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Future Mugshot

Sondra K


1. "Good boy, Orenthal. Now, go and get your sports memorabilia back from that honky."

2. "We got your back, Dawn. That honky mo-fo ain't never gonna squeeze humor out of offensive stereotypes about black women ever again.

3. "Good, you're packin' Now get your a$$ down to the convenience store and get your daddy his forty and his pack of menthols."

4. "Good pose, now go burn those math and spelling books. Ain't nobody gonna accuse my boy of acting white."

5. "Good, now when Congressman Frank puts on the leather Police outfit and 'frisks' you and finds your 'weapon,' you're supposed to say 'Officer, ain't there some other way we can work this out?'"

Best of sonicfrog
Like mother-f***ing father,
like mother-f***ing son.

Think about it, won't you?

Best of duke of red
Lil' Ray Ray shows off his new prison tat.

Best of Silhouette
We tried smuggling it on board by using a nun, but they're on to us.

Best of Jack Reacher
"Actually, Mom, it IS a gun in my pants; I'm not happy to see you. Where's my money, bitch???"

Best of curly
"CapThis? CapThat!"

Best of The Man
Daddy, i just tinkled on your 9mm.

Best of Army of Dad
Oh isn't that cute. American muslims take shots of their kids with guns, just like their Palestinian counterparts.

Best of Army of Mom
I'm a little gangsta, short and phat.
Here is my tummy and here is my gat.

When I see a cracker, hear me shout:
Get on the flo mother f***er and give me all yo money!

Best of Submariner
Pardon me; I always get a little verklempt when I see a father passing on time-honored cultural traditions to the next generation...

Best of prince of leaves
Bringing "Supernanny" advice to inner-city gangsta communities, Russell Simmons launches "Def Daycare Jam"...this fall, on the WB.

26 comments:

sonicfrog said...

Like mother-f***ing father,
like mother-f***ing son.

sonicfrog said...

P-diddy??? Yep. I guess he did.

sonicfrog said...

How much would a condom have cost? 50 cent, of coarse!

duke of red said...

Lil' Ray Ray shows off his new prison tat.

duke of red said...

His shirt says "School Bus". Not that he'd ever rode in one.

duke of red said...

And remember son, when you point that grip out tha winda, hold it sideways.

Silhouette said...

We tried smuggling it on board by using a nun, but they're on to us.

Double The U said...

Stupid kid, he has to put it down the back of his pants if he wants to pop a cap in his ass.

Jack Reacher said...

"Actually, Mom, it IS a gun in my pants; I'm not happy to see you. Where's my money, bitch???"

(Dawn's head will never be the same after this set of captions)

curly said...

“The difference between a school bus and a police car? You ride in the back of one on a daily basis; your Daddy rides in the back of the other.”

curly said...

It’s ‘Utility Vehicle Wednesday’ at CapThis. His wife’s matching shirt says “Dump Truck”.

curly said...

“If we want to hear some racist bull sh!t from some m****r f****ng white boy, we’ll take a m****r f****ng school bus.”

curly said...

“We is just like Iran -- ain’t no m****r f****ng homosexuals in the vicinity. So you best get your m****r f****ng faggot a$$ on outa here, Sully.”

curly said...

"CapThis? CapThat!"

The Man said...

Daddy, i just tinkled on your 9mm.

Anonymous said...

Die Leiden Des Junges Werthers goes to Harlem.

Army of Dad said...

"I gots dis when I turned fo"

Army of Dad said...

Oh isn't that cute. American muslims take shots of their kids with guns, just like their Palestinian counterparts.

Army of Mom said...

*to the tune of I'm a little teapot*

I'm a little gangsta, short and phat.
Here is my tummy and here is my gat.

When I see a cracker, hear me shout:
Get on the flo mother f***er and give me all yo money!

Submariner said...

50 Cent introduces his son, Nickle.

Submariner said...

Pardon me; I always get a little verklempt when I see a father passing on time-honored cultural traditions to the next generation...

Submariner said...

...and 'member Leroy, when da driver say "Get in back," ya pulls yo' 9mm and say "I kinda don' f**kin' think so, cracker."

Submariner said...

He's going to ride his trike in Livonia. The boy'll need protection, won't he?

Submariner said...

"...matter multipled by the square of the speed of light will give you... CRAP!*brother coming*"
"Sho' yo' gat, Tyrone."
"Sorry, false call. You can put your shirt down now, Ty. Where were we?"

wacha said...

whoopy goldberg: "you have to understand that's part of the afroamerican community culture, it's not like Charlton Heston and his guns"

prince of leaves said...

Bringing "Supernanny" advice to inner-city gangsta communities, Russell Simmons launches "Def Daycare Jam"...this fall, on the WB.