Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Every Dog Has His Day

Ace


1. After Sully failed to make the Advocate's list of 40 Gay Heroes, the beagle instinctively tried to cheer him up.

2. "As you can see, Mr Kennedy, there really is no request so perverse we won't cater to it."

3. "Now, Mr Nguyen, when you say 'That looks good enough to eat...'"

4. While losers were put to death, winners at the Bad Newz Kennels got the same rewards as NFL quarterbacks.

5. "Now, dear, don't get upset. It doesn't necessarily mean our son's gonna grow up to be a serial killer. He might grow up to write a blog for The Atlantic and Time magazine.

Best of The Man
An appreciation for a nice Pinot, coca butter, and wearing women's underwear were among the things Eddie picked up from David Hyde Pierce on the set of Frasier.

Best of Jack Reacher
As a dog clothing site, "Fido's Secret" never really caught on. But it sure got a lot of search hits.

Best of andthenblammo!
Just another piece of tail teasing the men. Bitch.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Why the terrorists hate us.

Best of Army of Dad
Unfortunately for Sully the judge refused to allow his defense that the bitch wanted it.

Best of attmay
ORA: "Why can't I have a normal dog like everyone else?"

Best of metalgarth
Dog Whisperer is going to get a little controversial during sweeps week.

Best of Rodney Dill
Ronna rit rucky?

Best of Double The U
They say animals know when tragic events are going to happen before they happen. This dog is getting ready for the democrats being in power by covering his eyes and assuming the position.

Best of GOP & College
In some cave Osama is looking at this thinking "Why do those Americans get all the good ones?!"

Best of Submariner
I'm so excited - SOTG promised that tomorrow I can get tutored!

Best of Double The U
I know, you are all a little confused about that whole sniffing the butt thing...



28 comments:

Double The U said...

Is it Thursday already?

The Man said...

How the Enumclaw ASPCA gets dogs adopted.

The Man said...

Michael Vick spent the next 2 years tossing spot's salad. Justice.

The Man said...

An appreciation for a nice Pinot, coca butter, and wearing women's underwear were among the things Eddie picked up from David Hyde Pierce on the set of Frasier.

Jack Reacher said...

As a dog clothing site, "Fido's Secret" never really caught on. But it sure got a lot of search hits.

andthenblammo! said...

Just another piece of tail teasing the men. Bitch.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Why the terrorists hate us.

Double The U said...
Is it Thursday already?

Dang, that was my first thought! LOL

attmay said...

#21 on the list of people and things Barry Manilow does NOT consider to be "Dangerous and Offensive."

attmay said...

That's the last time I do a Google search for "hot bitches" with the filter turned on.

Army of Dad said...

Unfortunately for Sully the judge refused to allow his defense that the bitch wanted it.

attmay said...

ORA: "Why can't I have a normal dog like everyone else?"

metalgarth said...

Dog Whisperer is going to get a little controversial during sweeps week.

Rodney Dill said...

Ronna rit rucky?

Rodney Dill said...

Yo Rinny

Dr.Hardcrab said...

>>>

Roxie was basking in the glory of being the first Jack Russell to make the centerfold of Pethouse magazine....

>>>

Whacko said...

The sun don't shine on the same dog's as all day long -- or does it?

Double The U said...

They say animals know when tragic events are going to happen before they happen. This dog is getting ready for the democrats being in power by covering his eyes and assuming the position.

Rodney Dill said...

The Raybandogge breed makes its debut.

Andrew Sullivan said...

Dear Penthouse, I never believed your letters until this really happened to me...



v. word - sdogzm

Submariner said...

Now ist der time at Schprockets vhen ve cat nap...

Submariner said...

Jake, I wish you knew how to Spitz me...

Rodney Dill said...

"ARRRRRRf"

Submariner said...

Thought bubble; "I don't know what all the fuss is about; it's not like they're crotchless or anything..."

Submariner said...

Hill"dog"? Freakin' imposter!

duke of red said...

If Sully believed in reincarnation, he'd wanna come back as this.

GOP & College said...

1) Paris is seen here without her make-up on.

2) In some cave Osama is looking at this thinking "Why do those Americans get all the good ones?!"

Submariner said...

I'm so excited - SOTG promised that tomorrow I can get tutored!

Double The U said...

I know, you are all a little confused about that whole sniffing the butt thing...