1. "Is that a Vodaphone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
2. Will Ferrell and Grace Jones star in a badly conceived remake of Brian's Song.
3. "Wow, those shorts are really tight. I didn't know you were Jewish."
4. "Oh, and watch out for Dingleberry's stuck to your tight end."
5. "Nah, I'm not laughing at your short shorts... I'm laughing at that Sullivan guy in the cheerleader outfit."
Best of Capt. Queeg
"You were right, bro. It does look better in high-heel cleats."
Best of Whacko
"So, exactly where do you store your testicles?"
Best of racerboy
"Nice shorts... Wanna f**k?"
Best of GregMan
"If your shorts were as tight as mine, you would have been invited to Sully's house too."
Best of sonicfrog
In a squeaky, high pitched voice, Brock was heard to say "Hey, it's aerodynamic and helps me run faster!".
Best of divine miss m
If Johnny Weir designed football uniforms.
Best of GOP & College
Umm...Sully, those are the cheerleader's shorts.