Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Do These Make My Butt Look Fat?

6 Degrees o' Blondness


1. "Is that a Vodaphone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

2. Will Ferrell and Grace Jones star in a badly conceived remake of Brian's Song.

3. "Wow, those shorts are really tight. I didn't know you were Jewish."

4. "Oh, and watch out for Dingleberry's stuck to your tight end."

5. "Nah, I'm not laughing at your short shorts... I'm laughing at that Sullivan guy in the cheerleader outfit."

Best of Capt. Queeg
"You were right, bro. It does look better in high-heel cleats."

Best of Whacko
"So, exactly where do you store your testicles?"

Best of racerboy
"Nice shorts... Wanna f**k?"

Best of GregMan
"If your shorts were as tight as mine, you would have been invited to Sully's house too."

Best of sonicfrog
In a squeaky, high pitched voice, Brock was heard to say "Hey, it's aerodynamic and helps me run faster!".

Best of divine miss m
If Johnny Weir designed football uniforms.

Best of GOP & College
Umm...Sully, those are the cheerleader's shorts.

15 comments:

duke of red said...

Thought bubble - "I'd tackle it."

Capt. Queeg said...

"You were right, bro. It does look better in high-heel cleats."

Whacko said...

"So, exactly where do you store your testicles?"

racerboy said...

"Nice shorts... Wanna f*&k?"

Submariner said...

"So, buddy; how exactly DOES one go about getting into those shorts?"
"You can start by buying me a drink..."

Submariner said...

Let's see - how can I put this gently? You kinda don't meet the qualifications for a "tight" end...

Submariner said...

I wish I knew how to sprint you...

Jack Reacher said...

"I see what you mean; you DO have a wide stance."

wacha said...

"hmm..nice cameltoes"

GregMan said...

"So Ahmedenutjob says there aren't any of us in Iran, and Fox News ran a picture showing two of us getting HANGED in Iran? Man, what do they have against football players there anyway?"

GregMan said...

"If your shorts were as tight as mine, you would have been invited to Sully's house too."

sonicfrog said...

In a squeaky, high pitched voice, Brock was heard to say "Hey, it's aerodynamic and helps me run faster!".

sonicfrog said...

Looks like your "Little Chief" is looking for some shelter. I have a nice cozy Tee Pee you can put it in...

divine miss m said...

If Johnny Weir designed football uniforms.

GOP & College said...

1) Umm...Sully, those are the cheerleader's shorts.

2) The Redskin's new "tight end"