Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Crazee Taxee

Dima Gavrysh/Ass Press Photo


1. "Late for another vote, Mr. Kennedy?"

2. "Looks like your detonator's a dud, Mohammed. Now, back up and get me to LaGuardia!"

3. Her career in tatters, a desperate Lindsay Lohan is forced to work as a cab driver.

4. WTF. I GOT IN ACCIDENT. GOT 2 GO. K BAI

5. ORA: By the time Reverend Jim got done asking what a yellow light meant, it was too late.


Best of sonicfrog
OK, maybe US Middle East policy isn't as effective as we would like, but when Al Qaeda is reduced to flying Taxis into buildings, well you would have to say their ability to pull off spectacular attacks has definitely been hampered by... something.

Best of sonicfrog
Mom, can you come get me? It happened again.

Best of Submariner
After she got off the floor boards, Joni Mitchell thanked the driver for the song inspiration...

Best of Submariner
Although unorthodox, Regina DID manage to be first in line for "The Deathly Hallows."

Best of curly
"Oh well, at least it's facing Mecca."

Best of Jack Reacher
"It was the damnedest thing, this bear just jumped into the back, and went nuts. When? I dunno, a few dozen captions back."

Best of Jack Reacher
IM IN UR STOR, PARKD IN AISLE 1.

27 comments:

Capt. Queeg said...

U TALKIN 2 ME? U TALKIN 2 ME?

jeff said...

"Well as long as I'm here, can I get my toenails done?"

"Um, excuse me - I know I can't get out with the doors jammed, but please turn the meter off."

duke of red said...

WTF. I GOT IN ACCIDENT. GOT 2 GO. K BAI


I don't have a caption, but I just HAD to post and say this was the most hilarious caption I've read yet. I snorted coke through my nose when I read it....

Errr.... Pepsi coke. Not the other.

Rodney Dill said...

courtesy of Pianoman Taxi Service.

sonicfrog said...
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sonicfrog said...

OK, maybe US Middle East policy isn't as effective as we would like, but when Al Qaeda is reduced to flying Taxis into buildings, well you would have to say their ability to pull off spectacular attacks has definitely been hampered by... something.

Ver Word: ycgvtk

sonicfrog said...

Something about those yellow shorts just drives the Taxis crazy!!!

sonicfrog said...

Mom, can you come get me? It happened again.

sonicfrog said...

No Centaurs were harmed during the filming of this movie.

Submariner said...

V. - Your #5? My favorite episode of Taxi ever!

What....does....a....yellow....light....mean????

Submariner said...

After she got off the floor boards, Joni Mitchell thanked the driver for the song inspiration...

Submariner said...

Uhhhh, actually I only wanted door to DOOR service, not door to FLOOR...

Submariner said...

I said, "Can you hear me now?"

Submariner said...

'Ow To Speak Awstraylian;
Special Delivery

Submariner said...

Although unorthodox, Regina DID manage to be first in line for "The Deathly Hallows."

curly said...

Cosmo's Liquor Store and Chop Shop.

curly said...

Parking's a bitch in Lower Manhatten.

curly said...

"Oh well, at least it's facing Mecca."

Jack Reacher said...

"It was the damnedest thing, this bear just jumped into the back, and went nuts. When? I dunno, a few dozen captions back."

Jack Reacher said...

Girl's thought process--Hot car, shattered glass, broken body panels: All this says "Let's go barefoot!"

V the K said...

Subby, I think the Divine Miss M will back me up with "Wanna Dance? Come on, don't be shy" being our favorite Taxi episode.

Jack Reacher said...

IM IN UR STOR, PARKD IN AISLE 1.

Double The U said...

I get pissed also when I see "ATM Machine" signs.

Cybrludite said...

Vtk? Yeah, I'm going to be late for Thursday. The cabbie had a corinary & slammed into a store when he saw what I was going to be wearing.

curly said...

In coming upon the scene, slip and fall lawyer turned presidential candidate John Edwards faces his ultimate dilemma: whether to drum up business from the accident or to advise the skanky girl on her greasy hair, blotchy skin and wrinkly wardrobe.

wacha said...

the black taxi driver: "you won't call us nigga again, Cosmo Kramer"

wacha said...

-hey Jim, I don't know what happened, but there's a cab in your store
- really? I can see it! and I can see you too, so hang up the mobile, you idiot!