Friday, September 28, 2007

Charles Johnson at Home

LFG


1. I CAN HAS MEALWORM?

2. DOOD. I IZ SO BAKED.

3. ORA: The Drazi Ambassador waits impatiently for the Great Machine on Epsilon III to return him to normal size.

4. Another viewer is underwhelmed by the Heroes season opener.

5. Ennui! Will you ever lose your grasp of me?

Best of Silhouette
He can sit, roll over, and create documents in Times New Roman 12.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Ironically, his nickname was "Jim Morrison".

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Marshall, are you in here?... Will?... Holly, where are you?... OH MY GOD, THE BLOOD!!!..."
Chaka comes to a horrible realization.

Best of Submariner
Why don't you dump that dweeb, Ken and slide your sweet ass over here, Barbie?

Best of Whacko
I'll take things you won't see jumping on Oprah's couch for $200, Alex.

Best of lawhawk
The mysterious LFG ruler was captured in an Annie Leibowitz exclusive.

Best of Anonymous
James Carville decides to try psychoanalysis.

Best of Jack Reacher
When the Ajax-equipped clustered servers are running smoothly, there's nothing to do under the Denver airport but relax.

Best of Army of Mom
Barbie considered Ken's query about a threesome until she saw this guy on her fainting couch.

23 comments:

metalgarth said...

The first attempts at the GEICO commercial didn't go as well as expected, but for some reason were highly effective in San Francisco and Enumclaw.

Silhouette said...

Beulah, peel me a grape.

Silhouette said...

He can sit, roll over, and create documents in Times New Roman 12.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Ironically, his nickname was "Jim Morrison".

I suspect no one under 40 will get that one. :)

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Marshall, are you in here?... Will?... Holly, where are you?... OH MY GOD, THE BLOOD!!!..."
Chaka comes to a horrible realization.

Submariner said...

♪ I'm not much into health food;
I am into champaigne. ♫

Submariner said...

Why don't you dump that dweeb, Ken and slide on over here, Barbie?

Submariner said...

♪ I always heard that his herb was top shelf
I just couldn't wait to find out for myself
Don't knock it till you tried it, well I tried it my friend
I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
I learned a hard lesson in a small Texas town
He fired up a fat boy and he passed him around
The last words I spoke before they tucked me in
I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
My party's all over before it began
You can pour me some old whiskey river my friend
But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
I hopped on his old bus, the Honeysuckle Rose
The party was Vegas, it was after the show
Alone in the front lounge, just me and him
With one parting puff grime creeper set in
I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
My party's all over before it began
You can pour me some old whiskey river my friend
But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
Now we're passing the guitar, telling good jokes
I know ones a coming cause I'm smelling smoke
No I do not partake, I just let it pass by
With a smile on my face and a great contact high
I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
My party's all over before it began
You can pour me some old whiskey river my friend
But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
In the fetal position with drool on my chin
I messed up and smoked weed with Willie again ♪

Whacko said...

I'll take things you won't see jumping on Oprah's couch for $200, Alex.

lawhawk said...

I'll take Lizard King for $800.

The mysterious LFG ruler was captured in an Annie Leibowitz exclusive.

Submariner said...

On the next Montel;
a Charles Johnson fan is unmasked and tells all.

Anonymous said...

James Carville decides to try psychoanalysis.

Jack Reacher said...

When the Ajax-equipped clustered servers are running smoothly, there's nothing to do under the Denver airport but relax.

sonicfrog said...

Dammit! I want HIS job!!!

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Submariner said...

Excuse me whilst I whips out the "lizard"...

Army of Mom said...

Is that a lizard's tail between your feet or are you happy to see me?

Army of Mom said...

The GEICO gecko was fired once company executives found out about his former career in lizard pron.

Army of Mom said...

The Lizard Wizard had females swooning across the deserts, suburban gardens and pet stores nationwide.

Army of Mom said...

Barbie considered Ken's query about a threesome until she saw this guy on her fainting couch.

Army of Mom said...

Honey ... are you sure this is the most appropriate pet for little Billy?

mormonbradybunchdad said...

Another damn GEICO commercial!!!

sonicfrog said...

Pornography, Enumclaw style.