Monday, September 10, 2007

The Centaur Guy in the Meadow

Thanks, I guess, to evariste


1. John Edwards, your magical, wonderful prom date is here.

2. "Why, yes! I was born in Enumclaw! How did you know?"

3. "And is there anyway we could pull out of Iraq faster, Mr. Magical Centaur fairy?" Dennis Kucinich confers with his chief foreign policy advisor.

4. Even Michael J Fox was not thrilled with the latest "achievement" of Missouri's embryonic stem cell research establishment.

5. Opus and Hodgepodge were livid. "Hey! Who crapped all over the dandelion patch."


Best of Zeke
Life was good on the open plains for the centaur tribes until the white man came and brought their fire water and their video cameras...

Best of The Man
But Senator Craig, you specifically requested an intern that was white and hung like a horse. This was the best we could do.

Very Best of prince of leaves
"Um...Miss Ingraham? There's a centaur here to see you, says he wants you to stop using his name as a John Edwards joke..."

Best of prince of leaves
"Oh give me a home,
Where the chimaera roam,
Where centaurs and jackelopes play..."

Best of Capt. Queeg
"It's great to be hung like a horse, but the downside is I usually step in my own crap."

Best of sonicfrog
♫ I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of ♫
{scraaaatch} If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times - Kevin - My Name Is Kevin!!!..... Idoit!!!!!

Best of Jack Reacher
"I know you wished to see an honest Democrat in Congress, but I was the only mythical creature available on short notice."

Best of SnarkyOne
Broke Back Mountain...mmmyeah.

Best of Rodney Dill
"I was hoping for an audition with Daniel Radcliffe."

Best of curly
No one could toe tap like the Centaur Guy from the Meadow.


Best of Van Helsing
Just the thing to get Andrew Sullivan in the mood for a little horseplay.

21 comments:

metalgarth said...

Scene from the soon to be realeased "Harry Potter and the Warlock of Brokeback Mountain"

Stephen R. Maloney said...

Today (Monday) on my blog I wrote a long -- and hard-hitting -- statement about the need for Republicans and Christians to welcome gays and lesbians and to support their efforts to gain equal treatment under the law. I apologize for the behavior of a segment of the evangelical community. I also mention your blog, along with many others. Comments are always welcome.

steve maloney
ambridge, PA
http://camp2008victorya.blogspot.com

I'll do another column tomorrow . . .

Zeke said...

Life was good on the open plains for the centaur tribes until the white man came and brought their fire water and their video cameras...


I totally know what picture is coming next!!!

Anonymous said...

What Her Majesty Saw

Anonymous said...

Today (Monday) on my blog I wrote a long -- and hard-hitting -- statement about the need for Republicans and Christians to welcome twinky centaur boy toys and to support their efforts to gain equal treatment under the law.

The Man said...

But Senator Craig, you specifically requested an intern that was white and hung like a horse. This was the best we could do.

(Dawn approved this message)

The Man said...

The University of Michigan may have found a way to turn their season around.

sonicfrog said...

Returning from their honeymoon, Andrew Sullivan was overheard confirming "Yyyyep! He's hung like a horse!!!".

prince of leaves said...

"Um...Miss Ingraham? There's a centaur here to see you, says he wants you to stop using his name as a John Edwards joke..."

prince of leaves said...

"Oh give me a home,
Where the chimaera roam,
Where centaurs and jackelopes play...
"

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

"Yes as a matter of fact, I AM 'hung like a horse.' Dad to be specific..."

Capt. Queeg said...

"Oh that Centaur Guy? He's such a horse's ass."

"It's great to be hung like a horse, but the downside is I usually step in my own crap."

sonicfrog said...

♫ I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of ♫
{scraaaatch} If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times - Kevin - My Name Is Kevin!!!..... Idoit!!!!!

Jack Reacher said...

"I know you wished to see an honest Democrat in Congress, but I was the only mythical creature available on short notice."

Jack Reacher said...

While Gallant gaped in wonder at the sight, Goofus asked him "So, you, uh, got a sister?"

SnarkyOne said...

Broke Back Mountain...mmmyeah.

Rodney Dill said...

"I was hoping for an audition with Daniel Radcliffe."

curly said...

No one could toe tap like the Centaur Guy from the Meadow.

curly said...

With a half black, a half man, and a half women already on the roster, do the Democrats really need another hybrid candidate?

Van Helsing said...

Just the thing to get Andrew Sullivan in the mood for a little horseplay.