Friday, September 28, 2007

Billy's Bud

Right Wing Conspirator



1. Fact: Bill Clinton had at least 13 chances to take out Osama bin Laden in the 1990's, but he was just too... distracted.

2. "She's got huge... tracts of open land."

3. "... and it's just plain wrong that our Nazi troops at Guantanamo motorboat prisoners... I mean waterboard prisoners... no, I mean, motorboat, prisoners."

4. "Anybody got a cigar?""

5. Attendees at the Auto Show wondered why Clinton giggled every time he said "Dual Air Bags."


Best of Kaptain
Proud, upstanding citizens who are perky and eagerly thrusting, er trusting to government taking over the, uh... uh, I seem to have lost my train of thought.

Best of Kaptain
"I...Did not...have...sex...with...that...woman. But the day is young."

Best of Silhouette
I see why she spilled over into Friday.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"It depends on what your definition of 'tits' is..."

Best of Jack Reacher
"I like 'em dressed like that; No place to hide a subpoena in that outfit."

Best of sonicfrog
It's good to be the ex-president!!!

15 comments:

Double The U said...

...and if you vote for Hillary I could show you the oval office.

Kaptain said...

Proud, upstanding citizens who are perky and eagerly thrusting, er trusting to government taking over the, uh... uh, I seem to have lost my train of thought.

Kaptain said...

"I...Did not...have...sex...with...that...woman. But the day is young."

Rodney Dill said...

"Can't we all just get along?"

Silhouette said...

I see why she spilled over into Friday.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"It depends on what your definition of 'tits' is..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

As a show of faith in his wife's campaign, Bill gets a jump on the internship interviewees.

Submariner said...

I'm thinking about havin' a coupla "Big Mac's" for lunch today, Miss McAllister. CAre ta join me?

Whacko said...

"Y'know, y'all, if Hillary had a rack like that, she'd be undamnbeatable!"

Anonymous said...

Double The U said...

...and if you vote for Hillary I could show you the oval office.

It's Offal Office, at least when I occupied it, darlin'.

PS: If Billy Jeff was a genuine titman, he would never have married Hiltery in the first place. Jusvxwwyat sayin'.

Jack Reacher said...

"I like 'em dressed like that; No place to hide a subpoena in that outfit."

sonicfrog said...

I... Did... Not... Fantasize... Having... Sex... With... That... Woman...

sonicfrog said...

It's good to be the ex-president!!!

sonicfrog said...

"...and you know, the great thing about being the First Husband would be that I would have a lot of free time on my hands, and I mean A LOT, if you know what I mean..."

Submariner said...

"In our past, American Presidents performed frequent land grabs to handle expansions. I have a similar proposition for ex-Presidents in the early 2000's..."