1. "... And Brian Willsie snags the puck from Mike Hoffman. He shoots! He scores!"
2. A retarded duck substitutes for Diane Riehm. NPR listeners fail to notice any difference.
3. "AFLAC! AFLAC!" By the time the audience realized it was not part of his stand up routine, Ducky had already choked to death.
4. Unfortunately, Ducky had chosen the stall next to Cyborg Larry Craig.
5. "Well, Anderson, me and the wife began piling up the sandbags as soon as the hurricane warnings came out, so we feel pretty safe."
Best of The Man
I could not find a bunny with a pancake on it's head, so here is a duck with a mic.
Best of Capt. Queeg
Donald delivers the Democratic response to President Bush's address to the nation: "Quackmire! Quackmire!"
Best of Dwight's Writing Manifesto
While Waddle's garbled lip synch of of "Johnny B. Goode" was a big draw at Jack Hanna's Adventureland, the crowd became especially enthusiastic when he did the Chuckberry Walk.
Best of Rodney Dill
"Yes this is all C4, ALLAHU AFLAC-BAR!"
Best of Jack Reacher
"Anyone here from out of town? Yes, sir, where were you hatched?"
Best of Kevin Walker
Suddenly, Waddles flashed back to the night he first met Sully's beagle.
Best of metalgarth
The New York Jets pioneer a new technology to call plays in to the quarterback that will confound the New England Patriots for decades
Best of divine miss m
ORA: Suddenly, the duck realized he had come to the seminar without Professor Liebowitz.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"First we're going to Chicago! Then we're going to Tenessee! Then California, and Texas... YEEEEEARGHHHH!" - Howard the Duck
Best of Brian_in_MA
Little did they know that Hypnoduck was part of the Penguin's scheme to take over Gotham once and for all...
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I could not find a bunny with a pancake on it's head, so here is a duck with a mic.
Chocolate Rain
Some stay dry and others feel the pain
Chocolate Rain
A chick born will die before the sin
Donald delivers the Democratic response to President Bush's address to the nation: "Quackmire! Quackmire!"
If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, Harry Reid would call it a horse.
While Waddle's garbled lip synch of of "Johnny B. Goode" was a big draw at Jack Hanna's Adventureland, the crowd became especially enthusiastic when he did the Chuckberry Walk.
Hey. No kidding. It's even worse than people said. Brittney really DID let herself go, didn't she?
"Yes this is all C4, ALLAHU AFLAC-BAR!"
"Moooon river....wider than a mile..."
"I like big butts and I cannot lie..."
BLATANT SPAM: If anybody is interested, I'm running a mini cap contest over at my blog today.
Rodney, you should be knighted for that one.
"Anyone here from out of town? Yes, sir, where were you hatched?"
Ducky never understood why his joke "I just flew in from Vegas, and boy are my arms tired" always fell flat.
"Was the senator alone when he climbed out of the water at Chappaquiddick?"
"Yes, as a matter of fact..."
Ducky's testimony was cut short by a well-placed round of birdshot.
The mayor-elect of Enumclaw addresses his supporters.
Gavin Newson, reincarnated as a duck.
Suddenly, Waddles flashed back to the night he first met Sully's beagle.
The New York Jets pioneer a new technology to call plays in to the quarterback that will confound the New England Patriots for decades
ORA:
Suddenly, the duck realized he had come to the seminar without Professor Liebowitz.
The drug bust went a little fowl...
Rodney Dill said...
"Yes this is all C4, ALLAHU AFLAC-BAR!" Nice.
Capt. Queeg said...
Donald delivers the Democratic response to President Bush's address to the nation: "Quackmire! Quackmire!" Very nice indeed.
"First we're going to Chicago! Then we're going to Tenessee! Then California, and Texas... YEEEEEARGHHHH!" - Howard the Duck
"OJ tried to nab all the memorabilia from me, but I pecked him in the nuts and told him to go duck himself."
Jon Cryer crawled inside his most famous role, never able to find a suitable follow-up to Pretty in Pink
“I’ve got two words for you, and it ain’t ‘duck stew’.”
After hearing of the ‘Vagina Monologues’, Sully’s search for a somewhat similar ‘Talking Pecker’ proved futile.
Figuring nothing can hurt Air America’s status a bankrupt lib talk radio program, management tries hosting by someone who can actually fly.
“The Most Reverent High Priestess Hilldog inadvertently conjured me up. When her detractors said ‘Hsu’, she would say ‘duck’. When they said ‘NYT’s MoveOn.Org ad’, she said ‘duck’. “Whitewater’; ‘duck’. ‘Interns’; ‘duck’. Et cetera.”
Al Franken really let himself go.
Little did they know that Hypnoduck was part of the Penguin's scheme to take over Gotham once and for all...
In announcing my candidacy for president, let me make one thing perfectly clear...Dick Cheney will not be my running mate!
Barrrrrak! Barrrrak Obama! Barrack Osama! Barrrrak! Barrrrak! I mean Quack. Quack, quack!
Democrat spokesperson Daphine R. Duk(see bio in Field and Stream) tries to spin Hillarious spin on fundraising scandals, while the MSM replayed AFLAC commercials.
Not to be outdone by Leona Helmsley, Donald Trump introduces his new heir to the press.
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