Age of Hooper (The)
1. A herd of hairy bearded mountain sasquatches descended on Washington this week...
2. Despite having only one eye and one tooth between them, they still tried to enjoy the flag-burning and other festivities.
3. Former U.S. Attorneys are outraged at their reduced status as Hillary '08 interns.
4. In a proper and decent world, these buffalo-wh0-walk-as-men would be sent to Club Gitmo to menstruate on detainees. Al Qaeda would collapse within hours.
5. Howard Stern has really let himself go.
Best of Whacko
"Ladies, I'm not sure this is going to induce someone to stop and help us change the tire on the truck."
Best of Submariner
"Double, double, Code Pink trouble,
Bra's get burned and caldron's bubble..."
Best of Army of Mom
Watch as Clint and Stacy's heads explode on the next episode of "What not to wear."
Best of Robert
You think our breasts are bad, just wait til we come back wearing lycra bicycle shorts!
Best of Silhouette
"Did we remember to bring the tambourine? Oh good, we wouldn't want to look foolish."
Best of Jay Guevara/Submariner
This is the picture Eli Lilly distributes to doctors to help treat those "cases of erection lasting more than four hours."
Best of Shayne
Best of curly
♫ Boob sweat -- Bomber jet -- Blood for oil,
Ron Paul -- Hillary – My hat’s tin foil. ♪
Best of attmay
I think I just went from gay to incredibly mega-gay.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Off-camera: Dian Fossey and Jane Goodall taking notes
Best of sonicfrog
I haven't seen this many dough rolls since I worked at the bakery.
Best of Steve-O
On the front side:
WAR IS INDECENT
On the back side:
BUT NOT BY COMPARISON