1. "Oh, Mr. Edwards. You aren't just good, you're the best!
2. "Oh no, Dhimmi Howard Dean. I accidentally used your talking points memo as the script for my next jihad video. Do you think anyone will notice?"
3. "No, this just isn't me. Get me the Winnie-the-Pooh footies."
4. Michael Jackson's slumber parties are pale shadow of their former glory.
5. "Thanks for letting me stay in your guest house, Mr. Carter. I was afraid the screams of my hyena boy would wake up Amy and Rosalyn, but I figured they got used to it during the Arafat years."
Best of Rodney Dill
In a Super-8 motel in Kalamazoo Michigan, down the hall from Elvis.
Best of Jack Reacher
Hey, Mullah Omar, check this out: We are two wild and crazy guys!.
Best of Jack Reacher
"Madame Speaker, thanks for agreeing to meet me here. Can I fix you a drink?"
Best of The Man
Osama decided that it's finally safe to emerge from his cave outside Ann Arbor, Michigan since he's no longer the most hated man there.
Best of Shayne
Wow, Mel Gibson really let himself go!
Best of curly
"Quit hiding in the bathroom, Silky Pony! I promise to be gentle."
Best of Submariner
Thanks for this pic V; I always wondered what a "spotted dick" looked like...
Best of Jay Guevara
"Hey, Hef, where'd you say the pool was?"
Best of SnarkyOne
A pillbox hat with a jumpsuit? Is he mad?
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In a Super-8 motel in Kalamazoo Michigan, down the hall from Elvis.
"Wow!" thought Rosie O'Donnell, looking at the man in her bedroom; "Talk about conflicted feelings! I thought I'd never get hot at man-meat!"
Nice. Make fun of a small-penised member of the Religion Of Piss who is trying to define his sexuality while being oppressed by the capitalistic warmongering western hegemony after only killing a few thousand infidels. Read his story. Edcastigate youselves. Morons.
(And Dawn's head explodes at the sheer injustice of it all)
“Where’s that Canadian wannabe watch repairman, Paul Raposo? He promised to meet me here when we conversed in the foreskin chatroom.” (Google his name, see what I mean).
Hey, Mullah Omar, check this out: We are two wild and crazy guys!.
Get it? Get it?
“You’re late, Paul Ratahole! Of all the dhimmi queers out there, you should know what time it is…Now, assume the position, you foreskin aficionado.” http://whatdoesyourwatchsay.blogspot.com/2007/04/grande-complication.html
Bin Laden waits for his new child bride, whom he found outside her school, checking the contents of her blue lunch bag.
"Madame Speaker, thanks for agreeing to meet me here. Can I fix you a drink?"
Osama
Oh, so this is heaven. Where are my 42 Virgins.
God
No, you are in hell. Here are 42 Virginians.
Osama decided that it's finally safe to emerge from his cave outside Ann Arbor, Michigan since he's no longer the most hated man there.
So that's where bin Laden is: visiting his vacationing friends at luxurious Club Gitmo.
Wow, Mel Gibson really let himself go!
When did Janet Reno get a boob reduction?
Next on “Celebrity Queer Eye For The Straight Guy”: Democratic Presidential contestant John Edwards personally dyes OBL’s beard.
“Quit hiding in the bathroom, Silky Pony! I promise to be gentle.”
"I was much impressed by the show, "The Girls Next Door."
Word on the street, he's not only freaking cut as Arnold used to be, but he's also hung like a Centaur!!!
After slipping into "something more comfortable," Sen Clinton showed Ellen her clenis...
Thanks for this pic V; I always wondered what a "spotted dick" looked like...
Look, Hugo, please take back the Sheehag and maybe we can get something straight between us?
OBL welcomes Hillary to his room for the ritualistic shaving of his buttocks. And we thought he lived in a cave!
When the nutroots left couldn't muster the moral outrage to condemn Osama, it fell to PETA to publicly criticize him for - of all things - his leopard-skin jammies.
In a wicked twist of fate, Osama sadly finds himself as one of 72 virgins assigned to John Edwards in the afterlife.
Bush lied – My beard is dyed.
Fabiosama - you are Europe's next top model!
"Hey, Hef, where'd you say the pool was?"
A pillbox hat with a jumpsuit? Is he mad?
Osama shows off his new cleavage.
*background music*
I'm bringing sexy back ...
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