Tuesday, September 11, 2007

A 9-11 Salute to Our Fabulous Metrosexual Enemy

Proud to be Canadian (for some reason)


1. "Oh, Mr. Edwards. You aren't just good, you're the best!

2. "Oh no, Dhimmi Howard Dean. I accidentally used your talking points memo as the script for my next jihad video. Do you think anyone will notice?"

3. "No, this just isn't me. Get me the Winnie-the-Pooh footies."

4. Michael Jackson's slumber parties are pale shadow of their former glory.

5. "Thanks for letting me stay in your guest house, Mr. Carter. I was afraid the screams of my hyena boy would wake up Amy and Rosalyn, but I figured they got used to it during the Arafat years."


Best of Rodney Dill
In a Super-8 motel in Kalamazoo Michigan, down the hall from Elvis.

Best of Jack Reacher
Hey, Mullah Omar, check this out: We are two wild and crazy guys!.

Best of Jack Reacher
"Madame Speaker, thanks for agreeing to meet me here. Can I fix you a drink?"

Best of The Man
Osama decided that it's finally safe to emerge from his cave outside Ann Arbor, Michigan since he's no longer the most hated man there.

Best of Shayne
Wow, Mel Gibson really let himself go!

Best of curly
"Quit hiding in the bathroom, Silky Pony! I promise to be gentle."

Best of Submariner
Thanks for this pic V; I always wondered what a "spotted dick" looked like...

Best of Jay Guevara
"Hey, Hef, where'd you say the pool was?"

Best of SnarkyOne
A pillbox hat with a jumpsuit? Is he mad?

28 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

In a Super-8 motel in Kalamazoo Michigan, down the hall from Elvis.

andthenblammo! said...

"Wow!" thought Rosie O'Donnell, looking at the man in her bedroom; "Talk about conflicted feelings! I thought I'd never get hot at man-meat!"

Anonymous said...

Nice. Make fun of a small-penised member of the Religion Of Piss who is trying to define his sexuality while being oppressed by the capitalistic warmongering western hegemony after only killing a few thousand infidels. Read his story. Edcastigate youselves. Morons.

(And Dawn's head explodes at the sheer injustice of it all)

Anonymous said...

“Where’s that Canadian wannabe watch repairman, Paul Raposo? He promised to meet me here when we conversed in the foreskin chatroom.” (Google his name, see what I mean).

Jack Reacher said...

Hey, Mullah Omar, check this out: We are two wild and crazy guys!.
Get it? Get it?

Anonymous said...

“You’re late, Paul Ratahole! Of all the dhimmi queers out there, you should know what time it is…Now, assume the position, you foreskin aficionado.” http://whatdoesyourwatchsay.blogspot.com/2007/04/grande-complication.html

Jack Reacher said...

Bin Laden waits for his new child bride, whom he found outside her school, checking the contents of her blue lunch bag.

Jack Reacher said...

"Madame Speaker, thanks for agreeing to meet me here. Can I fix you a drink?"

The Man said...

Osama
Oh, so this is heaven. Where are my 42 Virgins.

God
No, you are in hell. Here are 42 Virginians.

The Man said...

Osama decided that it's finally safe to emerge from his cave outside Ann Arbor, Michigan since he's no longer the most hated man there.

Van Helsing said...

So that's where bin Laden is: visiting his vacationing friends at luxurious Club Gitmo.

Shayne said...

Wow, Mel Gibson really let himself go!

Shayne said...

When did Janet Reno get a boob reduction?

curly said...

Next on “Celebrity Queer Eye For The Straight Guy”: Democratic Presidential contestant John Edwards personally dyes OBL’s beard.

curly said...

“Quit hiding in the bathroom, Silky Pony! I promise to be gentle.”

jeff said...

"I was much impressed by the show, "The Girls Next Door."

sonicfrog said...

Word on the street, he's not only freaking cut as Arnold used to be, but he's also hung like a Centaur!!!

Submariner said...

After slipping into "something more comfortable," Sen Clinton showed Ellen her clenis...

Submariner said...

Thanks for this pic V; I always wondered what a "spotted dick" looked like...

Submariner said...

Look, Hugo, please take back the Sheehag and maybe we can get something straight between us?

Whacko said...

OBL welcomes Hillary to his room for the ritualistic shaving of his buttocks. And we thought he lived in a cave!

prince of leaves said...

When the nutroots left couldn't muster the moral outrage to condemn Osama, it fell to PETA to publicly criticize him for - of all things - his leopard-skin jammies.

curly said...

In a wicked twist of fate, Osama sadly finds himself as one of 72 virgins assigned to John Edwards in the afterlife.

curly said...

Bush lied – My beard is dyed.

Brian_in_MA said...

Fabiosama - you are Europe's next top model!

Jay Guevara said...

"Hey, Hef, where'd you say the pool was?"

SnarkyOne said...

A pillbox hat with a jumpsuit? Is he mad?

Osama shows off his new cleavage.

Army of Mom said...

*background music*

I'm bringing sexy back ...